My am I friends are a 'family' type friends

By that I mean we all call ourselves things like, sisters and mothers and dads and such the thing is we all are part of lgbtq+

Before you ask, yes I did ask for their permission to tell this on Wattpad.

My bestest friends let's call her KC she is my 'daughter'

Yes I am the parent of the group.

She has been asking who the father is (there is only one 'guy', they are non-binary but they are the only one with a penis) but in the end we made up with the conclusion that one of my friends (all is these are girls accept for C btw) MS and H are both together

MS got pregnant thanks to the hospital but she ended up putting the fertilised egg inside of my body while I was asleep

(Don't Worry all of these are for a laugh they aren't true 😂)

But here is the confusing bit

Another one
EM- the aunt
KF-mother 1
H- dad (she calls herself the dad
Me- parent
C- child of KF
KF- my ex wife before we even for together but is now dating MS who is also my ex
KC- my child that I gave birth to

NOW

KF dating C who is her child

H, MS and me are the child of KC

Is used to date MS

C used to have a crush on me

But apparently H is the daughter of me and KF and this other guy called Levi (their fake name) but he isn't relevant.

Someone explain my own family tree for me!

Also at the very start of this everyone wanted to be the father

So everybody wanted to fuck me basically! Even my own children

Btw
C- non-binary, gay
KC- lesbian
Me- non-binary pansexual, Asexual
MS- bisexual
KF- bisexual
H- Aromantic, Asexual
EM- gender fluid, bisexual