Alex: hey hey hey! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been busy

Wendy: It's okay, Alex-san

Everyone else: Hi!

Natsu: And what have you been doing?

Alex: Swimming in my friend's pool and reading GiyuuTan fanfictions. :P

Natsu: aw, why didn't you invite us to swim?

Lucy: What ship?

Alex: If I just showed up to my friend's house with a bunch of uninvited guests (I would definitely bring you guys otherwise) I would never be allowed at her house again. And it's a ship from another anime. Now shhhh! this is Fairy Tail Reacts to Ships not Fairy Tail and Alex Talk About what I did. Let's get a move on! I refuse to put in a picture for this. Anyway, we have *barfs* I can't say this. *hands Mira a paper*

Mira: It's just a bunch of scribbled out letters

Levy: *suddenly appears* I can probably make it out

An eternity later...

Levy: It says RoWen, as in Romeo and Wendy

Alex and Mira: *barf* 

Chelia: *suddenly appears* I do NOT approve

Wendy: I don't think any of us do

Everyone else: *shakes head*

Alex: right, they have no chemistry

Mira: I think Romeo might approve, so don't summon him

Alex: Romeo's the number 6

Lucy: *concerned about my mental health once again* wHaT?

Alex: Shhhh! That's all for today! SAY BYE WINDOWSILLS

Lucy: Ah, we're windowsills today

Alex: Yes, NOW SAY BYE OR I'LL START CALLING YOU LIZARDS

Everyone: Bye