Mrs. Mayberry: *narrating* I was a good person, before it all went down... I was good my entire life.

It opens with a shot of a red school house. Birds fly in the background. "Learning is fun" is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground. A bell on the roof rings. Mrs. Mayberry opens the classroom curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, Mrs. Mayberry writes "Good morning!" on the blackboard.

Mrs. Mayberry: Good morniiing!

She twirls around and catches her piece of chalk.

Mrs. Mayberry: I hope you all did your homework!

Several smiling students nod in a dance at their desks. A brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall.

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Class: ♫ We love to do our homework, and we love our teacher, too! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ Then, when I throw out these fun questions, you should know just what to do! ♫

Class: ♫ Okay! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ Two plus six is... ♫

Class: ♫ Eight! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ And good behavior's... ♫

Class: ♫ Great! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ And now, it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date! ♫

Blonde boy: ♫ It's nine in the morning... ♫

Girl 1: ♫ On January 8th! ♫

Girl 2: ♫ The sun is out smiling! ♫

Dunce boy: ♫ And it's your husband's birthday! ♫

The class sings "la la la" while Mrs. Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches.

Mrs. Mayberry: *faces the class* Oh my stars! Stop singing, children! Hush up, now!

The class falls silent.

Mrs. Mayberry: I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!

Girl 2: Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!

In Mrs. Mayberry house, "Wifey" appears with a ringing telephone icon on a computer screen. A sock lands on a corner of the computer followed by a pair of underwear. Giggles and an "Oh, yeah!" and "Not there, not there-" come from the room. An unused condom hits the screen and accepts the video call as Mrs. Mayberry's face appears from the other, while the sound of a squeaking bed is heard.

Back in the classroom, her face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares in bewilderment. The children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks.Her face blank and in shadow, Mrs. Mayberry stands up and walks away.

Girl 2: Wait! Mrs. Mayberry! *grabs hold of Mrs. Mayberry's arm* Remember what you taught us? Think before you act.

Mrs. Mayberry grabs hold of the girl's neck and tosses her through the roof. She walks out the door. The children scurry to the window to see Mrs. Mayberry drive through a white picket fence in her green car. The children head back to the computer to watch.

Jarold: Okay- *notices Mrs. Mayberry* Oh, shit! Sweetie, what are you doing here?

Mrs. Mayberry: Shut up, Jarold!

A woman's screams and guns shots are heard.

Mrs. Mayberry: You scream like a bitch!

Dunce boy cowers in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard. Blood splatters against the computer screen as the children stare in horror.

Jarold: Oh, god! What have you done? Sh-She had a family!

Mrs. Mayberry:  *sobs* We could've had a family!

Gunshots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs. Mayberry wipes away the blood from the screen. She looks frazzled at her students.

Mrs. Mayberry: Oh, dear God. What have I done...? In front of you all! *sobs* I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables!

Another gunshot is heard and the children faint on the floor one by one.

Mrs. Mayberry: *narrating* You do everything right in life, play by all the rules... and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!

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It lowers to show a pipe and fossils underground, followed by hanging stalactites. It stops outside of the I.M.P. building. A shot of the door reads "I.M.P Headquarters" with "Meeting in progress :)" on a taped piece of paper. Blitzo is seen on his office chair looking bored and Y/n standing next him as a shadow silhouette of Mrs. Mayberry paces the room.

Mrs. Mayberry: After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So, that's why I'm here.

Mrs. Mayberry turns around, revealing her demon form. Her face is partially shadowed by blinds. She holds a cigarette in her hand.

Mrs. Mayberry: To get my revenge.

Blitzo: I mean, was she hotter?

Mrs. Mayberry glares at Blitzo with an incredulous look on her face.

Y/n: Which isn't the point, right Blitz?

Blitzo: I guess.

Y/n: But I don't think we can help you. From what you're telling us, your husband and his mistress are both dead.

Blitzo: Kids right! It sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death...

Mrs. Mayberry clenches her fist. Her red aura glows again.

Blitzo: ...frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop!

Mrs. Mayberry: *clenches her claws* Not... all of them. That whore survived. Now, they all call her a hero.

It changes to a hospital bed with a bandaged blonde woman recovering. The room is filled with colorful bouquets of flowers. The woman's children and husband are by her bedside.

Woman reporter: How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?

Martha: I just hope that sick woman finally found peace.

Woman reporter: You are so brave. Here's two million dollars!

A golden check slowly moves toward her.

Martha: *innocently* Ohhh! Thank you!

Martha stands with her husband Ralphie and their two children in front of a house by a lake, surrounded by a picket fence.

Mrs. Mayberry *narrating* Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!

Martha standing at a podium with "VNN" on it. A news reporter holds out a microphone among several other microphones.

Reporter: You're a hero!

Martha is then seen jogging with a dark-skinned woman with blonde hair.

Jogger: You're a hero, girl!

In a grocery store, a boy wearing a beaver-skin cap talks with a cashier lady named Brook.

Martha's son: My mama's a hero!

Cashier: She is a hero!

Ralphie and Martha have sex in a bedroom and he grunts in pleasure.

Ralphie: *grunts* You're a hero!

An old priest is seen with his hands folded in prayer by church doors. Martha stands next to him with her hands folded.

Priest: You're a herooo!

Martha is then seen standing at the front of Mrs. Mayberry's old classroom. Another teacher introduces Martha to the class. "How to deal with trauma 101" is written on the board.

Class: You're a hero!

Martha smiles as she is given anal sex from another man.

Man: *groans* You're a hero!

Back in Hell, Mrs. Mayberry's purple fists create cracks on Blitzo's desk as she smashes down on it.

Mrs. Mayberry: *shouting, her voice echoing* SHE IS NOT A HEROOOOOO!

She leans in close to Y/n and Blitzo's faces, her face red with anger.

Blitzo: *frightened* Mm-hmm. Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Y/n: *frightened* M-Mrs. Mayberry, w-why don't you calm down a bit yeah?

Blitzo rapidly presses a red button from underneath his desk. A red light flashes by a label reading "Deranged client." The other labels read "More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth," "Ghost," and "Stolas."

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It changes over to Moxxie, who is holding a black and red crossbow in his hands. In front of him is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking as the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.

Millie: Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!

Loona lies on a gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other. On the wall are drawings of Blitzo in a horse shape and a drawing of Robo Fizz with an arrow sticking out from it.

Loona: *sarcastically, deadpan* Wow. I feel soooo loved here.

Millie: Just take a deep breath, *inhales* and let it out!

Moxxie: But... it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?

Millie: I mean, if that's what the client wants.

Moxxie: Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. *speaking with a stereotypical Italian accent* That's understandable.*speaks normally* But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly, in this instance—upper middle class family bloodline?

Loona looks at the picture as she thinks for a moment.

Loona: Hey! You don't know they're innocent! *points to the boy* This kid probably sets dogs on fire, *points to the girl* maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, *points to the father* and this guy... This guy definitely watches.

Millie: Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here.

Moxxie: But—

Millie: Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. *cups Moxxie's cheeks as she shakes them* Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Shoot the target. *kisses him*

Moxxie aims his crossbow.

Moxxie: I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all.

Blitzo barges into the room followed by Mrs. Mayberry.

Blitzo: Guys! I want you to meet—

A startled Moxxie accidentally fires his arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding.

The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry, but Y/n catches it with his tail.

Blitzo: ...our newest client!

The eel tank falls down. Glass and water spill on the floor. The eels fall out and bursts into electricity, setting the room on fire.

Blitzo: Damn it, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!

Outside the building, imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitzo waves goodbye.

Blitzo: Byyyyye! And, don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is freee!

Blitzo waves as the car drives away.

Moxxie: When did we start implementing that deal?

Blitzo turns with a glare to Moxxie.

Blitzo: When you set fire to my office in front of a *yells* CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT!!

Blitzo grabs Moxxie's face and pushes him away.

Blitzo: Now, someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!

Loona: You mean... our only ticket to the other side? *pulls out the grimoire* Yeah. Got it.

Blitzo: And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie. * baby talk voice* You get a tweat, now!

Blitzo holds up a dog biscuit to her.

Loona: Ew. Stop.

Blitzo throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog. He pulls it into his mouth and chews.

Loona: *slams book close* You're so gross!

Millie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall. It glows red and creates a portal to the human world.

Blitzo: Awwww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist.

Loona rolls her eyes and leaves. Blitzo puts his hand on Moxxie's face, who struggles to walk to Millie.

Blitzo: Now, let's go lick some ass!

Millie: The expression is "kick some ass"... Blitzo.

Millie snaps her fingers at Blitzo as she walks through the portal.

Blitzo: Mine's better.

Blitzo walks through the portal.

Y/n: No, it's not better.

Moxxie: *sighs* Aww, fuuuck...

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Moxxie walks through the portal. All four imps stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Blitzo, Y/n, and Moxxie lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes. Blitzo stands up and peers into the window.

Blitzo: That's gotta be her. *chuckles darkly* This is too easy. Y/n, do you want this one?

Y/n: Nah, I took out the last one. Let Mox have this one. What'da say?

Moxxie looks pleasantly surprised.

Moxxie: Me?

Y/n: Yeah, I mean, it's simple enough. It's not like you can mess this up?

Moxxie stands up and peers through the window. His faces falls as he looks at the family having dinner.

Blitzo: It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital.

Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses. Martha holds a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitates at the window.

Blitzo: You snooze, you lose, Mox!

Martha's face is seen in a reflector, her doe eyes wide and blinking innocently.

Blitzo: Aaaand I've got ya, bitch.

Moxxie: Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!

Y/n: We're not killing a family Moxxie, we're just killing the mother.

Blitzo positions his rifle.

Blitzo: Sparks is right! We're ruining a family!

Moxxie: But... Ho- Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it.

Moxxie lifts up Blitzo's gun as he fires. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.

Martha: What was that, Ralphie?

Ralphie: *shakes his head* I dunno, Martha! But, whatever it is...

Ralphie grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands.

Ralphie: ...they're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!

Martha sets the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor.

Martha: Alright, kids! Guns out!

The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat. The girl pulls out another rifle. All of them have evil grins of sharp teeth.

Ralphie: Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns! *chuckles darkly*

Y/n: Okay, what the actual FUCK Moxxie!?

Moxxie wheezes anxiously, eye twitching. He lets out a croak with his snake-like tongue out. He then falls to his knees, hands over his face.

Moxxie: I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy.

Tears fall from Moxxie's eyes as he takes more breaths.

Moxxie: I panicked!

Blitzo and Y/n both facepalms.

Blitzo: Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!

Blitzo leans in and pokes Moxxie's head.

Blitzo: Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!

A blast shoots through the wall and hits Blitzo in the arm, black blood flying out.

Y/n: Blitz!!

Blitzo: AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!

Blitzo, Y/n, and Millie flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Ralphie and Martha grin and leap through the large hole with guns drawn. Moxxie peers out from the bushes and rapidly looks around. A child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps.

Ralphie fires at Millie who flips backwards and dives into the lake.

Ralphie: Where'd you go, little critter?! Y'all can't hide long from me!

Millie is seen with her head above the water under the dock. A knife is in her mouth. Millie breaks through the dock and lands on it, with her knife and a grin. Ralphie swings a glass bottle and Millie runs behind him out of the way. Millie jumps up in the air, knife in both hands.

Ralphie swings his bottle upwards, knocking Millie in the head. She cries out and falls to the ground. She struggles to stand, but collapses onto the dock. Her eyes twitch. Ralphie smiles evilly down at her as the cloudy sky spirals red.

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Moxxie opens his eyes and gasps with a squeak to find himself tied to a stitched up dead body in a chair. Moxxie's face falls in fear as he looks at the girl and boy. Both their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces.

Moxxie: Oh! Well, hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute?

Both kids speak in low creepy tones, the boy finishing seconds after the girl, speaking instantly after Moxxie.

Kids: It's nice to have a new critter to play with.

Moxxie glances up in fear at a red light above him. The light reveals a human head high up and several limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plaques hold stitched up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth bulging out. His upper chest is connected to the plaque.

A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it. Human skin is tacked to the wall with "Bless this mess" stitched onto it. Moxxie looks and sees a dead human body on a platter in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth. Organs are in a nearby bowl.

Moxxie: Ohhhhh... crumbs.

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Four gunshots ringing out in the woods as Blitzo dashes through a bush. Martha's evil laughter follows as Blitzo runs through the forest. He slides down a hill and catches his breath at the bottom.

Martha: *in a sing-song voice* I know you're hurtin', little devil!

Blitzo takes deep breaths as he leans against a tree. His eyes go wide as he covers his mouth. A silhouette of Martha is shown walking through the woods.

Martha: *in a sing-song voice* I promise, that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!

Blitzo sighs in relief before his phone lets out a yelling ringtone. Blitzo pulls out the yellow cell phone and it flips through the air. The phone has "GFY" written on it with a laughing devil emoji on it.

Blitzo: Dammit!

Blitzo tries to grab hold of the phone eventually doing so, then he holds it to his ear.

Blitzo: Stolas! This is a really bad time.

Stolas is shown in his palace relaxing in a bathtub. There are candles with blue flames around the tub. The floor has glowing astrological symbols on it. The curtains look like the starry night sky. Glowing constellations float around the room. Stolas holds an old rotary phone to his ear, in the shape of sunflowers.

Stolas: Mmmmm, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?

Blitzo: *frustrated* What is it?!

Stolas: I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my son and my grimoire?

Blitzo's angry face appears in a bubble.

Blitzo: What did you just call me?!

Stolas pops the bubble with his finger.

Stolas: My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you to use to do yours if you allowed my little sparkling to work for you?

Blitzo looks scared as a rifle clicks. A bullet flies through the tree where Blitzo was moments before. A shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole.

Martha: I can HEAR you, darlin'!

Blitzo: Shhhit!

Stolas: Anywhooo, I have been thinking. You know, I have been... permitting you to access the mortal realm less than... legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?

Stolas runs his finger on the edge of the tub. He makes walking motions with his fingers as they begin glow red. It back to Blitzo running through the woods. A bullet hits a tree and Blitzo duck behind another one.

Stolas: Doesn't that sound... *speaks in a seductive voice* enticing?

Blitzo: You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!

A bullet hits the tree that Blitzo is hiding behind.

Stolas: Then, let me keep it simple: Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of...

Stolas' eyes glow red and he lowers himself into the water with a lustful look.

Stolas: ...paaassionate fornication~

Stolas leans slightly over the edge.

Stolas: Aaand you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sound fair, my little Imp?

Blitzo: Fine! Whatever!

Stolas: *through the phone* Ohhh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy (bleeped) inside of my (bleeped). To (bleeped) the—

Blitzo cringes and closes his eyes as Stolas rambles on about his lust for Blitzo. Blitzo drops his phone as he is pinned to the tree by the butt of Martha's gun. Stolas continues talking on the phone through censored bleeps.

Martha: Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well... NOT TODAY, SATAN!

She presses the gun harder into Blitzo.

Martha: Gonna send y'all back where ya came from.

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Moxxie, who struggles to free himself from the rope, his hands tied behind his back. He looks up and gasps as he sees fires being lit from outside. A hangman's noose hangs from the wall.

Moxxie: Millie!

The lights in the room then begin to flicker on and off as Moxxie and the children look up in confusion. As they flicker, Y/n makes his appearance and appears behind the kids. Using his electric powers, he shocks the kids, but doesn't kill them, only knocks them out.

Moxxie: Y/n! Oh thank satan! I thought I was a goner!

Y/n: *unties Moxxie* You know I'll never leave ya behind Mox.

Moxxie: We have to hurry to the source of that fire! That's where that deranged woman and her husband are holding Millie and Blitzo!

There are torches in rows and tents. A full moon appears in the sky. The camera pans down to reveal Millie and Blitzo tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Ralphie laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet. Nearby, a grinning Martha holds a torch in her left hand.

Blitzo: *sighs* I had that fucking shot. God dammit, Moxxie!

Martha wears skull earrings, jeans and a low-cut shirt with polka dots. Her eyes are red and her hair is thick and blonde.

Martha: Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell!

Martha rises her torch as Blitzo and Millie struggle to free themselves.

Martha: May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!

Martha grunts as she tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitzo and Millie. Evil laughter follows. The flames rise up around Blitzo and Millie, but they remain unharmed.

Blitzo: Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard.

Millie and Blitzo smirk. Martha stares confused.

Martha: Oh. Shit.

Martha rolls her eyes.

Martha: Well... I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!

She grins and pulls out her rifle.

Blitzo: That would be more effective.

Millie: *angrily* Blitzo!

Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. Both imps close their eyes and flinch. As Martha takes aim, she stops when she suddenly hears birds chirping.

Martha: Ya hear that?

Millie: Sounds like a bunch of birds.

The sound gets closer and closer as the sound of birds chirping gets louder. Millie squints her eyes as she sees something approaching at high speeds, breaking the ground. She smiles as she sees who it is.

Millie: Y/n!

Martha: Huh?

As Martha turns around, Y/n's inches away from her as he feels his arm back sparking with electricity.

Y/n: Chidori!

Martha coughs out blood as she looks at Y/n as his arm is inside her. He takes his arm out as she falls to the ground. Y/n looks at Ralphie, who runs away in fear back to the house. However, for whatever reason, Martha wasn't dead despite the massive hole in her chest and goes to stab Y/n in the back, but she gets shot through the eye as Moxxie saves Y/n.

Millie: Moxxie! Y/n!

Moxxie and Y/n runs over and unties the rope, freeing Blitzo and Millie.

Blitzo: You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!

Blitzo falls down. Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace. They both move their heads.

Blitzo: *sarcastically* Oh, yeah, thanks! I'm fiiine!

Moxxie helps Blitzo up and supports him.

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise.

Blitzo pulls Moxxie into a hug.

Blitzo: Apology accepted. But, if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain, I will tie you down and make you watch Y/n your wife. Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off.

Blitzo lets go as Moxxie looks fearfully. Millie raises her arms in a cheer. Blitzo pulls a gray and black horse toy from his chest. He puts it back and retrieves his cell phone.

Moxxie: Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house.

Y/n: I'll come with, just in case ya know.

Blitzo: Okay, fine. But, hurry up.

Blitzo speaks loudly into the phone.

Blitzo: Loonaaaa! We're ready to come home, dear!

Moxxie and Y/n run through the woods making their way to the house. Stolas has continued to rave over the phone about his plans for Blitzo.

Stolas: *over the phone in the background* ... (bleeped) use while you and I and (bleeped) and jelly sandwiches all night...!

As Y/n runs past, he tries to not think about the words he just heard his dad speak.

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Back at the house, the two kids are lifted into their father's arms in the corner of the house. Moxxie points his rifle at them as Y/n points his ōdachi. The girl and boy look scared and the girl has a teddy bear with her.

Y/n: Don't move! Stay where you are and we won't hurt you!

Ralphie: *chuckles* What are you gonna do little guy? Kill us?

Moxxie: I should! You people are monsters! But... you should have a chance at a life and a purpose. Look at your children. They have their whole future ahead of them! You are going to face your crimes justly!

Y/n: He's right. Your kids are supposed to be better than you, but you've just turned them into monsters like you. But it's not too late for them. They can still change and be better.

Moxxie picks up the remote.

Moxxie: I will call your earthly authorities, and they will make sure you are dealt with fairly. I'm handling this... my way.

Moxxie presses a button and the television turns on. Moxxie looks surprised and glances behind him.

Moxxie: Oh, shit.

Moxxie glances at the TV remote, the buttons looking like eyes and a face.

Y/n: You got like uh a phone or something? So we can call 911?

Ralphie: *motions his thumb behind him* Yeah, it's in the kitchen.

Moxxie: Then... what is this for?

Ralphie: It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids.

[Ralphie hugs them as Moxxie smiles, eyes shining.]

Moxxie: Awwwww.

Y/n: That's kinda sweet when you think about it.

After calling 911, Moxxie and Y/n rush out of the house before the authorities could arrive.

Blitzo: There they are. You two have a good wank-off session?

Y/n: Dude what?

Blitzo: Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?

Blitzo pokes Moxxie and Y/n several times for emphasis.

Blitzo: See you at the office!

As Blitzo just through the portal back to the office, Millie places her hand on Moxxie's cheek.

Millie: You doing okay, sweetie?

Moxxie: Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process.

Y/n: Eh, don't worry about him Mills, he just needed to clear his head.

Millie touches Moxxie's chest.

Millie: You have a goooood heart, honey.

Millie playfully pinches Moxxie's nose.

Millie: Just a fuzzy head!

Y/n: *nudges Moxxie* Ain't that right.

Millie kisses Moxxie and Moxxie smiles lovingly. Millie walks through the portal. Moxxie and Y/n turn around and notices two police cars and a helicopter outside the house.

Loudspeaker voice: We got em', boys!

A helicopter fires a missile through the roof and the house explodes in a massive inferno. Something hits Moxxie in the head. He looks down to see what is left of the teddy bear head.

Y/n: Oh damn. That was not what I was expecting.

Moxxie looks stunned as Blitzo grabs his neck and pulls him through the portal.

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Mayberry and the imps were celebrating their victory over killing Martha and her family. A white banner reads "killed the bitch" in red letters. Loona and Mrs. Mayberry are holding pieces of cake on their plates. "We did it! :)" is written on the cake in light blue icing. Blitzo has his arm in a sling. Everyone is wearing party hats. Everyone laughs and cheers except Moxxie, who sits with a distressed look on his face.

Millie: *excitedly* Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?!

Mrs. Mayberry: Yaaay!

Blitzo: Ohhhh, yeah!

Millie: *hugs Moxxie* We did it! Oh, Moxxie!

Blitzo: Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up.

Millie rubs Moxxie's head.

Millie: And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!

Mrs. Mayberry: That's messed up. But, I paid for it!

Y/n: You sure did!

Everyone except Moxxie laughs. Blitzo raises a fist.

Blitzo: Yeah, fuck that family!