lol so I shifted last night and these are some of mine and George's weird arse conversations as well from shifts previously

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H- Harper / me
G- George
F-Fred

Also comment on your favs and your reactions they amuse me :)

Literally every morning

H- wakes up
G- finally woman I've been up for 2 hours reading eating for you to get up now kiss me so we can continue with our day
H- seriously?
G- you going to kiss me or not love

Some random day

G- ( running downstairs ) MUM HARPER BROKE UP WITH ME
H- ( chasing him ) DID NOT
M- ( Molly) what happened now
H- ( ignoring her) George me not hugging you goodbye is not me breaking up with you
G- ( pouting) YES IT IS!
H- I stopped cuddling you for 2 minutes left to go to the bathroom because you had me trapped against you for 3 hours you bloody lunatic

In the burrow living room

F- sometimes I think George is more your dog then your boyfriend Harp's
G- I did bite her once but she seemed to enjoy it
H- George stick a fucking Sock in it!
G- *goes silent*
H- good boy
G- *BLUSHES*

*on a date in some random field*

G- I'm bored
H- we are cloud watching love
G- I wanna do something more fun
H- like what
G- you
H- in a field, really
G- hey I'm not picky love
H- you could get grass in your hair
G- yeah let's go to the car or something
H- race you to the back seat
*hours later*
Percy- hey dad I'm taking the car
( me and George snickering while cuddling on the couch)

Random afternoon

G-  BABE
H- YES
G- DO YOU WANNA MAKE BROWNIES
H-YES
G- CAN WE ADD WEED
H-THE FUCK NO ALSO WHY ARE WE YELLING AT EACH OTHER
G- I DON'T KNOW IM BORED
H-YOUR ALWAYS BORED

Lol okay I tried teaching him the footloose drop * look it up on TIKTOK to see what we did* this happened while doing that

G- * while grabbing me* where the hell did you learn this
H- Angie taught it to me so Fred take notes
F- why take notes when I can watch you fail this
H- *him about to drop me* please don't kill me baby
G- I swear I won't love
*do it perfectly*
F- *whisper mutters * what the actual fuck

*All Weasleys sitting in the living room with bill and Charlie*

H- walking in and siting on George's lap with my head in his shoulder
G- smiles and kisses my nose
H- also smiles and kisses his neck innocently
Charlie- the fuck is happening
Bill- did we miss a chapter or 20
F- they're dating and now they are terrible
H- that's rude Fred
F- you keep kissing infront of me!
G- because it's amusing freaking you out
H- sits up and kisses George that lasts less then 2 second
F- * gags*
H- see
Charlie- you should've told me first
Bill- no me!
Charlie- no me cock head
They start hitting each-other like toddlers
Molly- BOYS!
Bill&charlie- sorry mum

*at like 2am*

G- ugh it's so fucking hot
H- tell me about it your about to push me off the fucking bed you starfish
G- you kicked me in the face
H- you hit me
G- I was changing positions
H- so was I
F- you sure you talking about family friendly things here children
G&H- shut up Fred
F- rude
H- sneak to the kitchen for ice cream
G- can We go skinny dipping
H- you mean in the pond with scary fucking fish and turtles NO!
G- ice cream it is then

H- me and Ginny vibing to the song hug me
H- gets fucking SUFFOCATED by George in a bear hug
H- *muffled* baby the fuck you doing
G- you said hug me multiple times
H- *still muffled* it's a song you dumbass
G- does that mean no hug
H- *again still muffled* don't you fucking dare let go off me
G- thought so

A little hint to an upcoming chapter but; morning after we got together

H- wakes up in George's arms
H- gets up to go to the bathroom
G- pulls me back against him (he's spooning me)
G- don't leave harp
H- I have to go to the bathroom Georgie
G- I finally have you after 16 years, get your adorable ass back in this bed and cuddle me.