π°: SO WHO WANTS TO KILL KACCHAN
βπ₯: I FUCKIN DO
β: ME TOO
πΈ: I'll join :)
π°: AIGHT ANYONE WHO'S IN MEET IN MY DORM ROOM AT 8:35 PM
~8:40~
π°: OKAY WHO THE FUCK TOLD IIDA
β: I thought he'd wanna join
π°: NANI THE FUCK?
β: i'm sorry uwu
β‘: yo broskis what happened
π°: So we were working on a plan to kill Kacchan in his sleep, but then Iida walked in and told us that 'this kind of topic isn't very hero like' so I told him to shut the fuck up bc he was in total agreement with killing M*neta.
β‘: M*neta was a little bastard tho
π°: tru
π°: Also we just settled on making Kacchan rrreeeeaaaallllyyy sick by poisoning him with a weak-ish poison. He should be fine next week
β‘: IT'S SUNDAY WTF
π°: :)
πΏ: Guys Bakugou's like, really sick. He keeps throwing up and he can barely move.
π°: YES! THE PLAN WORKED!
πΏ: wtf man
π°: Read yesterday's messages
πΏ: Oh so he totally deserved it then, nice.
β: By the way, we never found out who your father was. Who is he?
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β‘: WHO THE FUCK IS HIS DAD??!?!
πΏ: I bet Bakugou knows... But he can't exactly talk right now..
βπ₯: I'll make sure it stays that way....
πΏ: Todobroki? The fuck?
βπ₯: Midoriya stole my phone, apologies.
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πΏ: Midoribro is fuckin terrifying...
~Check the names, I updated them for this part~
πͺ: I think he's cute~~
β: Of course you do, you sadist bitch
πΏ: VILLAINS?!?!
π¨βπ§βπ¦: I thought it would be fun to socialize.
π: Fellow mom?!
π¨βπ§βπ¦: Yes!
π: Do you want to have a cup of tea and reminisce about our children?
π¨βπ§βπ¦: Certainly!
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π°: Oh thank GOD I CAN FINALLY GET KIDNAPPED
π°: TAKE ME AWAY
π: Please do not take my children
π¨βπ§βπ¦: I wouldn't dream of it, but why does this one want me to?
π°: I WANNA FUCKING DIE
π°: OR KILL KACCHAN WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
π°: EITHER ONE
π: Son, we talked about this
π°: CAN I PLEASE KILL KACCHAN?
π: No.
π°: CAN I DIE THEN?
π: NO.
π°: Meanie.
Kurogiri opened his portal, and much to Momo's dismay, Izuku jumped in.
π: IZUKU NO
π°: IZUKU YES
π°: TOGA YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO KILL ME
πͺ: I don't want to kill you, I just wanna make you bleed~
π°: KILL ME ALREADY
β: I'll kill you, you lil shit.
π¨βπ§βπ¦: Shigaraki no, that is my new best friend's child you're not allowed to.
π°: don't worry i gave him permission.
π: I cancel out that permission!
π°: mom pllleeeeaaassseee I wanna ddiiieee!!!!!!!!!!
π: IZUKU WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!
π₯: ley thr liyult shoy djd alredu
(let the little shit die already)
π: What happened?
π₯: rhat bigvj drubgdd mg
(that bitch drugged me)
π°: >:)
π₯: bjith
(bitch ~fun fact apparently I can type 'bitch' with my eyes closed)
πͺ: Awww! My Izuku would fit right in!
βπ₯: HOL UP U SADIST BITCH HE'S MINE FUCK OFF
πͺ: Aww~ Icy Thot is jelly~
βπ₯: WHAT IS THERE TO BE JEALOUS OF I'M LIKE 20X HOTTER THAN UR GROSS ASS
π°: Aww my boyfriend's fighting for me, thanks Sho :) <3
βπ₯: YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
π°: Fuck, I won't be able to walk tomorrow, will I?
βπ₯: stg it'll be a WEEK before you can walk again
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π€: I'll make sure Shota can't walk so he'll have to cancel class ;)
π°: Oh fucc
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π€: Somebody's excited ;)
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