If you don't know what Icebreaker is, it is VERY smutty romance novel about a Hockey player and a figure skater. (You wanna be traumatized? Page s 135 & 136.... And many. Many. More.)

Anyways, I was in my Spanish class, and we had a sub so we didn't have to do any work.

So me, having Icebreaker in my bag... pulls that shit out.

(Go to my hunger games page if you forgot who these people were)

So my Spanish class has 8 people in it.

Me, February , Yahtzee, Professor Dumbass, 7-year-old, corn, paper, and princess.

Anyway, this is how it went.

Me, February, and Yahtzee: casually reading Icebreaker, minding my own business while Yahtzee is reading Twisted Love and February is reading over my shoulder, (for reference we were on the page where they do it in an uber while Cruel Summer was on the radio 😭)

Corn: "You should let me read that."

Me: "Ok." I get up and walk across the room to give it to Corn and Professor Dumbass.

February: "tell them what page to read."

Me: "136"

Corn: "shit, I lost your page, my bad."

Me: "you're good."

At this point I get ready to sit down and enjoy the show with Yahtzee and February because I was expecting high class entertainment where they read 2 sentences and have a complete panic attack.

BUT NO.

Corn was STRAIGHT-FACED. Reading that shit THROUGH.

And Professor dumbass, with the maturity of a foot as my mother likes to say was yelling "OH MY GOD. BRO WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?! STOP. STOP."

Corn on the other hand kept on reading and fucking read five whole pages of straight smut with his face like 😐 JUST LIKE I DO LIKE IT'S FUCKING NORMAL.

Then there was professor dumbass next to him who was quite literally going through a quarter-life crisis like: 😨😰😵😤😳🥺😣🤨🫣🤢😵‍💫😵 bro even reverted to toddler for a second-

BOTH OF THEM WERE RED AS HELL TOO IT WAS GREAT. 💀

Paper was behind them scolding me for letting them read that... and Princess was like "ooh! Can I try!"

So February went and gave it to Princess, who red only the first word TURNED HOT PINK and threw the book on the floor yelling "I'M DONE. I'M DONE. I'M DONE."

So at that point we were all dying, besides 7-year-old... he was showing the sub his YouTube channel-

So I finally got my book back, and kept reading and all I heard from Professor dumbass was

"WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THAT???!!?!!?!!"

And corn was like "Can I have it back? Can I burn it? Can I read another page?"

So eventually I let corn have it back to read another page, and yet again he was straight faced-

Even February and Yahtzee couldn't get past the page without giggling or saying what the fuck.

So I think Corn is one of my fellow smut readers 💀 that's bad-

Here's page 136 for reference (aka the page in the book that has gone TikTok famous for it's out of context reactions of people making their friends read it-)

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