Alex: Hello again my loyal monkeys! 

Natsu: Gray's the only monkey here!

Gray: Wanna say that again, flame brain?

Natsu: Wanna fight, Elsa?

Alex: heh, heh, heh, you don't know what's coming next

Gray and Natsu: *scared*

Alex: *clears throat* So today we have CanaJane. I have summoned Cana *shows picture*

Mirajane: *blushes* I thought we made a deal that we would only do ships with other people.

Alex: This is other people. Last time I checked you and Cana weren't named Alex

Cana: So, Mirajane, whaddya think of it? Huh?

Mirajane: *blushes* I choose not to answer.

Everyone else: We ship it!

Alex: Huh? Where'd Mirajane go?

Lucy: Cana's gone too.

Alex: I never released them, so where'd they go?

Gajeel (mumbles): *smirks* I'd check the bedroom. Gihee

Alex: Great idea, Gajeel!

Gajeel: How'd she hear me?!

Everyone else: *shrugs* 

Alex: *comes back* heh, heh, heh...

Wendy: She's in a daze! We have to save her! Anyone know her weakness?

Lucy: I heard Mirajane does, but she's...

Natsu: I know! First Master!

Everyone else: *shocked*

Natsu: Why are you shocked?

Gray: You thought of a good and smart idea.

Natsu: Hey!

Erza: How do we get her in here though?

Wendy: Alex gave me permission to summon people after I started dating Chelia.

Mavis: *suddenly appears* hello

Lucy: Alex is in a daze, but we need her to close the show. Do you know her weakness?

Mavis: Yeah, it's me.

Juvia: Juvia is confused

Mavis: Don't worry, I know what to do. *walks over and kisses Alex on the cheek*

Alex: *gets out of daze* I just got kissed by Mavis! It's a dream come true!

Mavis: We kinda need you to close the show.

Alex: Oh, right. So last I checked everyone ships it. Say bye monkeys!! Except Mavis, your not a monkey

Everyone: Bye