"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

"its only for 2 weeks, Jouno-san, you can handle sharing a room with Tetchou for 2 weeks!"

Jouno and Tachihara were outside their hotel, waiting for the other Hunting Dogs. The government had given 2 weeks off for vacation, and Fukuchi had insisted that they went to this resort. Unfortunately for Jouno, he had been forced to share a room with Tetchou, the Hunting Dog, or even just person in general, he hated the most. None of them wanted to share a room with Fukuchi, who'd definitely non-stop fart during night and none would get any sleep if they shared with him. Thus, Tachihara would share with Teruko, and Jouno would share with Tetchou, which he was very clearly not happy about.

"Why can't you share with him, Tachihara?!" Jouno yelled.

"Sorry, but Teruko and Fukuchi told me you 2 had to share, and I don't really have much of a choice!"

Just then, the car with the 3 other Hunting Dogs pulled up, and Teruko, Fukuchi, and Tetchou stepped out, carrying their bags. Teruko and Fukuchi looked pleased with themselves, seeing Jouno's displeased face, knowing their plan worked. Tetchou, to Jouno's disgust, was eating his daily raw, shelled egg and looked as if that was completely normal.

This angered Jouno. Really angered him. "See Tachihara?! That's another reason why I won't share with him!"

This time, Teruko answered. "Oh, come on Jouno! Just deal with it!" Then she dragged Jouno and Tachihara into the building, and Fukuchi and Tetchou followed behind.

A bit later, the 5 of them were walking towards their rooms after checking in. They had gotten 3 rooms right next to each other, just in case there was an issue. Jouno had now started to take out his anger on Tetchou, who was still eating his egg. This sort of calmed Tachihara, as Tetchou could handle Jouno much better than he could. The 3 made it to their respectful rooms, and went in to unpack and drop their stuff off. The rooms were at the very end of the hall, with Fukuchi's being the farthest due to his insufferable and stinky farts.

Jouno unlocked his and Tetchou's room, and the 2 of them entered. And just as Jouno was starting to calm down and accept his fate for the next 2 weeks, something triggered his anger again. And that thing, my friends, was none other than the bed. Yes you heard me right, *the* bed. There was only one double bed, meaning that the 2 of them would need to share. Jouno instantly dropped his bag in disbelief, which soon turned to anger. However, he had just yelled his voice out at Tetchou, and this time it wasn't his fault; it was Fukuchi's and Teruko's. Tetchou didn't seem the least bit bothered by this, and started to unpack his bag as if this was completely normal, watching as Jouno angrily did the same.

Jouno felt his gaze on his head. "What the hell are you staring at."

Tetchou, who was never good at not being straightforward, just went up and said, "You, obviously," which unintentionally made Jouno slightly blush at his ears.

"W-wha-?! I- I know that, but I wasn't expecting..."

"Did you prefer I lied?"

"N-no, its just I...y-you know what, whatever! J-just finish unpacking your stuff, you dumbass!!"

Tetchou was slightly confused and he himself was blushing a bit. He had never seen Jouno flustered a bit and he looked...cute, to say the least. Tetchou really enjoyed this hidden side of Jouno. His partner was always acting sadistic and being angry at the smallest things he did, yet Tetchou still loved him for that.

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After a few hours, it was time for the group to go out for dinner. Everyone had gotten settled into their rooms and unpacked their stuff, and they met each other at the hotel restaurant since everyone was too tired to go out for dinner. As usual, Jouno and Tetchou were the last to arrive, since Jouno was complaining about Tetchou to Tetchou the entire way.

Teruko smirked as she always did when they were late. "Sooo...were you guys-?"

Jouno was quick to answer. "No, Teruko-san, for the last time me and Tetchou WEREN'T MAKING OUT."

"Oh COME ON! I'VE GIVEN YOU GUYS SO MANY CHANCES AND YOU NEVER TAKE THEM!!"

"Yeah and THANKS A LOT FOR GIVING US ONE BED!"

They continued to argue for a while, so Fukuchi went to get their table after laughing at them for a bit. Tachihara and Tetchou went with him, and Jouno and Teruko followed soon after, the tension between them obvious. Of course, Fukuchi and Teruko wanted to drink, but Tachihara, remembering the last time they did, only allowed them to take the drinks back to their room (long story short: they destroyed a lot of things).

Thankfully, after a calm and pleasant dinner which didn't involve them getting kicked out, the 5 of them left, Fukuchi and Teruko taking back their drinks. Jouno and Tetchou went into their room as well, and just suddenly remembered that they needed to share a bed.

"..."

"..."

After a long period of silence, Jouno groaned and accepted his fate, heading to the bathroom to change, while Tetchou changed outside. After a bit, Jouno came out of the bathroom to find Tetchou having his "midnight snack" which was none other than strawberries with spicy sauce.

Tetchou looked up and also saw Jouno, who looked as if he wanted to yell at Tetchou for 3 hours straight.

"Oh, you're done? Let me just finish my food."

"I-...You're lucky that I'm tired right now, or I would have killed you."

Saying that, Jouno went over to their bed and plopped on, way too exhausted to even complain about them having to sleep together anymore. Tetchou finished his food and went over to the bed as well.

"Tetchou, don't even touch me. I swear, this is the only time I'm allowing this." Jouno said sleepily.

There was a few minutes of silence, and Jouno heard Tetchou heartbeat slow down a bit, indicating that he was asleep, leaving just Jouno and his thoughts.

Jouno's thoughts:

"I have to admit, his heartbeat sounds very...peaceful, when he's sleeping...No, what am I thinking? I don't love him at all! I hate him and his weird food combinations, and his annoying voice and...and his...his..."

After a bit of arguing with himself, Jouno finally dozed off, and the rest of the night was peaceful.