Let's start

Continued from the previous part....

Urmila also drinks alcohol and then goes to Kishan Who is still dancing then Urmila stops the music and ks also Stop and asks to um.

Ks: gana...gana kyon band KaR diya?

Then Urmila goes near Kishan and says.

Um: ae safed ghode bahut ho gaya Tera patar patar chup ab teri ek nhi chalne wali kyonki main aa gyi hai urmila mahadev mhatre. (Loudly)
Bahut nachaya tune mujhe kab se dekh rahi hu tujhe mujhe ek taang par macha Raha hai...hai na.
Ab nachane ki baari meri.
(With a smile)

And Urmila takes Kishan around and goes to start the music.
And the farmers keep roaming around in circles and say.

Ks: are roko...

Urishma dance👆

After dance

Um: ae lonavala ki chiki kya bola tune mere lips ke bare mein ki main sirf ahaan ko kiss karti hai.

Ks nods his head in yes and um continued.

Um: shakl dekhi hai apni lips dekhe hai tune apne tujhe kiss karne se pahle aurat apni aakh aur naak dono band karegi. (In a drunk voice)

Ks: uski koi jarurat bhi nhi hai kyonki maine kbhi kisi ko mujhe kiss nhi karne diya aur karne bhi nhi dunga.
Itni bhi nhi chadhi mujhe.

Um: kya? Aaj tk tumhe kisi ne kiss nhi kiya? (SHOKINGLY)

Ks: no.. never...kbhi nhi.

Um: iska matlab in the lucknow/mumbai all over the india koi aisi aurat hai hi nhi jo tujhe kiss karne ka risk utha sake. (Laughingly)

Then ks looks at um and um says.

Um: aisa kya dekh raha hai tujhe kiss nhi karegi main..itni thodi pi hai maine.

Kishan goes near the sofa and kills Urmila by hitting her with a pillow and um says.

Um: mujhe takiya mara?

Ks: ha kyonki kiss nhi karogi mujhe tum isliye.

Then Urmila stands on the bed and she too hits Kishan with a pillow and Kishan also hits her with the pillow, then Urmila takes a pillow and says.

Um: ye tera fav pillow hai na toh ab ye le....

And she kills Kishan Singh by hitting him with it but Kishan catches her and says.

Ks: mera favourite pillow.

And then he also hits Urmila with another pillow.

Then both of them fight like this for some time and get tired, then Urmila says.

Um: peace plz.

Ks: ok but hawa khane chhat par chale.

Um: best Idea chalo.

And both of them go to the roof.

On terrace

Urishma are sitting with their backs towards each other.

Like this👆

Ks to um: dhanvaad.

Um: kyu?

Ks: baal thik kar diya na Mera isliye.
(With a smile)

Um: thank you.

Ks: kahe?

Um: tune bhi to mere baal thik kiye hai na darling.

Ks: it's ok. (In Drunk voice)

Um: achha sun ek aur problem hai.

Ks: ka hua?

Um: main soyegi kaise?
Itna andhera hai.

Ks: hmm...aaj sunday nhi hai na isliye sun nhi hai.

Um: to phir kya aaj hawa day hai?

Ks: kahe?

Um: kyonki hawa chal rahi hai itni sari.

Ks: ye na Mera itna bhaukal hai ki hawa ki Kami nhi padti hai.
(With a smile)

Um: kyonki you are a bhaukal king.

Ks: right...suno tum na mujhe kbhi kbhi chiku mat bola Karo.

Um: toh phir kya bolu?

Ks (think): mujhe are haa kishan...kishan bol skti ho mujhe meri Amma ne mera naam Kishan rakha tha bade pyaar se. (With a smile)

Um: chiku...

Ks: yes...

Um: ek baat pucchu?

Ks: ok.

Then Urmila's sight appears in the sky and she says to ks.

Um: mere ko wo chahiye.

Ks: kya chahiye.

Um: wo upar hai na gol gol mujhe chahiye wo. (Points to moon)

Ks: isliye mujhe tumse dar lagta hai ki na jane kb kya maang lo.
(Looking at the moon)

And then he stands up and starts looking towards the moon, then Urmila says to him.

Um: sambhal ke tujhe chadh gyi hai.

Ks: ok.

And then Kishan goes near the reling and extends his hand towards the moon and says.

Ks: ae chand, come chand, moon...
(To um) Ye chaand itna kala kyon hai?

Um: amavasya hai shayad.

Ks to moon: ae kala Chand pakdta hu abhi chand...🌚

And to catch Kishan Chand, he stands on his toes and um cheer for him.

Um: darling... darling....

Ks: nhi aa raha hai hath mein?

Um: main...main...main try karti hai.
Don't WORRY main kar lungi hai na.

Ks: ha kyonki tum stri ho aur kuchh bhi kar skti ho.

Then Urmila comes near Kishan and starts jumping on her own to catch the moon and says.

Um: aeee....

Ks: pakdaya....

Um: nhi....(Sadly)

Ks: uff...to ek kaam karte hai so jate hain.

Um: nhi mujhe bhi Sona hai lekin main andhere mein nhi so skti mujhe moon chahiye.

Ks: baby kala Chand hai iska kya fayda?

Um: wo pass mein aayega na to usse roshni aayegi.

Ks: ek kaam karenge chaand ko pakdkar paint maar denge chuna chalo thik hai Superman tum baitho..
Baitho jaldi....

Kishan says this while taking a position like superman.

Like this👆

Then um hold him and asks.

Um: kyon?

Ks: hum ghumte ghumte moon pakdenge.

Um: idea...

Ks: nhi idea se bahut dar lagta hai mujhe.

Um: kyon?

Ks: wo naina hai na hamesha mujhe apne plan mein fasa leti hai aur meri watt lga deti hai.

Um: tension mat le main sab kuchh thik kar dungi tujhe kuchh nhi hone dungi.

Ks: ok.

Um: isliye tu mera idea sun....

Ks: hmm...

Um: uthao....

Ks: nhi main abhi nhi uthaunga kyunki mujhe tumhe nhi phekna hai tum achhi ho.

Um: tu bhi bahut achha hai.
(With a smile)

Ks: malum hai mujhe.

Um: achha tu achha hai na toh utha le mujhe acchhe bacche ki tarh.

Ks: ok.

And then Kishan lift Urmila.

Like this👆

Ks: jldi pakdo.

Um to moon: aee aa ja chu...chu...aa ja...

Ks: ye kya kar rahi ho tum?

Um: pyaar se bula rahi hu na aa Jayega.

Ks: Chand hai chandu thodi hai umm...umm...

Um: sorry (to moond) aeee...aa ja...aa ja..aa ja moon ae pakad liya.

Urmila says while clenching her fist.

Ks: pakad liya na.

Um: haa.

Ks: mutthi kholna mat.

Um: haa.

Ks: ha khicho.

Um: yes....

And then Kishan takes Urmila into the room while lifting her and suddenly she falls on the bed, then Urmila says while crying.

Um: mera moon chhut gaya....

Ks: kya lekin kaha?

Um: UPAR....

Ks: ohh hooo maine kaha tha na jor se pakdo.

Um: maine pakda tha lekin wo jb hum sidhiyon se niche aa rhe the tb wo chhut gya. (Sadly)

Ks: hmm...it's ok baby main tumhare liye moon wali lights lagwa dunga room mein ok.

Um: nhi mere ko abhi hi chahiye moon na sahi to moon ke jaisa hi kuchh jisme moon ka ansh ho....

Ks: achha aisa kya?

Then um nods her head in yes and ks says.

Ks: ok tb tk tum darwaja band karke aao warna wo naina chudail aa jayegi tb tk main kuchh sochta hu.

Um: ok.

And then Urmila goes and sees that Naina is coming towards her, then she locks the door and quickly goes to Kishan and tells him.

Um: wo maina mathur yahi aa rhi thi lekin maine darwaja band kar diya.

Ks: wow tum kitni achhi ho.

Um: ha aur maine apna wada bhi pura kiya tujhe usse bachane ka.

Ks: hmm dhyanvaad.

Um: are sirf thank you se kaam nhi chalega darling wo moon wala socha kya tune?

Ks: ha ek Idea hai?

Um: bol na phir.

Ks: hum dono kaun hai?

Um (think): haa husband wife.

Ks: yes you are absolutely right.

Um: lekin ye tune kyon puchha?

Ks: kyonki tumhe moon ka ansh chahiye na.

Um nods her head in yes and ks continued.

Ks: toh maine ye socha hai ki hum ek baby plan kar lete hai aise tumhare pass moon ka ansh hoga.....

Um: aur wo kaise?

Ks: wo aise ki dekho moon bholenath ke head par rahta hai right...

Um: barabar...

Ks: aur unhe chndra dev kahte hai right....

Um: Barabar....

Ks: aur bachhe bhagwan ka roop hote hai right...

Um: Barabar...

Ks: toh iss hisab se agar hum ek baby plan kar lenge toh tumhara hi fayda hoga tumhe moon ka ansh mil jayega aur hume utni mehnat bhi nhi karni padegi Chand ko pakdne k liye.

Um: are ha re ye toh maine socha hi nhi...

Ks: to ab soch lo.

Um (think): and isse ek bhi fayda hoga.

Ks: kya?

Um: are ahaan ko ek chhoti behn mil jayegi na khelne k liye kya bolti public.

Ks: are ha ye to bonus ho gya iske bare mein toh maine socha hi nhi.

Um: dekha main kitni intelligent hai.

Ks: yes you are very smart and intelligent baby.

Um: toh phir chale...

Ks: kaha.

Um: bed par aur kahan?

Ks: ok.

And then Urishma goes to the bed and Urmila says.

Um: toh phir shuru kar.

Ks: are aise thodi shuru karte hai.

Um: achha toh phir kaise karte hai mera pahli baar hai isliye mere ko nhi malum.

Ks: it's ok mera dusri time hai toh mujhe experience hai.

Um: experience means anubhav.

Ks: ha haseena ji kaha karti thi na tazurba kahta hai humara wo wala.

Um: ok toh phir bata.

Ks: ok so sabse pahle tum mujhe pucchi do because tum sirf ahaan ko pucchi deti ho jise dekhkar mujhe bahut bura lgta hai. (Sadly)

Um: are mera chiku nalaz mat ho main abhi deti hu tujhe pucchi.

And then Urmila holds Kishan's face with both her hands and kisses him on his both cheeks and says.

Um: ho gya Happy.

Ks: nhi...yaha bhi chahiye.
(Points to his forehead)

And um kisses his forehead and asks.

Um: ab Khush....

Ks: yes bahut zyada tum bahut hi achhi ho mtlb maine jitna zyada socha tha usse kahi zyada achhi ho tum.

Um: thank you darling ab aage.

Ks: are haa ok to ab tum late jao.

Um: ok.

Aur um lying on the bed and says.

Um: ab...

Ks: ab main tumhe pucchi dunga.

Um: sach mein...(Happily)

Ks: yes baby just wait and watch.

And then Kishan also lies down on the bed and kisses Urmila on both her cheeks and forehead and um asked.

Um: ab baby kaha hai?

Ks: baby wo kb hua?

Um: are humne kiss kiya na toh baby ho jana chahiye na.

Ks: are sirf kiss karne se baby kb se achanak hone lge. (In confusion)

Um: are movies mein dikhate hain na hero ne heroine ki kiss kiya aur phir baby ho gya toh wahi ab toh tune mujhe kiss kar diya na toh humara baby kaha hai. (Innocently)

Ks: uff ye masumiyat baby...baby aise nhi hote hai uske liye kuchh aur bhi Krna padta hai.

Um: kya?

Ks: main karunga tum sirf mujhe follow karna ok...

Um: ok.

And then Kishan switches off the light and seeing this Urmila asks.

Um: are ye light off kyon kiya?

KS: kyonki movie ka scene bahar na aa jaye ki kiss karne k baad Direct baby kaise ho jate hai?

Um: jaise coca cola ki recipe sabse chhupkar rakhi gyi hai waise hi ye bhi secret rakhna hota hai kya?

Ks: ha aur ab chup ho jao.

Um: ok.

And then ks lying on um and.....

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Are jb soch hi liya hai toh kya batau.
Achha Janna hai toh phir aur niche jao.

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Wo kya hai na mujhe sharm aa rhi hai isliye tum sab khud hi imagine kar lo.
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Other side

Naina tries hard to open the door but Kishan covers himself with the blanket and also covers Urmila and then you should be wise yourself and understand....🌚

Jao besharmo bedroom ki baate nhi sunte.

Bye.