It's my birthday

You know what that means

I am allowed to make you cry as much as I want

MWAHAHAHA

now cry

*puts a gun to your head*

CRY!

Good

CRY HARDER!

Thoughts that will make you suffer at night

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In Hamilton

Alexander's last words was a quote from Lauren

And Lauren's last words were a quote from Hamilton

LAMS IS CANON

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Since Henry VIII has 6 wives wouldn't at least the 4 of them thought (aside from the wife that was forced to be his wide) 'he beheaded Anne should I really marry this fellow?'

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Yogurt is fruit sperm

So if a guy eats yogurt

Is he gay?

I'mma make a straight guy gay lads!

The lgbtq+ SHALL RISE

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My best friend is gay

And is also a Christian.

How is that you ask?

God doesn't hate gays from one quote in the bible

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If god is 'against gay people' then why did he allow Jesus to be Baptist by a gay (ik Jesus was Baptisted by his relative but back then it wasn't illegal) cause baptism is such bottom energy and they both had dicks

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In the Hamilton musical Alexander Aimed his postal at the sky

But in real life. He shot just above Aaron's head and hit a tree trunk, then Aaron killed him

Nobody will ever know if he tried to shoot Aaron or if he purposely missed

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You know Spider-Man movies

In movies his glasses made him blurry after he got bit by the spider because he didn't need glasses anymore

But spiders are basically blind.

So how did his eye sight get better

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You never know who could be looming over you when your asleep

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You know Mary Jesus's mother

What if she just cheated on her husband and made up god as a cover up

(No offends to people who believe in god)

Worlds best liar

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You know how Mirio phases through his clothes and when air

What if he phased his full body through a person, how would the person feel it

Or will they get sick?

What would happen?

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You know how Tamaki has tentacles

You already know what I'm gonna say from that one sentence

Imagine if/when he has a lover

It's got to have a secret kink

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You know how there is a speed of light?

Is there a speed of darkness?

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You know on the moon picture

How was the flag moving and working how flags work on Earth?

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If you think about it

Not vaccinating your kids in abuse

Because your basically letting you child die from something like a cold and making them suffer because of it

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How tf does Voldemort smell or breath?

Cause you naturally breath through your nose so does he just breath through his mouth

So when he's talking he can't breath

Harry could or just made him speak a 4 paged script non-stop

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Harry basically ruined everyone's education and now they can't get a job

Way to go Harry

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How do dogs talk to each other?

I see them bark to each other like they are having a conversation but all they are saying is bark

Yesterday my dog was trashing the place because of fireworks and she growled at me so I growled back

She whimpered as if I said something mean and licked my hand

I AM THE ALPHA NOW BITCH!!!

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