Main pairing: Tanaka Ryuunosuke x Nishinoya Yuu

Other pairing(s): None

Warnings: None

Time: Their 2nd year

Notes: None

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*IF THERE WAS AN ALLIGATOR SHERLOCK HOLMES VARIANT WOULD THEY BE CALLED INVESTIGATOR (OMG BABE UR A GENIUS -TANAKA)*

-Participants: Tanaka, Narita, Ennoshita, Kinoshita, Nishinoya-

Nishinoya: Hey guys

Nishinoya: Just wanted to let u guys know that I'm SINGLE NOW

Tanaka: BABE NO

Nishinoya: OH SO I'M "BABE" NOW

Tanaka: IT WAS A JOKE PLS SDLKJASDKASLDALS

Ennoshita: I'm scared to ask what's going on

Nishinoya: this EXCUSE OF A EX-BOYFRIEND OF MINE

Tanaka: babeeeeee :/

Nishinoya: stfu i broke up with you

Nishinoya: so we were on a date, right?

Nishinoya: THIS DICKNOSE COCK GOBLIN

Narita: PLS SADASDJASKDHAHSKD

Kinoshita: THAT WAS SO CREATIVE NOYA SKDAJDSAKDL

Nishinoya: HAD THE NERVE TO TELL THE GUY AT THE TICKET BOOTH THAT I WAS HIS LITTLE BROTHER

Tanaka: BUT KIDS WERE HALF PRICE

Nishinoya: NO STFU

Nishinoya: how does it feel to go on a date with YOUR FUCKING LITTLE BROTHER TANAKA

Tanaka: ouch the last name hurt :/

Nishinoya: u deserve it :/

Nishinoya: anyways i should block u

Nishinoya: who says i block tanaka

Ennoshita: 🙋‍♂️ 

Narita: 🙋‍♂️

Kinoshita: 🙋‍♂️

Tanaka: GUYS

Nishinoya: aight bet

Tanaka: babe cmon no

-Nishinoya has blocked Tanaka-

Nishinoya: sdjkadaskd

Nishinoya: i stole his phone

Nishinoya: he's gonna kill me

Nishinoya: oh shit i know that stance

Nishinoya: he's gonna fucking rolling thunder my ass jksdhjsakhdkhsjkdfshf

-Nishinoya has gone offline-

Kinoshita: i want that.

Narita: sbd rolling thundering ur ass?

Kinoshita: no tf

Kinoshita: i want their dynamic :/

-Nishinoya has unblocked Tanaka-

-Tanaka has gone online-

Tanaka: WE MADE UP AJSDKHSDKA

Ennoshita: that was quick

Nishinoya: u know who else came quick?

Ennoshita: i didn't say that what

Nishinoya: UR MOM

Tanaka: SJDAJDHSKDHJASDHAS

Tanaka: THAT WAS GREAT BABE

Nishinoya: IK RIGHT

Tanaka: 🤜

Nishinoya: 🤛

Nishinoya: you n me, always, foreverrrrrrr

Tanaka: WAIT IS THAT "YOU IN ME" OR "YOU AND ME"

Nishinoya: BOTH 😩😩

Tanaka: 😎🤏😩🌈

-Tanaka and Noya have gone offline-