"Deku, who the fuck do you know?"

"Okay, so I bumped into this guy and he as all like 'oh my god I am so sorry, do you think I touched your stomach?' and I was like 'nah man, just my shoulder, why?' and then he invited me for coffee and told me that if he touched my stomach he could get me pregnant, then asked if I had a girlfriend and I was embarrassed so I told him I was gay and he was like 'I can help with that too, y' know. If you and your boyfriend ever wanted to have kids, I can do that.' so I said okay and he gave me his phone number in case I needed it."

"Damn. That might be useful in the future."

"Agreed."

Class 1-gay

⚡: OHMIGOD OHMIGOD YOU GUYS

⭐: LOOKS LIKE ELLE'S GONNA WIN THE PRIZE

✨: IF THERE EVER WAS A PERFECT COUPLE~

👽: THIS ONE QUALIFIES!

⚡: OHMIGOD YOU GUYS!

⚡: That whole musical is a fuckin bop

✨: Agreed~

🐾: *(^o^)/*  ✧*｡٩(๑˙╰╯˙๑)و✧*｡  ก₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ค 

⭐: Looks like Koda agrees with us!

⚡: He's too pure for that thooooo

🐾: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯(´∧ω∧｀*)

🐰: yo I'm watching that right now

⭐: Deku!

🐰: tis I ur overlord

⚡: Senpai!
(I've been reading a lot of Izukami fanfics lately so shut up)

🐰: y e s

⚡: me and Mina found some fanfics... U want links?

🐰: Y E S

"Kacchan look at this one! In this one I'm a villain and I kidnap you then you realize that you were in love with me all along! Isn't that fun?" Izuku said, reading a Bakudeku fanfic Kami sent him.

"Sure, but look, it's your favorite scene."

Izuku proceeded to belt out every. single. lyric.

Bakugou now regrets watching Legally Blonde with Izuku.

Can we get a f for Bakugou?