If you are a woman who is very old, very young, completely broke, rich, single, stubborn, hangs out with other women, has ever had an argument, has too many children, has no children, has a birthmark or has had milk turn sour in your fridge, then congratulations! You would qualify as a witch in 1692!

I found it on the internet (as usual)
Only one question: Where there fridges is 1692? :P