Tw/Cw: cringe, swearing, homophobic parents

Song reccomandation: Girls, by MARINA

(Dream POV)

It's been a week since me and George started dating and it's been going pretty well.

However, we pretty much kept our relationship a secret from many people. I dont know if George would be comfortable to tell other people that we're dating but I really want to keep it a secret from my family, expecially my mom.

I did however tell my mom that I am dating someone but I never told her that I am dating a boy.

I was now in the middle of cuddling with George when I suddenly got a call from my mom.

"It's my mom, I'll be right back" I said and went to my bedroom and took my phone with me.

As soon as I closed the bedroom door, I answeared the call. "Hey mom, what's up?"

"Hey, me and your dad had been wondering if we could ever meet this cute girl you say you've been dating. We talked about it and I think we should try meeting up for dinner tomorrow at 8, is that alright with you?" She said.

Fuck

"Uh.. yeah, sure. Let me talk to him about it" I responded nervously.

"Him?"

"I meant her, my bad" I let out a fake laugh. "I'll call you back" I said and hung up on the phone.

Fuck, what am I supposed to do now. My homophobic parents think I am dating a girl but they don't know that I am actually dating my homosexual roommate.

I went back to the living room where George was.

"George, I have some news but you're not gonna like it..."

"What is it? Did something happen?" He seems so clueless, omfg.

"So, uhm... I told my parents that I'm dating a girl because they're homophobic and now they want to meet up for dinner tomorrow.." I said. "Do you mind if you uhm.. wear a dress and make up tomorrow at 8 PM?" I added.

"Wha- DREAMM!!!!"

"I know, I know. But look, if you don't do that, then my family will know that I'm not straight and won't allow me to date you anymore" I said.

"Why would you need them to allow you to do anything? Dream, you're like- 25" He responded.

"Yeah, but-" I sighed "You know how parents are.. just please.."

"Fine. But you're gonna come with me to buy the dress today" He said.

Finally, he agreed with my idea.

"Alright, let me tell my mom about our plans" I said and called my mom again. She answeared pretty quickly "Hey, mom. My bo-.. girlfriend is okay with us meeting up for dinner"

"Alright then, I can't wait to meet your partner. I bet she's such a cutie" yeah.. she..

"See you tomorrow" I said and hung up on our call.

I put my phone on the table and turned to face George. "Get ready, we're going to the mall"

(George POV)

Dream and I got ready and went to the car. The whole car ride I kept questioning my whole existence. Why the f.. did I agree to this? Coudn't I just have said 'no' and just not meet up with his family for dinner anymore? I'm so stupid.

My throughts were then interrupted by Dream's voice "Alright, we're here" He said and unbuckled our seats.

We then walked into the mall and found a store with mostly stuff for women.

Honestly, I heard about this think called 'the pink tax' before but I never throught it was an actual thing untill today. I feel bad for women.

"Alright, do you want to buy a black wig or a brown wig?" My throughts were again interrupted by him.

"O- uh... black wig, I guess.."

"Alright, black wig it is then" He responded and we went to the clothes section.

"I think this pink dress would fit you very well" He said and showed me a dress that's supposedly my size I guess.

"Why pink tho?"

"Alright, I'll get you the red one then" That's even worse.. fuck-

We bought some other stuff too like a purse, make up, shoes and more.

Dream even made me buy a razor to shave my body hair to look more 'feminine'.. this stupid bitch

To be honest, I'm surprised we didn't have to go buy some pads and tampons too..

The worst part was that when we were just trying to pay for the 'girl stuff', the cashier started giving us weird looks.

"We're buying this for my little sister. She made us do it because she was too scared to buy shaving stuff by herself" Dream said. Wow, such a creative lie.

"Alright" The cashier said, now seeming a bit less traumatised. "That'll be 100$" Damn.. good thing that Dream is paying for it.

(Dream POV)

After we bought some 'things' for George, we then went back to my car and I drove us back home.

George looked so embarrased while shopping, I felt kinda bad for him.

I mean, I would probably react the same if I had to do what he's doing right now.

When we arrived back home, I carried the bags inside and put them in the living room.

It was quite late so George and I went to my bedroom and took a nap.

(Sapnap POV)

I was just chilling in my room when I suddenly heard the front door open and close.

YES! I'M FINALLY HOME ALONE AGAIN!

I had a lot of fun being alone, when I suddenly heard Dream's car outside, meaning Dream and his boyfriend were back home. Dang it.

I went back to chilling in my room, acting like nothing happened.

I heard both of them go to Dream's room. Probably doing freaky stuff, who knows?

I was however super thirsty so I went back down and drank some water. However, when I was downstairs, I realosed that those two lovebirds went to the mall and brought stuff from there without me.

How dare they..

I was however quite curious and honestly, I don't think checking the bag would hurt anybody, right?

What the-.. why the fuck did those two buy a fucking dress.. and a purse.. and a wig.. and make up.. and girl shaving products.. and- WHAT THE FUCK

Hopefully they're just trying to do a cosplay or buying stuff for someone else.. hopefully..

I put the stuff back in the bag and went back to my room.

I'd rather die of thirstiness than go back there and see whatever else they had probably done..

A/N: This is the longest chapter I had ever done (and  probably my favourite chapter yet too)

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