Narrator's POV

Winter break came to an end and Harry found himself on the Hogwarts Express, Tom having apparated to Hogwarts like teacher's usually did.

So, sitting with his Guard, he stared out the window as they headed to Hogwarts.

***

After the dinner feast and everyone was in their dorms, Professor Obscuro was 'making a lesson plan' that may or may not have been just snogging his soulmate.

Professor Severus Tobias Snape walked towards the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, hoping to speak with the other professor regarding the grades of a certain Weasley boy he was hoping to expel —since he couldn't expel Potter without facing the Dark Lord's fury— when he opened the door and saw the Dark Lady making out with the DADA professor.

Horror instantly covered Severus' face as he thought that Potter was having an affair on the Dark Lord, instantly fearing for his own life since it was very likely the Dark Lord would punish —read: kill— him for not reporting that information sooner.

Harry soon noticed the shocked potions master and turned from the man he was kissing, 'Brexton' growled lowly, dropping his glamour, "What do you want, Severus?"

Relief flooded through Snape's body before horror returned: he had interrupted them.

Harry's face flushed as giggled, he felt so cliche, he and his boyfriend were caught kissing by a teacher, he was just glad it wasn't Dumbledore.

"I s-simply wished to speak wished to speak regarding R-Ronald W-Weasley's grades, b-but if you're b-busy, I can r-return later." Severus stuttered, his usually monotoneness forgotten in his fear

The Dark Lord sat at his desk, pulling his soulmate onto his lap, "Speak, Severus, what of his grades?"

"H-He has a t-troll in my class, I w-wanted to see w-what he had in e-every class so I could ask t-the H-Headmaster to expel him." Severus answered

"He has a T in my class as well, as he skips most of them and never does his work nor homework." Lord Voldemort said, stroking his long fingers through Potter's black hair

Severus was very distracted by that, mostly since Potter was purring like a bloody cat.

There was an awkward silence between the two professors, the only sound being Potter's purring.

Severus quickly bowed and left, rushing to his quarters.

Tom chuckled at the sight, "Quite a show you put on, love, are you my kitten?"

Harry giggled, "You'll just have to wait 'till our wedding night to find out."

Tom's pants tightened at that, "I guess so."

***

When Harry returned to his dorm, having forgotten to grab and shrink his nightgown before heading to the feast, he found Ginny on his bed wearing nothing but a red thong and a Gryffindor scarf around her small breasts.

"Hey, Harry, I've been waiting ages for you to get here~" She greeted, attempting to be seductive

Harry's mind went into panic mode as he shot the Killing Curse at her, then going into a further panic as he rushed back to Tom and snuck him into the Gryffindor Dorm and to his bed.

Tom quickly casted a silencing ward and got to work prepping the horcrux creation ritual, "Have you chose an item, love? We don't have much time."

Harry nodded quickly, grabbing his invisibility cloak, "What now?"

"Repeat after me: celare animam meam."

"Celare animam meam." Harry repeated, gasping as half of his soul ripped out and latched itself into his invisibility cloak

Tom kissed Harry, "Now, love, we dispose of the body."

Tom transfigured her slutty outfit into her school uniform and levitated her corpse out of the Gryffindor Dorm —commenting on how the common room was just as tacky as he imagined— with Harry following closely behind.

As a former Prefect and current professor, Tom knew no one would be in the halls so they went to the top of the astronomy tower and Tom summoned a quill and parchment, writing a suicide note and using a blood-spell to change the handwriting to Ginny's; he tied the note and ended the levitation spell, her body falling to the ground with a splat and a crunch.

Harry looked to Tom, "What do we do now?"

Tom soothingly caressed Harry's face, "We go to bed and when we go to breakfast we are surprised and saddened by the news of Ginerva's suicide."

"Have you done this before?" Harry asked

"Once or twice." Tom shrugged, leading Harry down to the Chamber of Secrets.

***

The following morning, everyone was shocked to hear about the suicide, and the black flags of mourning hung in the school and would remain for the rest of the year.

Headmaster Dumbledore gave a short speech about her life and that the stress of school became too much her and how tragic her death was for everyone and especially for her family.

People gave Ron and the twins sympathetic looks, though Ron didn't really looked like he cared about the service or their pity, he was more concerned about when the breakfast feast would begin...