CHAPTER 5. THANKS FOR READING BUT THIS IS THE END. DICK WOLF OWNS, I JUST HAD FUN WITH THEM. ENJOY.

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CAPTAIN STEPPED OUT AND ELLIOT AND I WENT TO THE CRIBS AND FUCKED LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW AND WHEN I STARTED TO COME, IT WAS SO HARD AND SO MUCH

"ELLIOT...OH GOD, BABY I'M GONNA COME!" I SAID JUST AS I DID WITH A GUSH SO STRONG THAT IT WOULDN'T STOP AND JUST AS ELLIOT REACHED FOR MY BREAST IT WASHED HIM AWAY.

"WHOA!" I HEARD HIM SAY AS HE WAS SNATCHED FROM BENEATH ME, THANK GOD THE DOOR WAS CLOSED OR HE WOULD HAVE DRIFTED OUT ONTO THE HALL.

I FINISHED COMING AND GOT UP AND RAN TO THE DOOR. ELLIOT WAS LYING UP AGAINST IT COVERED IN SEAWEED, A STARFISH SWIMMING BY IN THE AFTER DRIFT.

"ARE YOU ALRIGHT?"

"THAT WAS INSANE...DO IT AGAIN!"

"MAKE ME COME AND I WILL" I SAID WITH A KISS TO HIS LIPS THAT HE SUDDENLY STOPPED.

"YEAH, UH, SEE THE THING IS...I'M GONNA NEED AN HOUR; MAYBE FIVE..."

"IT'S OKAY, I DON'T MIND YOUR DISFUNCTION!" JUST THEN, WE HEARD IT.

"ELLIOT JOSEPH STABLER!" ELLIOT QUICKLY SAT UP.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" HE SAID FRIGHTENED."WAS THAT...?"

"IT SOUNDED LIKE KATHY!" I SAID AND ELLIOT SCREAMED.

"OH GOD...SHE'LL KILL ME...GET DRESSED!"

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SQUAD ROOM

"KATHY...HEY" MUNCH SAID.

"DON'T HI ME, WHERE'S ELLIOT?"

"I DON'T KNOW...MAYBE HE WENT OUT"

"MUNCH, I'LL BREAK YOUR BONY ASS, WHERE IS HE? ELLIOT!" SHE YELLED AND MADE HER WAY THROUGH THE PRECINCT AS SHE TOOK A DRAG FROM HER CIGARETTE AND ELI WAS BREASTFEEDING.

"WHAT'S THE HURRY?" FIN SAID TO KATHY WHEN HE SAW ELLIOT TRYING TO SNEAK OUT BEHIND HER BACK AND OLIVIA SLIDING INTO HER DESK, HOLDING HER BELLY. MUNCH SAW THIS TOO AND A CONFUSED LOOK SETTLED ON BOTH THEIR FACES BEFORE THEY SNAPPED BACK TO REALITY AND SUDDENLY UNDERSTOOD AND TRIED TO HELP AS ELLIOT WENT OUT THE BACK WAY.

"GET OUT OF MY WAY FIN, I KNOW HE'S HERE SOMEWHERE!" AND SHE TURNED AROUND TO SEE OLIVIA SITTING AT HER DESK, PRETENDING TO DO PAPERWORK.

"OLIVIA?"

"KATHY...YOU LOOK WELL!" OLIVIA SMILED.

"DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT. I KNOW WHAT HE'S UP TO!"

"NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." OLIVIA SAID.

"SO HOW PREGNANT ARE YOU, TRAMP?"

"9 MONTHS, I'M DUE ANY TIME NOW" SHE SAID JUST AS SHE FELT THE FIRST TWINGES OF LABOR. "OH BOY. UM GUYS..."

"IF YOU THINK FOR ONE MINUTE THAT THIS WILL MAKE HIM LEAVE ME..."

"YOU MIGHT WANNA PICK ELI UP, HE'S SLIPPING OFF YOUR BREAST. GUYS, I THINK I'M IN LA-"

"DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT MY KID, ELI, GO GET ME A PACK OF SMOKES!" SHE SAID, GETTING THE CASH FROM HER BRA. "YOU WORRY ABOUT LITTLE WHAT'S HIS FACE YOU GOT THERE!"

"YEAH, ABOUT THAT" OLIVIA STARTED.

"IT'S NAME IS VOLTRON!" A VOICE SAID SUDDENLY, CAUSING KATHY TO TURN AROUND AND SEE ELLIOT.

"OH SHIT!" FIN SAID.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?" KATHY SAID, GETTING IN HIS FACE.

"I SAID..."ELLIOT WAS FEELING SCARED ALL OF SUDDEN BUT HE LOOKED AT MUNCH AND FIN WHO WERE OFF TO THE SIDE GIGGLING AT HIM AND HE LOOKED AT OLIVIA; HE REALLY WANTED TO HIT THAT LATER AND WITH THIS IN MIND, HE SPOKE UP.

"I SAID IT'S NAME IS VOLTRON...AND I'M LEAVING YOU?"

"GUYS" OLIVIA SAID BUT THEY IGNORED HER.

"I'LL GIVE YOU 5 SECONDS TO CHANGE YOUR TONE AND YOUR MIND!" KATHY SAID AS SHE CLENCHED HER FIST.

"I'M NOT CHANGING MY MIND. I KNOW THAT YOU LIED TO ME!"

"HELLO, FIN?" OLIVIA TRIED, HAVING NO LUCK WITH ANYONE ELSE.

"NOT NOW LIV, THIS IS GETTIN GOOD!" FIN SAID AS MUNCH BROUGHT OUT THE POPCORN.

"LIED TO YOU? THAT'S INSANE!"

"I KNOW THAT ELI ISN'T MINE!" ELLIOT YELLED AS ELI CAME BACK WITH CRAGEN.

"YOU'RE NOT MY DAD?!" ELI CRIED.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?" CRAGEN YELLED.

"I'M IN LABOR HERE!" OLIVIA CRIED.

"YOU'RE PREGNANT?!" CRAGEN SAID. "WHO'S THE FATHER?"

"I CAN EXPLAIN" ELLIOT ANSWERED "WAIT, YOU'RE IN LABOR?"

"WHAT ABOUT ME?" KATHY YELLED

"HE'S NOT MY DADDY!" ELI CRIED.

"SHUT UP ELI!" ELLIOT AND KATHY YELLED.

"THE BABY'S COMING NOW!" OLIVIA SCREAMED.

"JUST WHEN IT'S GETTIN GOOD!" FIN SHOOK HIS HEAD. "ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO DELIVER THIS DAMN THING?"

"DON'T LOOK AT ME!" MUNCH SAID AS ELLIOT RAN TO OLIVIA KNEELING IN FRONT OF HER

"IT'S OKAY LIV, I GOT THIS!"

"OHHH, DIS TEW MUCH!" FIN SAID, FANNING HIMSELF.

"YOU TWO ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!" CRAGEN SAID AS OLIVIA PUSHED.

"I QUIT THIS SHIT! COME ON ELI!" KATHY YELLED.

"MY DADDY...!"

"ONE MORE TIME ELI, I SWEAR TO GOD, ONE MORE TIME!" KATHY YELLED AS SHE HUFFED OUT OF THE PRECINCT DRAGGING ELI.

"COME ON LIV, PULL!" ELLIOT SAID

"WHAT?" OLIVIA CRIED, SWEATING.

"I MEAN PUSH!" OLIVIA PUSHED A FINAL TIME, REALLY HARD AND THE BIGGEST FART IN THE HISTORY OF POOP CAME OUT. IT BLEW THE WHOLE PRECINCT LOOSE, SENDING PAPER, COMPUTERS AND PEOPLE FLYING EVERYWHERE FOR A GOOD MINUTE AND STINKING UP THE PLACE TO HIGH HEAVEN. WHEN SHE WAS DONE HER STOMACH WENT DOWN AND THE PRECINCT WENT QUIET FOR A MOMENT.

"YOU HAD GAS?!" ELLIOT SAID, PISSED OFF.

"OOPS!" SHE SAID. ELLIOT LOOKED AROUND AND KISSED HER FOREHEAD. "KATHY WAIT, I'M SORRY!" HE SAID AS HE RAN AFTER HER. OLIVIA SAT THERE IN THE CHAIR IN TEARS.

"I BEEN DOING THIS DAMN JOB TOO LONG!" CRAGEN SAID AND WENT IN HIS OFFICE, SLAMMING THE DOOR.

"IT'S ALRIGHT LIV, HE'LL BE BACK!" MUNCH SAID. "...FOR WORK" AND HE PATTED HER SHOULDER. AND HE AND FIN WENT OUT ON A CALL.

LIV WAS STILL SITTING AT HER DESK WITH NO PANTS ON AND CRYING WHEN BRIAN RAN IN THE PRECINCT OUT OF NOWHERE, KISSED LIV HARD THEN PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE.

"GET OUT AND DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK YOU WHORE, EVER!" HE YELLED AND RAN OUT.

"WHAT THE HELL?" SHE WONDERED.

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