"Wake up you fucking sorry excuse for an unsightly glob of hamster lard!" says a fair haired and intelligent yet bitter and twisted Minnesota ten-year-old, a boy who is always bullied at school. The kids bully him, so he bullies me.
"Why do I even have such a waste of fur as you? You're not good for jack-shit! I wanted money! Money for my birthday or like a gift card or something not some fat furry rodent! I even liked the last hamster better!" I gulp. The last hamster?
Odd as this may sound James is in a fair-to-decent mood today... that is to say it was fair-to-decent to him. Really he is still his bitter, sarcastic self... some people!
"I've got to go to that crappy crab shack they call school today," James complains. Then a mischievous grin lights his face. "But don't worry, I'll be back later to pester and jab you. You're a lucky little thing, you just sit n do nothing in that cage. Those teachers make me learn things I wasn't aware I need to know. When the hell am I going to use long division?! And those bullies. Well fuck them!"
"Thanks for the pep talk, I Gruffy gruffly think.