"But... You're so short..." Dave said quietly to Karkat. Karket pressed against Dave and stuck up his middle finger.
"I fucking dare you to repeat that."
For whatever reason, Karkat was confident in being top in sex when it was plainly obvious he was too small to top Dave.
"Hmmm, I'll let you be top on one condition.", Dave smiled.
"What do you want?"
"Kiss me."
Both of them knew Karkat was too short to reach Dave's face without Dave having to lean down to him.
Karkat pressed up against Dave's chest more and attempted to get on his tip-toes to reach Dave.
"Come on babe, you gotta reach for it." Dave mocked him.
"Wow, fuck you, asshole."
"Look dude, my lips are all pursed for you and everything."
Karkat leaned on Dave more and he backed onto the of wall of the bedroom.
"Look, both my middle-most phalanges are up for you and everything." Karkat remarked at his stubborn boyfriend.
"Do you want me to lean down for you, is that what you want?"
"I want you to go fuck yourself, and by that I mean yes, lean the fuck down already, goddamn stubborn bulge-muncher."
Dave laughed at Karkat's idiotic comments. Karkat sighed and quickly grabbed Dave's shirt and lowed him to him. Karket finally managed to kiss Dave, finally.
"HA! I DID IT! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL" Karkat began hopping and throwing up his arms. He flopped onto the bed and rolled around.
Dave just chuckled at him.
"Well, I mean, you did have to pull me down." Dave walked over and hunched over Karkat.
"I will punch you, dammit."
"Ha, can you even reach me?"
Karkat sat upwards with a smirk. Dave put his hand on Karket's back, sending him forward and loosing his smile. Dave quickly grabbed his partner's leg and put it behind his back.
"Stop it!" Karket protested and hit Dave's chest and tried to push away. Dave took a step away from the bed and Karket instinctively wrapped his other leg tightly around Dave and put his hands around his neck.
"F-Fuck you..." Karkat looked downwards and blushed.
"Ungrateful little fucker." Dave grinned.
"Whatever, asshole... Just forget it."