Tip 1:  Always be bold.

Always be bold when confronting someone, even if it hurts. Someone says you look angry? Tell them it's your forever bitch-face, and raise a finger in the air. Them bitches are just jelly of your good looks.

                                                        Tip 2: Remember to Disagree.

Someone says they think chocolate Ice cream is the best? Remind them you don't like it; then proceed to tell them how chocolate flavour goes straight to the hips, and tastes like crocodile feces.

                                                  Tip 3: Always let them know when they are wrong.

     Which is all the time. Because 4*8 = 69, and black IS a color.