Lmao I know this is not creepy but I found it on Tumblr:

A- The girl who was my elementary school girlfriend just got engaged and I'm sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

B- Just remember, you are someone's dream girl

A- I'm a boy

C- Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight...

D- I'm gay

E- Jesus this post is one train wreck after another

F- My great grandpa got hit by a train once

You tell 'em, ''F''!