"Uhm— I have no excuses😩🥶🗿🗣🤛💨🧯"
—Author-dono

"Watching the movie gave me the energy to write— YAY IG—"
—Author-kun

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"Hello (Y/N)!" A cheerful voice chirped.

I spun around, meeting brown eyes. My eyes widened.

"Ochaco?!"

Ochaco tilted her head in worry. "Is there anything wrong?"

"No— no! I'm fine, I'm fine." I stammered, waving my hands.

"Alright..." she eyes me suspiciously, but seemed to shrug it off.

We started walking into the building.

"Oh, hey (Y/N), Ochaco!" Izuku ran up to us, slightly out of breath. "Are you guys excited for the new class and teachers?"

"Yep!" Ochaco pumped a fist into the air. "And we're in the same class!"

I noticed that my attire changed to the school uniform, but paid no mind to it.

"I hope our teacher is a big tiddie mommy dom goth girl." I said.

They stared at me for a few moments, but resumed to our conversation as if it was normal.

"There's our class!" Ochaco exclaimed, pointing to the large door that read

6-9

'I can't 💀' I thought, trying my best to hide a wheeze.
"AYE LETS JUST ENTER—"

I slammed the door open, and behold, my fucking class was in there.

"Yo," Jirou waved, as Momo gave me a bright smile.

"Wassup." I waved back.

"OMG HEY BESTIIIIII—" I was glomped by a hug by a pinkette.

"Mina!" I beamed, immediately returning the hug.

"We're in the same class!" She violently shook our hands. "I'm so happy I could Whip and Nae Nae™️ right now!!"

"Please don't—" Sero said, his face matching the 😃 emoji perfectly.

"I WHIP AND NAE NAE WHEREVER I FUCKING PLEASE, BRO—"

"Quiet, everyone!!" A certain strict voice commanded(Iida, duh). "The bell rang minutes ago! We must be seated quietly in our spots now!"

"Aye aye captain."

Everyone seated themselves, and a knock could be heard on the door before the teacher entered.

"Hello there everyone, I am your new teacher." A old lady said, standing at the front of the class. "My name is ThatVeganTeacher, but you can just call me Karen."

"Awh, so she isn't a big tiddie mommy dom goth girl." I whispered in disappointment. "Damn."

"Although it is our first class, I decided that we should plunge immediately into our studies. So the first topic we will be learning about it Hamilton—"

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"AHHAJAHSBDJBD—" I evaporated, repeatedly slapping my knee.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Bakugou screeched, explosions coming from his hands.

Since we were learning about Hamilton or something, we all had to learn about a pre-selected character and dress up as them.
I got Eliza, and Bakugou got Angelica—

Yeah, so we both had to wear dresses.

"SHEEEEEEEESH" Kaminari, Sero, Mina and Kirishima all simultaneously did 'the pose', harmonizing with each other.

"SHUT THE HELL UP—"

"Silence, everyone!" Karen clapped. "I want every single one of you to make posters about the characters and present them to me by next week! So get working!"

"Hey mamas," I bit my lip, walking up to Mina and a few others. "Is it just me or are y'all getting Third Grade Warfare flashbacks."

"You ain't the only one." Kirishima solemnly shook his head, brushing away a dramatic tear. "Oh, the frightful times...."

"Anyways—" Sero butted in. "Do you think 'Dogwater' is an appropriate title for the poster?"

"HELL YEAH—"

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"Everyone!" Karen clapped her hands effectively capturing the entire class's attention. "The principal is here, so everyone be respectful!"

"Hello, Miss ThatVeganTeacher."  Obama said, walking into the class. "I hope you are all doing well today."

"IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!" I whisper-yelled at Kaminari.

"HELL YEAH-" He whisper-yelled back.

"I heard you people are studying about Hamilton?" Obama started chatting with ThatVeganTeacher, who blushed.

"Y-y-y-y-yes!" She stuttered.

Unable to watch the horror, I turned my back on them and continued talking with the Bakusquad.

"Hey (Y/N), could you perhaps go fill up a water bucket for my MLG trickshot?" Aoyama asked. "I'm a bit too busy to get it myself..."

"Of course of course!" I winked. "Anything pour notre roi."

"Thank you, ma chéri." He winked back.

I said a quick goodbye to my gang and headed to the washroom.

'I'm pretty sure the Janitor's stuff is here... they wouldn't mind if I took a bucket, right?'

I snatched the bucket, filled it up with water, then headed back to the class.

"I wonder how much XP All Might has.." I murmured, actually pausing a moment to think about it.

I felt something awfully wrong creeping upon me, like a spider. I decided to just shake the vibe off.

"Hello (Y/N)!" KermitTheFrog greeted, snapping me out of my trance.

"Wassup." I waved back, a nervous smile on my face.

I quickly ran back to the class and gave Aoyama the bucket.

He gave me a dazzling fire as he took it. "Merci— wOAH WAIT YOU'RE ON FIRE??!"

"What?" I looked at my hands, and yes I was in fact burning; although I didn't feel it.

"Damn am I Goku or sumn—"

I widened my eyes in realization, observing the Dark Pink fire.

"This looks like Nezuko's flames?" I questioned out loud.

"Chile you're literally on fire who the fuck is Na Zuko"

"Hey y'all I gotta leave—" I waved them goodbye. "My sister needs me!"

"James Charles—?!"

"nO NOT THAT KIND OF SISTERS—"

I yeeted myself out of the room anyways, running up many flights of stairs and ending up on the roof.

"Okay so how the fuck do I get out of here—" I looked at the ground, which was far enough so that if I jump I would, effectively, die.

"Lmao maybe if I sewer slide™️ then I would kill my unconscious and return to my conscious."

I froze of a moment, elevator music behind eyes.

"To be honest I just uttered random shit but damn that doesn't actually sound that bad—"

And so I threw myself off the building.

Like that one Kermit vine.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

I mean at least I did a flip—

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To be honest this chapter was really just an excuse to write crack in the middle of a war 💀 and I hold to regrets ✋

By the way if you're a man reading this and you want to wear a dress but is too nervous to, don't be!

I only used that scene for crackfic™️ purposes, and if you decide to wear a dress I fully support you!

Love y'all! <3

P.S
Regoku's mom is a milf

P.P.S
I don't regret saying that.

P.P.P.S
I'm this close 🤏 to learning how to shift realities to get railed by the Upper Moons