To get any stronger,

there ain't no choice but to

merge with Vegeta, is there? No...

...even at that, I doubt I could beat him.

Let's hope the people on

earth don't do anything foolish.

He said something about

"Super Saiyan God," didn't he?

Is that something I can

arrive at with training?

Or is it the name of a Saiyan

called "God"? Is there another...?

A senzu bean?

I'm better!

Kaio-sama, we have to

let everyone on earth know!

I've already told Vegeta.

He's the one most likely

to step over the line, after all.

Things ain't looking good.

I'd better get back to earth right away.

Or maybe I should train a bit first.

You're finally here, huh, Vegeta?

Oh, and why are you

wearing your combat gear

to your own wife's birthday party?

What's wrong? You seem unusually blue.

A-ha, could it be that you're in shock over

your beloved wife turning another year older?

It sure is nice for you Saiyans,

not having to grow older.

Silence!

What do you mean, "silence"?! Hmph!

What is this? I've got

a knot in my stomach.

Is the great Vegeta-sama

trembling with fear?

What is with you?

Beers the Destroyer...

Without a doubt, I know

I've met him somewhere before...

Hey, Prince Vegeta, right?

You're all grown up now, aren't you?

It looks like this "Ki" that you

all use doesn't work on deities.

Ah, yes, well...

Something's come over Vegeta.

Do you remember me now?

I remember!

When we previously met,

you were still just a little boy, huh?

Don't you remember? Your

father, King Vegeta,

put on quite a spread for me.

The Destroyer, Beers...

...-sama...

What Kaio said was no exaggeration.

This guy is trouble.

He's way beyond trouble!

It looks to me like you're up

to something enjoyable here.

What's more, I smell something very good.

A-Ah, this? My wife is having a birthday party.

Your wife? Well, I'll have

to go pay my respects.

Beers-sama...

Oh, right. The point of my visit...

Have you ever heard the

term "Super Saiyan God"?

Super Saiyan God?

You don't know it, then?

Are you sure your premonition wasn't wrong?

I'm never wrong!

But you are, quite often.

I'm starting to get annoyed.

Oh, Vegeta, the man who

tells his wife to be silent...

Who have we here?

O-Oh, th-this is...

...Beers-san and...

The name is Whis.

Oh, friends of yours?

Hello. I'm Bulma, Vegeta's...

...beautiful wife.

...Hello, Bulma-san.

...Hello, Bulma-san.

Oh, my! For being friends of yours,

they have fine manners.

But you don't appear to be from earth.

You're aliens, right? Aliens?

Th-That's enough!

We just happened to drop by earth,

and spotted Vegeta-kun here.

Sightseeing? If you'd like,

why not come party with us, first?

You're quite welcome.

H-Hey!

Well, I do hate to intrude...

...but the truth is, I spotted some of the most

delicious-looking food when I first got here.

Go ahead, go ahead.

C-Come, let's go down there.

Hey! You there, the cat monster!

How'd you like a match with me?

A match?

Th-That idiot!

I'm pretty good!

Oh, Dad, you're embarrassing us!

I apologize for his rudeness.

Where are the Dragon Balls?!

You idiots! If you make any

loud noises, they'll hear us!

R-Right!

All right...

This house is ridiculously huge,

for crying out loud!

Pesky fools!

We' re sorry.

Sheesh!

Just where are the Dragon Balls, anyway?

All seven of them are

supposed to be together here.

I don't know why I can't

get my wish granted,

but right now, we're in luck!

My next goal is to be hugely wealthy!

Huh?

L-it's not world domination?

Getting a great deal of money comes first.

I've had enough of living the poor life. We couldn't even get

hired for part-time work

in these child-like

bodies we have, you know!

...Y-Yes...

...Well...

I am Great King Pilaf!

Earlier, when we were

finally about to get Shen Long

to grant our wish, Pilaf-sama,

you said "Make us young again!"

Y-Yeah, but...

...there's no point in dominating

the world when we're old,

if we're going to drop dead right away.

Maybe so, but we're too young like this!

It was a relief for me.

My life has been greatly

extended, in dog years.

Stop your griping and hurry up

and find the Dragon Balls!

And if worse comes to worst,

let's just grab anything of value!

...Yes, Sir!

...Yes, Sir!

Okay!

"Prizes"

O-Over here...

What is it?

"Bingo Tournament Prizes-Keep Out!"

You don't suppose...

...all of these...

...are prizes?!

That castle is a prize!

...Wow!

...Damn it, what a ritzy bunch!

I'll spray graffiti on them!

"Stupid"

Take that! And that! And that!

I.

That's quite sordid.

...Come on!

...Let's hurry!

Yeah! The Dragon Balls must be

hidden here someplace! Find them!

...Yes, sir!

...Yes, sir!

You don't think they're

inside the castle, do you?

Pilaf-sama!

Did you find them?!

The participation prize is a

ten-year assortment of fine hams!

Get two or three boxes!

Yahoo!

The second-place prize is...

What a ridiculously huge diamond!

Be sure to take it!

But if this is the second-place prize...

First-place must be...

We sure found them easily enough.

Pilaf-sama!

Th-There really are all seven of them here!

...Yahoo! Yahoo!

...Banzai! Banzai!

Pilaf-sama, let's get our

wish granted right now!

You fool!

If we summon Shen Long in here,

the ceiling will collapse on us!

Hey, you guys!

What are you doing in there?

W-We're friends of the boy who lives here. Huh? My friends?

Y-You're the boy who lives here?!

That monkey is talking!

...Mon...

...Mon...

Who are you calling a monkey?!

I am Great King Pilaf!

We came here to burgle the place!

What's the big idea, giving

them your real name?

Hey, Goten! Come over here and

see this! There's a funny monkey!

I'm not a monkey!

Hmm?

Hey, boy! Be quiet! Do

you want to get hurt?!

What?

Look.

Th-That distinctive hairstyle...

It looks extremely familiar...

Those blank eyes that

reveal such innocence!

They look extremely familiar...

H-He's that...

"Genuine great ape!

Clear out!

Right!

You can have this.

Pilaf-sama! Wait for me!

Wow, that really was one

strange monkey and dog, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, who was that girl who gave

you the pretty rock as a present?

Is she your friend, Trunks-kun?

She's... my girlfriend.

What do you think? Amazing, huh?

You mean, you're going out with her?

W-Well, yeah. We've even held hands.

That's amazing!

Y-Yeah, I guess.

Amazing.

Damn! What is he doing here?!

He's still a child, too!

And thanks to him, we didn't

get the Dragon Balls, did we?!

What?! You're creeping me out!

Prepare to feast your eyes... on this!

I used the diamond to distract their gaze.

They haven't realized that the

Si Xing Qiu ball has been stolen.

You've outdone yourself, Mai!

Yes!

Just a minute! We can't grant

our wish with just one of them.

Don't you worry about that, Pilaf-sama.

We'll say, "if you want this back,

hand over one million zeni,"

and demand their money!

Oh, I get it!

Mai, you're a genius! You big-time rascal!

Oh, no, not as much as you are, Pilaf-sama.

But that diamond was worth

more than ten billion zeni, wasn't it?

U-Um...

Y-You idiot! That huge

amount of money just means

that much more stress, doesn't it? Y-Yeah! If we get so

nervous that we pee our pants,

are you offering to wash them for us?!

Huh?

Eh?

Ahem...

I'm not so sure about that example.

It seemed to be a little bit off-color.

I beg your pardon.

Hmm? Isn't that...?!

It's him! What is he saying?!

That girl over there is

your girlfriend, Trunks?

I don't know who you take after,

but you're quite the stud,

aren't you? Nice going!

Amazing, huh?

Y-Yeah, I guess.

Call her over here for me.

Yo'.!

My good lad! You just flew

through the air to get here!

Never mind about that, I...

...was trying to act cool, and

said that you were my girlfriend.

You said I was...?

N you'.!

Then, me?

Why would I?! This girl here!

Who, me?! Me, with a

little boy like you...?

You're a little girl, yourself, aren't you?

Oh, right.

I hate to ask, but pretend

to be my girlfriend for a while.

P-Pretend to be your girlfriend?

What do I have to do?

Well, we hold hands... and stuff...

H-Hands?!

The children these days are so depraved!

You're free to eat all

the food you want, too.

Food?!

And there's a bingo tournament, too!

Absolutely!

Come on!

Just a moment.

Pilaf-sama, I know he is a child,

but holding hands with a boy

on the very same day

I met him is something I can't...

You're actually more than

old enough for this, aren't you?

Pilaf-sama, there are some things

you can say, and some you can't!

Do it, Mai! For the food and

the bingo tournament! As well as...

...the Dragon Balls it comes with.

I've seen that older

lady somewhere before...

I-it was back then!

Yes, that is her, all right!

That kid earlier and the one

who was with them back then...

I'm getting nothing but

bad feelings about this!

Come on, let's go.

R-Right!

These "takoyaki" balls are fascinating.

They are quite delicious. Both the sauce flavor and

soy sauce flavors are fantastic.

So your name is Mai-chan?

Mai-chan, how old are you?

You shouldn't tease the grown-ups!

Ka...

...ha...

Please don't wreck anything else.

Hal!

This is crazy!

It's no use. I can't beat

the Destroyer like this.

Beers-sama was much, much stronger.

Hey, Kaio-sama!

It looks like a quick bit of

training ain't gonna be enough

to reach this Super Saiyan God thing.

I have to admit, I'm not seeing

any sign of this Super Saiyan God.

I was kind of looking forward to it.

From what I hear, as far as the Saiyans go,

aside from Son Goku and Vegeta,

the others are all half-earthling.

And two of them are still just children.

Okay, next up is everyone's

favorite, the bingo tournament!

While the castle and the

airplane are both terrific prizes,

the main attraction has to be...

Look at this! All seven

Dragon Balls together!

If you win, you can have

whatever wish you want granted!

Oh? Those balls are a lot like

Planet Namek's wish orbs, huh?

...Earth's Kami does appear to be a

Namekian, after all... All right!

As I recall, a dragon

appears from the wish orbs,

and grants any wish they want, right?

H-Hey, just a minute!

Aren't you one Dragon Ball short?

The Si Xing Qiu ball is gone!

No way! They were all

there a little while ago!

Hey, are you leaving already?

Mai-chan, tell me what

your cell phone number is!

I don't have anything so fancy!

Hold on!

You idiot!

O-Oh, no, I fell into their trap.

You're the one who cried out, you know.

At this point, there's little choice left.

Damn it!

P-Pilaf-sama!

H-Hey, all of you! If you

don't want this kid to get killed,

you'll hand over one million zeni!

Well, 100,000 zeni will be okay, too.

Wh-What's so funny? I really will kill him! That child says she will kill him,

yet the others are laughing.

Maybe they need some punishment.

N-No! That girl is apparently

my son's girlfriend, after all!

This is just a silly game.

I really, really, really mean it!

U-Um, Mai-chan...

No talking, hostage!

Your chest is touching me.

Oh, this is an entertaining

side show, isn't it?

All right, I'll play along!

You adorable little villains!

The Great Saiyaman does

not stand for bad guys!

...Yeah! Yeah!

...Way to go!

Seems fishy. By any chance,

is that the Super Saiyan God?

P-Please, do not get the wrong idea!

That is just Kakarrot's son,

dressed up in a disguise!

Young lady, go ahead and try to shoot me!

Th-That's crazy!

S-Stay back!

It really is okay for you to shoot me.

I think that will liven

things up a bit more.

I know! While you're at it,

shoot all your bullets at once at me!

Mm-hmm, that will be great!

A-All of them?

It's no problem.

He can deflect all of them away.

But don't shoot at my feet or anything.

Let's keep it simple.

Aim right for the face, okay?

Okay, villains! Shoot as much as you like!

Okay, but you asked for it!

How do you like that, you villains?!

Do you now realize the

power of the Great Saiyaman?!

That's not like him. He's not

accustomed to drinking so much.

You guys, I thought that was just a toy,

but it's a real gun, isn't it?

You children shouldn't be

carrying something like that.

If it hadn't been me, this

could have been really serious.

Ee-yow!

Videl! Videl, are you okay?

Videl-san!

Gohan! What's the big idea,

hittin' your own wife?

L-I'm so sorry!

Here, let me have a look.

Can you heal her, Turtle Hermit-san?

I'll give her mouth-to-mouth...

That has nothing to do with an injured leg!

You haven't changed at

all, you dirty old man!
N-Neither have you! How could

you do that to a great sage?!

Allow me to heal her.

Wh-What do you think you're doing?

You should watch what you say.

This person is Kami-sama.

K-Kami-sama? You don't mean, for real?

Are you really Kami-sama?

It's better.

Thank you very much, Kami-sama.

Um, your tummy is carrying...

Shh! It's still a secret.

Oh, it is?

Gohan, no more drinkin'

alcohol for you for a while! Got it?!

Y-Yes. Thank you, Dende...

I mean, Kami-sama.

This is a dream, right? A dream.

But I thought we were

dreaming before, and it was all real.

By any chance, can you

deflect bullets, too?

Of course I can. You knew that

when you started the act, right?

And you there, the dog,

you can't just stand there in a daze.

You have to hurry up and

come slashing at me!

S-Sorry.

And monkey, your intensity

leaves a lot to be desired!

What a shame. It could

have gone over better.

We'll try harder next time.

Wh-What did you think?

That was an entertaining show, right?

One of them came flying at me, too.

It feels a bit itchy.

Unpleasant. Very unpleasant.

So then, will you destroy the earth?

It might be best to renew

the whole planet at once.

Before Creation cometh Destruction.

Hey, come on, you guys!

That's all for the side show!

Now, let the fun of the

bingo tournament begin!

P Bingo! P

P Bingo! P

P Bingo! P

What's come over Vegeta?

P Fun time bingo! P

P Earth is a fun place to be! P

P The food 'vs good there, too'. P

P Fun time bingo! P

P Fun time bingo! Yeah! P

That was somewhat engaging, huh?

Yeah. I never figured him to

be such a poor singer and dancer.

He could give your songs

a run for their money, Whis.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Well, let's collect ourselves

by getting some more food.

Yeah, all right.

Okay, that was good.
All right, children, that Ball isn't a toy.

You can't go carrying it

around without asking first.

But your little skit was

kind of entertaining. Thank you.

Okay, the Dragon Balls

are all back together,

so let's start playing bingo!

I sacrificed my pride to preserve

Beers' mood, so things managed to work out.

But it shouldn't be an issue anymore.

All that's left now is to get him to leave

earth while he's still in a good mood.

Is anyone one spot away from bingo yet?

Beers-sama...

Have you tried that

dessert they call "pudding" yet?

It truly is velvety-smooth and delicious.

What's that? Pudding, you say?

Where exactly is it?

Over there.

Oh my, it was here just a moment ago.

Don't tell me you ate them all, Whis.

Indeed not!

You there, is there any more pudding?

L-I'm sorry, but the pudding

over there is the last of it.

You there... Would you mind

sharing one of those with me?

Make that two... one for me.

If not, at least let us have one, for me.

Beers-sama, that's not fair.

You've already had one, right?

Hand it over.

Boo! No way!

What?!

I'm eating them all myself!

But there are so many of them!

All of them are mine!

Give me one!

No!

Give me one!

No!

Give me one, you dummy!

You called me a dummy.

I'm gonna turn you to candy and eat'cha!

Oh, no! I look away for one second, and...!

Now I'm completely upset!

Hey!

What did you do that for?!

Beers-sama! Please stop!

S-Stop him!

Ten-san'.!

He's out of this world!

Kuririn-san, get the others out of here!

Y-Yeah...

Are you all right?

Goten! Get her two friends!

Uh-huh!

You wouldn't give me any pudding,

so I'm gonna hurt you some more.

Stop!

Damn it! It doesn't matter anymore!

This way, Beers!

Thanks for waiting.

Ho! This tastes absolutely delicious!

What do you call this food?