This was legitimately the first one shot that I ever wrote. It includes smut. Lord help my soul. It makes me cringe to the point of being sick, but I thought what better way to celebrate my favorite holiday?

Word Count: ~900

Thomas Jefferson and James Madison had started dating a little while ago, but they didn't want to out themselves just yet. It was mostly for James, because he was really self concious and didn't know what his dad would think. It was also because they were very popular in their high school. They didn't want everyone to judge them. They decided their relationship was working like this, and kept it a secret from everyone.

John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton were the only out couple in the small school they went to. They were really cuddly and cute all the time, and in between classes, they couldn't be seperated. Unfortunately, Alex also developed a crush on Thomas Jefferson, their sworn enemies. Thomas would use every chance he got to push John, or hit Alex, or call them nasty names.

"Hey John?" Alex whispered in John's ear while he sat on the latter's lap. They were at Alex's house, since it was Saturday.

"Yes, baby?" John sensed the importance on his tone and paused the movie the were watching to give Alex his full attention.

"Um, so, we always tell each other everything, right?" Alex asked, his voice breaking a little. He was normally so confident, what could he possibly have to say that shook him up this hard? John thought to himself.

"Yeah, is there something you need to tell me?" Alex nodded, so John flipped his love around to face him.

"Um... I... We..." He stuttered.

"Take your time, babe." The taller one comforted. Alex took a deep breath and tried again.

"I have a little crush on Thomas Jefferson." He looked down, and John tried to hide his look of shock. It obviously was not good enough, because Alex took notice.

"I'm sorry. Are you mad at me? God, I was and idiot for telling you."

"No, no darling. I still love you, and you can't help who you crush on. I'm not mad, really." He gave a sincere smile, which made Alex feel a little better. They went back to watching their movie and cuddling.

This was not just a crush, and overtime, it only got worse. Everytime Thomas would grab Hamilton's shirt collar, the latter had to stifle back his blush. It only got worse as Jefferson started noticing, and the looks he gave sometimes. Alex had talked to John about it, and John proposed something preposterous; they ask the hidden couple to join them.

Jefferson and Madison were just walking out of the cafeteria to find their normal targets, but their targets found them first. John grabbed Thomas by the shirt and pinned him against the lockers fearlessly, even though he was shorter and less muscly. Alex didn't even bother with James, knowing he would stay as long as they had his boyfriend. The tallest male just smirked at them not putting up a fight. James, on the other hand, was frozen in fear, his mouth gaping open.

"Listen Gays-" John started, but was cut off by Madison's soft pleas.

"Don't you mean guys?" The shortest of the group gave a scared look, like someone might figure out their secret.

"Did I fucking stutter?" John's powerful gaze now turned to Madison, who was shaking in fear.

"James, it's ok baby. Let's see what they want." Thomas flipped his hand up for freckled boy to continue.

"Thanks Jeffershit. Now as I was about to say, my boyfriend Alex here wanted to tell you that he's had a crush on you for a while, and wanted to share an idea he had." Alex ignored the blush spreading across his face and stepped forward to talk, knowing that Thomas made all the decisions, but Jefferson had different ideas.

"You can't be serious. Where did these even come from?" Alex rolled his eyes and just ignored the tallest boy's question.

"Look, we wanted to go easy on you. We also couldn't help but notice your raging homosexuality for each other. We, well I, wanted to know if you would join us for a night of fun. It would just be to get over this, and obviously, it will help you too." James started shaking violently. Thomas, for the first time, struggled against John's grasp, pushing past him right away. He hugged Madison tightly, not caring about the people walking by, and whispered sweet nothings into the top of his head until he calmed down.

"Have you ever been in a polyamorous relationship?" Alex asked impatiently.

"No, and I don't plan on it. You two fuckers can have each other, but not me. I'm not leaving James." Thomas replied, letting go of his partner and taking a defensive step towards Hamilton.

"We're not asking you to leave him, we're asking you both to join us." John shot back.

"I care about you, so by extension, I care about James. I think something like this could be good for him. With three people instead of just one, someone will always be able to comfort him." Alex added on.

"Um, Thomas?" Madison tugged on his lover's sleeve to get attention. Thomas spun around quickly and hummed in response. James picked back up, but so quiet, only Jefferson could hear him "I kinda want to. Alex is cute, and right." His boyfriend nodded and relayed the message back to the other couple.