"THE BABY! Luke sat up in a sweat and ran out of his room, *Boom* "WAAA WAAA" "D-dave the baby?! Dave turned on the lamp and rubbed his eyes, "Yeah the baby you woke him he said, "No no my your baby are you ok? He asked, "Luke I'm fine are you ok?, Luke ran his fingers through his hair, "Yeah I'm fine I'm fine i just need some sleep. "Now fallen is woke dave sighed, "Don't worry i got him Luke said as he unlocked the wheels from the crib and wheeled it out the room as he closed the door, "Luke? "AH! Oh Jacob its just you he slightly laughed, "What time is it Jacob rubbed his eyes, "around 2am either way you need to go back to bed he said, "I can't sleep, can i sleep in your room?.

"Ok sure come on Luke said as he walked to the room and left the door open for him, "Alright fallen Pepa pig or Abby hatcher- Oh right you can't really talk so how about odd squad just for the sake of us both Luke said as he did a little dance to the odd squad theme song, Jacob walked in and closed the door, Giving Fallen a short glare "I will end you he mouthed. As they both laid down in bed Luke pulled the crib closer to him just so he can keep an eye better on him.

That So called baby is on the verge of it being on its death bed, Parasitic diplomacy-

"Up up cross legs side to side, side to side and we're done! "Come on peter if all your here for is to pervertedly look at girls then you best be on your way Manny yelled, "Stop yelling at me I'm still hung over! he yelled back

"Wait so who is winning Jacob asked, "Your father's team dave replied, "Mm he hummed in response, *Grunt* "Fuck. "Father are you ok? Jacob asked, "N-no we need to leave, Go get manny and Paige he said, Jacob ran across the gym pushing some of the players down, "Jacob whats the deal Darcy asked, "Its Father i think he's having contractions, "Oh my god here the password is 32975 Emm's contact should be the first one go call her ok?

As I stumbled my way through the long desert my knees scraping to the ground as I silently held in my agony as the sky turned grey, My loneliness was killing me, i must confess i still believe that my nails will stop bleeding from my fingers that we're being dragged across the floor, No on was here to help me, No one- "Dave!, "Ah ah Hey *grunt* FUCKING CUNT how are you dave grunted as he sat down on a bench in the hallway, "Guys whats?- Miles ran then slid and fell on the ground, "God the principal should advise the janitor to dry the floors after cleaning them he mumbled, "Haha yeah that- that um the janitor Dave chuckled, "Ew and it got in my mouth! "Ok Dave Emma will be here any second ok then we'll take you to the hospital.

Hi hello welcome to Wendy's my name is Brian And how are you doing- *Ring* Excuse me sir

*Hello?*

*Yes Brian Dave's in the emergency room right now*

*What why i swear i did not plant anything in the weed brownies!*

*What no the baby's coming!*

*Oh ok ok I'll be there*

*gasp* "You hear that fallen Daddy's in labor now we get to suffer with more Crying yay!!, "Samantha can you cover for me i have somewhere to be Brian asked as he buckled Fallen back into his carseat, "Ugh again why are you always leaving she asked with her stank attitude, "Stick a dildo up your ass before you ask again Brian rolled his eyes, "Well I'm not covering for you, "Yeah you are he said, "And why should i?. "Because I'm your supervisor so you follow my order and rules and we'll have a good day Brian smiled as he left the Restaurant, "Forgive me fallen for my choice of words I haven't spoken like that in a while Brian said putting him in the car. *Ring*

*Hello?*

*Yes Brian i need you to pick me and Luke up!*

*Why didn't you go with the rest of them?!*

*I had to finish the Game plus there wasn't any room*

*So o your husband was having contractions and you didn't get in the trunk or something?*

*You sound really obligated right now Brian if i can be honest*

*Hangs up*

"This *POW POW* better be the last time *POW POW that you ever think of having babies Dave! The countess yelled, "And why here in the Cortez we just had it clean the other day she whined, "Well AHH if someone would've drove the right way this WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE RIGHT NOW! Dave yelled, "Its hard to see where your going when you have bangs hanging in front of your eyes dave think think think! Emma yelled back. Jacob slowly walked away from them and headed upstairs, The long hallway made it out to be some type of illusion. He felt a breeze of cold air waft onto his neck, "Tristan..He turned around and saw a tall handsome guy with short black hair with a little dap of red in his hair, "Mm how long has it been baby? "I am not your baby and don't you dare touch me! Jacob snarled back, "Oh come on Jacob your still upset over that one little incident Tristan asked, "Little incident? You sided with the reality warper, and oh my god your lucky that i was brought back to life cause if I wasn't he would've killed me again along with destroying the whole world! "Mm all i heard was na na na na na really, "Why do i bother, you barely listened to me throughout our whole relationship, Every decision that you made never involved my thoughts and insights, "Aww look baby I'm sorry he said stepping towards Jacob.

"I'm not your little play thing anymore Jacob I'm 14, "That didn't stop us in the afterlife of course he tussled his hair, "You are so just AH! Jacob stomped his foot. "Aw don't you look so cute when your angry!

"Where AHH FUCK who-where is Luke and Miles dave panted, "I don't know manny said, "Th-this baby is coming like right now! "You can't hold on until they arrive Darcy asked, "NO! He yelled, "Jesus christ The countess removed her gloves and kneeled down in front of Dave, "Alright dave this may freak you out a bit but the way that the baby is positioned, it may as well come out of your penis which is going to hurt like hell she said, "N-no you better put on your gloves and cut my stomach from the top to the bottom because there's no way that this baby is coming out through my dick AHHH JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH!!

The countess sighed and slid on her gloves, "Since theres no anesthesia its gonna hurt badly so just take deep breaths.

"Sir do you know why you we're pulled over?, "Hehe no officer Miles smiled, "Well you we're speeding above the speed limit the officer said, "Oh well I barely noticed hehe, "Mhm can i see your license and registration? "Yeah yeah sure Miles said nervously, "Brian Wheres your license and registration? He whispered to Brian in the backseat, "Its on the dashboard he whispered back, Miles nodded and gave the officer the papers. "Hate to break it to you kid but this isn't you he said, "Yes but the owner is in the backseat he pointed, Brian then slid down the window and waved, "Mhm I'ma need the three of you to step out of the car he stepped back, "Sir please i have somewhere to be Miles exclaimed. "Sir please step out of the car!

Luke Miles and Brian stepped out of the car as the officer hand cuffed them all, *Ring* "Stay here the officer said as he took out his phone and answered it, "No no no we're missing the birth of my Child! Luke screamed, "What do we do? Miles asked, "Well if there's one thing that Lucas taught me..its this Brian said as he ran over to the officer, he then pulled his arms over the officer's neck and started to strangle him, "BRIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU CRAZY?!- *SNAP* *Thud* Luke immediately threw up, "What the hell did you do?! "Don't worry he's not dead he's just...paralyzed or so Brian weakly smiled, He then grabbed the handcuff keys and unlocked miles first then Luke then himself.

"AHHH FUCK, "Your almost there dave just keep breathing, "AHH FUCHSIA FUCKERY!, Elizabeth then removed her gloves and reached into his stomach, *Gags* "Oh god I'm all for blood but jeez she said looking away, "AHHH AHH AHH MY GOD! *Door Burst open* "Dave! Luke called out, "WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?! he yelled in a demonic voice, "We got stopped by the feds but no worries Luke then grabbed and held onto Dave's hand, But soon fainted sadly, "Ok one last push to the muscle and it will all be done Elizabeth says, "AHHH CAT IN THE GOD DAMN HAT! "Ok ok i see it i see it! The countess soon went quiet, She then pulled the baby out but there was no crying. She then grabbed her gloves and cut the umbilical cord, "Bangs, Blondie come with me she pointed at Peter and Emma, "Where is she going with my baby? Dave asked, "Calm down just let me sow you up ok? Bianca said.

"Whats wrong with the baby it isn't crying and i may not be an expert but thats not supposed to happen Peter said, "T-the baby is pre-eclampsia which means that during the pregnancy there were problems with the placenta ergo infections or lack of oxygen during the birth she said as she swaddle the baby in her jacket, "Should we tell them? Emma asked, "Seems like the best thing to do..

"The baby is a placenta?, "No it had a placenta which made it hard for the baby during the pregnancy and during labor- "Just tell me whats wrong with my baby!, *sigh* "He's or its Dead she handed Dave the baby, "He's dead? Dave's eyes started to water up, Luke ran out and slammed the front door. "Not again Just no NO NO IT'S NOT FAIR! He yelled.