Sooo we're in English class right, I'm minding my own, watching my little brother's Youtube videos with my friends... and all of a sudden I feel something hit me in the back..

A fucking squishy burrito...

This one to be exact:

And it falls on the floor, under my chair, and to be honest... stuff like this is VERY normal in my 2nd period, so I just kinda let the burrito stay there.

A few seconds later all I hear is professor dumbass almost right over my shoulder trying to find it, so I looked at him like he was stupid, because he is... so he turns to our beloved friend, corn/JJ and goes "actually.... You get it daddy." To which JJ answers with "shut the hell up fatass" and professor dumbass smirked at me-

I expected him to be like, can you hand me that? Or something somewhat human... but this weirdo FULL ON DIVES under my chair and almost FUCKING KNOCKS IT OVER. So I'm just sitting there in complete shock because WHAT the HELL as he's over here with his ass sticking out from under MY chair-

So I was like "what the heck are you doing.." and he just got up shrugged and went back to beat the shit out of Professor dumbass with the burrito.

And two minutes later the burrito hit me in the shoulder 😒