57 - Monza Friday

Yuki:
MERCEDES IS WIDER THAN MAX AND CHECO'S POINT MARGIN!

Pierre:
💀💀

Oscar:
That's brutal

Sebastian:
Yuki, we talked about this before

Yuki:
NO

Yuki:
They don't move away!

Yuki:
I'm faster than them and they block me!

Lewis:
SORRY

Lewis:
I COULDN'T FOCUS THE WHOLE DAY AND IT WASN'T BECAUSE OF MAX OR HIS REAR END

Max:
Why then?

Lewis:
The park got destroyed to like 40%?

Max:
That's a lot...

Carlos:
BIRTHDAY LUCK FOR ME~

Sebastian added George

George:
Thank you very much, Sebastian!

George:
Can I ask you fellas something?

Max:
Go ahead?

George:
Does anyone remember the Monza curse?

Charles:
MAX, YOU BETTER NOT CRASH

George:
Why? Don't you want to win in front of your fans?

Charles:
I do want to, but in a fair and competitive way, not with a crash

Carlos:
Who said you're gonna win? 😶🤨

Max:
Ferrari will fuck up their strategies again anyways so none of you two will win

George:
That might be true, but maybe you'll also have the Monza curse on you

Max:
I don't believe in this stuff

Sergio:
I can attest that

Yuki:
THE GROUND SHAKER TEQUILA MAN IS BACK

Sergio:
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT

Yuki:
HEHEHEHEHEHE

Liam:
I'M GETTING SCARED OF NEEDING TO VISIT A MENTAL ASYLUM

Max:
TAKE US WITH YOU

Fernando:
PARTY WITH OTHERSSS

Logan:
CRAZINESS OVERLOAD

Oscar:
I'm not even surprised anymore

Max:
WE'RE ADOPTING YUKI TO OUR TRIO AND MAKE IT A QUARTET

Charles:
BITCH, WE ALREADY HAVE AN AMAZING QUARTET

Lando:
I KNWO RIGHT!?

Lando:
TZE TWITCH AQUARTET IS AMATING

Max:
OUR QUARTET IS SUPER EXPLOSIVE THEN!!

Pierre:
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lance:
KINKY

Mark:
*GOAT NOISES*

Jenson:
I'm losing brain cells the more I try to understand you guys (and Mark)

Fernando:
YOU'RE DATING MARK AND ME, SO KEEP YOURSELF UP TO DATE

Max:
YOU OUTED YOURSELF

Fernando:
VERDAMMTE SCHEIßE
(Fucking shit)

Sebastian:
FLUCH NICHT RUM
(Don't swear)

Mick:
JEDER SCHREIT HIER TT
(Everyone's screaming here)

Nicolas:
DEUTSCHLAAAAND
(Germanyyyy - it's a meme)

Max:
...

Lewis:
Max, don't you DARE

Max:
....

Yuki:
I'll do it for him

Yuki:
IHR HEILIGEN SCHEIß KINDER
(You holy shitty kids)

Sebastian:
Max, Yuki COME HERE, NOW!

Max:
WE'RE BAILING

Yuki:
BYEE, SEE YOU TOMORROW

Arthur:
It's even more chaotic than today's qualifying...

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