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Continued from the previous part....

At Singh house

Haseena brings Kishan to Singh house
And still PJ did Aarti for both of them and both of them come to the house, seeing Kishan everyone becomes very happy, except naina and ps hugs ks and ks also hugs him back ps break the hug and Naina asks to ks.

Nm: tum yahan kaise daroga ji?

Ks: kyon hairani huyi mujhe yaha dekhkar?

Then nm's gaze falls on the lips of the ks where he is hurt.

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Nm to ks: aur ye tumhare hothon par chot kaise lagi?

And on hearing this the actress inside the PJ wakes up and she says to herself.

Ps: hothon pe chot....

Ks: oh..ye..ye wo Haseena ji ne jor se...

Ps (interputs): jor se...jor se kya kya bahurani ne?

With a Big smile on her face.

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And then PJ sees Nana who is shocked and then nm also looks at her and says to ps.

Nm: sasu maiya kya aap apne zuban ka durpayog kar rhi hai kuchh bhi bole ja rhi hain. (In jealous)

Ps: thik hai agar hum par vishwas nhi toh khud ms se hi puchh lo.
(To hm) Boliye bahurani kya kiya aapne apne DCP sir ke saath.

Then hm looks at DCP in urmila style and asks him with smile.

Hm: ha bol na darling kya kiye la hai maine tere saath?

Ks looks at her and gets shocked and says.

Ks: dekhiye wo hum dono gaadi se utar rhe the...

Ps (interputs): toh...(In excitement) 😉

Ks: aur mujhe jor se jhatka lag gaya.

Ps: haan dikhi raha hai jor ka jhkta.
(And laugh)

And after hearing this even Cheetosh also smiles.

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Hm: aur darling niche gir gaya.

Ks: ha haseena ji sach kah rahi hain.

And on hearing this Naina gets shocked and then she remembers something and says.

Nm: mujhe abhi argent kisi jaruri kaam se jana hai aaj main Ghar nhi aaungi bye.

And after saying this Nauna leaves from there and pj says to Santu.

Ps: hum dono chalo dinner banate hain.

Ss: ok pushpi.

Cc: hum bhi aap dono ka madat karenge.

Ps: ha thik hai chalo.

And then Cheetoshpa goes to the kitchen. And then Haseena feels something and she goes to Kishan's room while smelling and then Kishan also follows her and he sees that Haseena goes to his study table while smelling. And she takes out Kishan’s liquor bottle from the dror and Kishan gets shocked seeing this and he asks Haseena.

Ks: haseena ji iske bare mein aapko kaise pata ye toh main yaha karib 1 mahine pahle rakha tha Amma ki nazro se bachkar.

Hm: ae... darling mere ko malum tha ek bewda hi dusre bewde ke kaam aata hai aaj se tu hi chh hai apna jigri.
Thank you. (With a smile)

And even then Haseena opens the bottle and drinks it once and says.

Hm: aahh... angrezi angrezi hoti hai re kuchh bhi bol.

And hm looks at ks who was looking her and she asks to him.

Hm: kyu re darling kya hua kya dekh raha hai tu mere ko?

Ks to hm: haseena ji ye sab aap kya kar rhi hai koi baat hai toh aap mujhe bata dijiye lekin ye sab aap mat kijiye.

Even then Haseena looks around her and says.

Hm: are kya haseena ji kaun haseena malik? (In confusion)

Ks: aap haseena ji.

Hm: are mai urmila hai kitni baar tere ko ek hi baat bolne ka re darling.
Itna piti hai main aur tu ek baat bolkar sari utar deta hai ab dekh mere ko double Pini padegi.

And after saying this Haseena takes a sip again and ks says.

Ks: lekin haseena ji...

Hm: abhi tumhari paseena malik gyi khtm khallas pahuch gayi wo upar abhi Khali urmila hai tum logon ka udhdhar karne. To abhi haseena out aur urmila in.

Ks: haseena ji mat kijiye ye sab bata dijiye mujhe sach kya hai?

Hm: kya haseena ji... haseena ji dimag ka bhajiya paav Bankar rakha hai shaanti se pine bhi nhi deta tu mere ko ab don't disturb main baithkar piyegi ok tu jakar tb tk change kar le.

And Haseena keeps the liquor on the table and sits on the chair to drink.
Then Kishan comes near to her and sees him and says.

Hm: are deva kachhla CHIPKU chpiku firta mala. Get out.

(Note - mujhe Marathi nhi aati hai agar kahi galt ho jaaye to sorry for that)

And then she laughs after drinking alcohol when Kishan holds her hand.

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Ks: mujhe baat karni hai.

Hm: parn hume tumse baat nhi karna hai. get out jaa warna main jaati.

She says while standing and ks says to her in anger.

Ks: maine kaha na baat mujhe baat karna hai to mtlb karna hai chupchap khadi raho.

And then Kishan starts closing the windows and doors of the room, Then Haseena drinks two more packs as soon as she gets a chance. Then Kishan comes near her and seeing him Haseena quietly sits on the chair and starts smiling seeing Kishan.

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Ks: thik hai ab hume koi nhi sun Raha hai ab bataiye?

Hm: kya batau? (In low voice)

Ks: yahi sab.

Hm: kya sab?

Ks (loudly): yahi...yahi ki aap haseena ji hai urmila nhi hai aap ye jo urmila ka ye drama ye natk jo mar rahi hai ye..ye koi mission hai jiske liye aap ye kar rhi hain ya phir koi apradhi hai jisko pakdna Hai aapne aisa kuchh plan banaya hai aisa kuchh hoga MTLb Jo bhi hai aap mujhe to confidence mein lijiye mujhe toh sach bataiye mujhse kahe sach chhipa rhi hai aap haseena ji? (Control his anger)

Haseena is listening to all this very carefully and she says this while laughing.

Hm: are chal chal chiku kahe bolte re.
Itna planning main kahe ke liye karegi main Urmila Mahadev Mhatre hi hai abhi kya ye tere chhat se ulta latk ke bolu tb manega tu main Urmila Mahadev Mhatre hai damodar wadi flat number. 48 Vitthal bada paav centre Aamchi kude shakha naal.

She says while standing up.

Ks: to tum urmila ho.
(Strictly)

Hm: hu 100 taka urmila hai main tu chahe to mera blood taste karke dekh le D+ niklega. (With a smile)

Ks: D+ (in confusion)

Hm: D bole toh daru re apne khun mein toh daru hai na sun..sun koi nhi hai idhar gatk gatk maja aayega.

Haseena says while giving alcohol to Kishan.

Ks: thik hai aap haseena ji nahi hai aap Urmila ji hai ye baat main Maan lunga aisa agar aap mere sar par haath rakhar ye baat bolengi toh...

He says while goes near Haseena and keeps her hand on his head.

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And seeing this hm gets shocked and ks says to her.

Ks: kahiye.

Haseena has one more pack of drinks and she says.

Hm: kya re chiku ek number filmi hai (and laugh) acchha sun abhi baat aisa hai ki maine life me decide Kiya hai ki abhi mere ko banna hai life mein hot & sexy isliye main abhi diet par hai to kasam bhasm toh main khane nhi wali main to ye daru bhi pi Rahi hai neat Bina kisi colddrink aur chakhne ke isliye abhi faltu kasam bhasm ka lafda nhi karne ka mere saath.
Main Urmila Mahadev Mhatre hai manna hai toh Maan warna main biwandi aur tu Japan.

when Haseena is about to drink another pack, what does Kishan say to her.

Ks: ab jo kahogi fark nhi padegaa kyonki main samjh gaya hu ki aap hi haseena ji hain. Kahe ki aapne mere sar par haath rakh kar kasam nhi khaya na shayad khaya hota toh shayad vishwas kar leta.
Koi baat nhi ab sab CHEEJe saaf hai to aapko Jo prapanch karna hai KIJIYE mujhe koi phark nhi padta hai main ja rha hu change karne.

Then someone comes to know from there that Haseena is a pack girl and she stops Kishan by holding his hand and holds him in her lap.

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and makes him sit on the desk.

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Hm: are kitna halka hai re tu gym wim nhi jata hai kya lekin body se lagta hai ki jata hai lagta hai khane ka dhyan nhi rakhta but koi nhi main aa gyi hai na ab tere ko golu molu kar degi mere chiku.
Khair abhi k liye ye sab side mein abhi hum apne point par aate hai.

then Haseena places her hand on Kishan's head.

Hm: main tere sar ka kasam kha ke kahti hai ki Teri item haseen dilruba mar chuki hai darling main Urmila Mahadev Mhatre hai tum log hi mujhe Mumbai se lekar aaye haseen dilruba ka acting karne k liye. Main nhi hai haseen dilruba main Urmila hai kha li Kasam ab samjh mein aa gya.

Ks: lekin hum tumhe kb lene k liye Mumbai gye jbki hum to khud pichhle 5 saal se mumbai mein transfer the aur meri Amma bhi. (Shokingly)

Hm: tu aur item nhi re....wo safedi ki chamkar aur apna chintukala.

Ks: chintukala... (In confusion)

Hm: are wo apna chikna cheeta re...

Ks: kaa...

Hm: ha aur kuchh sawal puchhna hai ya ho gya?

Ks: to ab tk mere saath meri patni aur mere bacche ki maa bankar rah raha tha wo kaun tha aur meri shaadi jisse huyi wo kaun tha?

Hm: ruk main tere ko long story short mein karke batati hai actually hua ye ki ek mission Behrupiya tha jise wo haseen dilruba kar rhi thi aur uss time wo SSO...

KS: SHO...

HM: HA VERY GOOD...
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Hearing this ks becomes get shock and hm says.

Hm: par Don't worry jaise Maine Haseen dilruba ki ammi ko nhi pata chalne Diya ki uski beti mar chuki hai main duniya ko bhi nhi pata chalne degi.

Ks: lekin ek minute aaj tumhari yaddasht achank se kaise aa gyi?

Hm: achank se kaha darling itne bada Patti nhi dikhati de raha kya?
Aur maine tujhe uss bulbul k changul se bhi isliye bachayla hai kyonki Teri wajh se finally mere andar ki urmila wapas aa gyi thank you darling...aur agar vishwas nhi hai toh chikne aur SAFEDI ki chamkar se puchh lena.
Jaa rhi hai main bahar hawa khane mere ko garmi lag rahi hai.

And after saying this Haseena goes away from there and Kishan just remains shocked and keeps looking at her.

To be continued....

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