Pepperony
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Pepper:
Momma- Hello Y/N, what are you doing today?
Honey- Mom I'm at school
Momma- You're texting at school?! You're grounded!
Honey- But you texted me first....
Tony:
Genius Girl- Hey dad, what's up?
Iron Dad- Gas prices. But it's ok, I'm rich XD
Genius Girl- No, I mean what are you doing?
Iron Dad- Your mom ;)
Genius Girl- I'm moving in with Uncle Rhodey
Steve Rogers
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Captain Dad 💙- Y/N, I'm learning how to use hashtags!
Miss America❤️- That's great Dad, good job 👏
Captain Dad💙- hashtag father & daughter convos
Miss America❤️- ........
Clintasha
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Nat:
супер мама (super mom)- Hey sexy, did you shoot those assholes in the dick yet?
малышка (baby girl)- What the heck mom??!
супер мама- Sorry Y/N, that was for your dad
малышка- It's still weird 😖
Clint:
Katniss- You know that song Sexy and I Know It that you and your friends listen to?
Baby Hawk- Yeah why....
Katniss- Well he's one for you
I walk in your room and this is what I see, there's a condom on the floor and it's staring at me. I have a rage in my stomach and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it....you're grounded and you know it!!!
Baby Hawk- ......sorry?
Bruce Banner
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My little girl 😘- Dad, I got detention today, I'm sorry 😐
Daddio- WHAT? That is not ok Y/N, you know that. What did you do?
My little girl 😘- Well, Ms. Goldman was saying that our class is impossible to teach and I whispered something to T/D (Tony's daughter) about her not being smart enough. But she heard me and asked if I wanted to teach the class in a sarcastic tone. So I went up to the front of the room and yelled "Class dismissed!"
Daddio- While you are smarter than your teacher, you're still grounded for a week.
My little girl 😘- That's fair.
Thor Odinson
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Father, God of Thunder- Y/N!
Daughter, Goddess of Love- Yes father?
Father, God of Thunder- It's mom, I'm at Unlce Eric's. Your dad accidentally pushed Aunt Darcy off the black dick.
Daughter, Goddess of Love- What the crap, mom???!!
Father, God of Thunder- Oh my god I'm sorry sweetie, I meant back deck.
Daughter, Goddess of Love- Ok, I'll be there in a few.
Maximoff Twins
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Magic Mama- Hey, would you accept my Facebook friend request?
Darling- Mom you got a Facebook?! Wtf!!!
Magic Mama- What does wtf mean?
Darling- Um, welcome to Facebook 😄
(Since Pietro is their uncle I'm doing one for him)
World's Best Niece- Hey uncle Pietro, can I go running with you today?
Uncle Speedy- No, you cunt. Sorry.
World's Best Niece- Dang, that's a bit harsh.
Uncle Speedy- Oh my goodness hun, I meant no you can't. Sorry, your mom and I are going to a party. You're staying with Uncle Clint and Aunt Laura
World's Best Niece- Aw 😥
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A/N:
Hey guys, I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it! This was definitely a fun one 😊 Also I got most of these from Google, I just changed them to sound more like the characters. Idk when I'll update, but it'll be by tomorrow I hope! Maybe even later today 😉 Anyways, thanks for reading, love y'all 😘