CHAPTER THREE.

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ELLIOT TOOK OFF HIS TRENCH COAT AND UNZIPPED HIS FOOTIE PAJAMAS; I GOTTA TELL YOU, I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THE SIZE... OF THE LONG UNDERWEAR HE HAD ON UNDERNEATH. THEY WERE THE TIGHT KIND THAT BUTTONED ALL THE WAY UP TO THE NECK.

"I WORE THEM FOR YOU!" HE SAID WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AND I JUST COULDN'T RESIST. I THREW MY ARMS AROUND HIM AND WENT FOR IT.

CUE THE MUSIC, THE BATMAN THEME. ELLIOT AND I TURNED UP. WE TOOK IT THERE; WELL HE TOOK IT THERE, I JUST LAID THERE WHILE HE MADE MY BODY SING AND WHEN HE WAS DONE, WE FUCKED. WE DID IT IN SO MANY POSITIONS, HE MUST HAVE LASTED AT LEAST 5 MINUTES AND WHEN ELLIOT FINALLY ROLLED OFF ME AFTER...

"OH MAN, THAT WAS SPECIAL...YESSSS!" HE SAID.

"IT SURE WAS; ELLIOT, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING...I'M PREGNANT!"

"WHAT?"HE SAID, UTTERLY SURPRISED "ARE YOU SURE?"

"I KNOW MY BODY ELLIOT...YOU'RE NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS?" I SAID IN TEARS.

"NO, I AM IT'S JUST...I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO ABOUT KATHY; WE HAVE 5 KIDS YOU KNOW"

"I KNOW"

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5" HE SAID, HOLDING UP FINGERS.

"YES, I'M AWARE"

"LAUREEN, DOREEN, ETHEL, CALEB, VOLTRON AND SETH..."

"YOU MEAN MAUREEN, KATHLEEN, LIZZIE, DICKIE AND ELI?"

"AND VOLTRON"

"THERE'S NO VOLTRON"

"ARE YOU SURE? CUZ I COULD'VE SWORN..."

"NO VOLTRON ELLIOT! THAT WOULD BE 6, YOU HAVE 5!" GOD, SOMETIMES HE'S SO DUMB, GOOD THING HE'S HOT!

"WELL THEN, CAN WE NAME OUR BABY VOLTRON?" EVERYTHING INSIDE ME WANTED TO SAY NO, ESPECIALLY WHEN I TOUCHED MY STOMACH AND FELT THAT LITTLE LIFE INSIDE ME. IT WAS ONLY 2 MINUTES OLD BUT IT WAS DEPENDING ON ME. YET STILL, WHEN ELLIOT LOOKED AT ME IN OUR SPECIAL WAY, STARING AT ME WITH THOSE BIG BLUES, I WANTED TO GIVE HIM THE WHOLE WORLD AND IT WAS WITH THIS THAT I AGREED.

"WE CAN NAME IT VOLTRON!" I SAID. WE BOTH HAD TEARS IN OUR EYES.

"OH DANI, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"

"I'M OLIVIA"

"I KNEW THAT!* AND HE KISSED ME...THEN ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH... "WOO, I GOTTA GET GOING OR KATHY WILL BE LOOKING FOR ME AND WE DON'T WANT THAT!" HE SAID, STEPPING INTO HIS FOOTIE PAJAMAS.

"OH, OKAY...WILL YOU AT LEAST CALL ME?" I SAID WITH THE COVERS WRAPPED ON MY HAIR, IT GOT COLD AT NIGHT.

"I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER, I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK TOMORROW!"

"YAY!"

"ALRIGHT, GOODNIGHT LIV!" AND HE LEFT WITH ME FEELING LIKE THE LUCKIEST WOMAN ON EARTH! I HAD JUST MADE LOVE TO MY DREAM MAN, HE LEFT RIGHT AFTER TO GO HOME TO HIS WIFE, AND HE SAID HE LOVED ME...NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I'M HAVING HIS BABY AND THERE, IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BEDROOM FLOOR, HE LEFT HIS UNDERWEAR WITH A BIG DOODY STAIN IN THEM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE HAD TO FART! HE LEFT THOSE FOR ME!

AS I PICKED UP THOSE UNDERWEAR AND CURLED UP WITH THEM, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HOW LUCKY I AM BEFORE I STARTED TO MASTURBATE WITH THEM AND THEN AFTER I WAS DONE FOR THE 4TH TIME, I WENT TO SLEEP.

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ELLIOT GOT HOME AND WENT INTO THE KITCHEN, DECIDING ON A LATE NIGHT HAM SANDWICH AND WAS SURPRISED TO FIND KATHY THERE, SMOKING A CIGARETTE, HER HAIR UP IN ROLLERS WITH HER HEADSCARF ON BREASTFEEDING ELI.

"HONEY...WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWNSTAIRS?" HE ASKED NERVOUSLY.

"HOW LONG DID YOU THINK YOU COULD KEEP THIS FROM ME ELLIOT?" SHE ASKED AND TOOK ANOTHER DRAG OF THE CIGARETTE, ALL WHILE SHE NEVER TOOK HER EYES OFF HIM.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

SHE TOOK THE LAST TWO PULLS ON THE CIGARETTE, BLOWING THE SMOKE OUT OF HER NOSE BEFORE STUBBING IT OUT.

"ARE YOU TRYING TO PLAY ME MOTHERFUCKER?"

"WHAT?"

"I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU AND OLIVIA AND I KNOW YOU GOT HER PREGNANT"

"HOW DID"

"NEVERMIND THAT...ELI, GO TO BED!"

"OKAY MOM. GOODNIGHT DAD!" ELI SAID AND GOT OFF THE BREAST, SKIPPING UPSTAIRS.

"KATHY LISTEN"

"NO you LISTEN. TOMORROW, YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO WORK AND YOU ARE GOING TO ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT BITCH. YOU ARE GOING TO END THINGS AND IF I CATCH YOU ANYWHERE NEAR HER; YOU WILL BE SORRY, DO YOU HEAR ME ELLIOT?

"BUT WE WORK TOGETHER."

"OH...WELL...IF I CATCH YOU ANYWHERE NEAR HER, OUTSIDE OF WORK, YOU ARE GOING TO BE SORRY, DO YOU HEAR ME ELLIOT? SORRY?"

"WHAT ABOUT THE BABY?"

"MOTHERFUCKER, GET OUT OF MY FACE!" SHE SAID AND HE GRABBED THE HAM, CHEESE, BREAD, MAYONNAISE, SOME LETTUCE, TOMATOES, MUSTARD, A PLATE AND A KNIFE AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM IN TEARS.

"I'LL TEACH HIM TO CHEAT ON ME!" KATHY SAID AS SHE LIT ANOTHER CIGARETTE.

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WHAT WILL ELLIOT DO? WILL HE ABIDE BY KATHY'S RULES? WILL OLIVIA FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY IS ELI SO GROWN? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!