Lewis:
I think my boyfriend ditched me for his friends

Lance:
What do you mean by that?

Fernando:
Lance, we're drinking Lando under the fucking table!

Lance:
We?

Max:
Logan, Fernando, Daniel Yuki, Pierre, Charles, Carlos and me!

Alex:
WTF

Sebastian:
Yeah, Max, what the f***

Jenson:
*fuck

Mark:
**Fuck off

Kevin:
YOU DIDN'T INVITE NICO AN ME!?

Max:
I CALLED YOU, YOU ACCEPTED AND IT WAS 18+ CONTENT THAT I HEARD

Nico:
OH, MY BACK MASSAGE

Logan:
THAT WAS NO BACK MASSAGE

Oscar:
Logan, are you drunk?

Logan:
Hm?

Logan:
No! I need to drive Fernando home afterwards, so I have to stay sober

Pierre:
How far do you have to drive?

Logan:
I don't know his exact address, but it's a couple of kilometres

Pierre:
KILOMETRES?! DON'T YOU USE MILES!?

Logan:
Well, all my life I've listened to people explaining the track distance in km, so I use it too?

George:
You're strange for an American

Yuki:
Says the one from the UK who uses pounds, miles, feet/inches, miles per hour, stones and pints!

Guanyu:
I still have no clue about some of those...

Logan:
To be fair, the metric system IS better

Lando:
Hi fzysm UÄn gacung so much fun!!

Daniel:
HE'S FNALLY DRUNK

Daniel:
*FINALLY

Charles:
HAH, I TOLD YOU HE COULDN'T SURVIVE THOSE VODKA FRUITS

Carlos:
I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THEM

Fernando:
Zilly boys

Max:
How many fruits did Lando eat?

Daniel:
Uhm...

Pierre:
Well

Yuki:
They didn't count but it was well over 15 or 20

Max:
...

Logan:
I'll prepare the morning aid

Fernando:
SLEEPOVER AT MAX'S

Lewis:
Aaand there goes our private morning 🙃

Max:
I'm sorry Lewis

Max:
AND I TOLD YOU GUYS TO ONLY GIVE HIM MAX 10 OF THOSE FRUITS

Max:
KIMI AND VALTTERI EAT THEM REGULARLY BUT LANDO ISN'T FINNISH

Valtteri:
Weird flex but I'll take it

Kimi:
Bwoah

Lando:
You canÄt dictate me^IÄm a bogrown boy!

Max:
You can't even type AND YOU'RE USING A GERMAN KEYBOARD

Lance:
It's the Ä I bet

Sergio:
??

Max:
I think mostly German uses Ä Ö Ü and ß, so

Sebastian:
I'll pick up the drunk kids

Yuki:
But we wanted to watch a horror movie!

Charles:
WE DID NOT

Yuki:
BUT IT'S JAPANESE

Charles:
EXACTLY

Fernando:
I know what I can show them

Lewis:
Oh no...

Fernando:
Hah! I got all 8 kids (including Daniel, Pierre and Carlos) watching Balto

Sebastian:
The only time I'll ever thank you and your demonic brain

Fernando:
All according to plan

Mark:
You might need to put them to bed because you have a race on Sunday

Fernando:
It's Tuesday*, relax

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*I wrote it on Tuesday and only published it today because I forgot it...But here it is <3