UN: Hi, Ame!
USA: Hey! 'Sup?
UN: I have a question for you!
USA: Epic! Go ahead!
UN: Who's your favourite sibling?
USA: ...
Canada: Brother-
New Zealand: BROTHER-
Australia: BrOthEr-
USA: Hmm...
UN: ...Yes?
USA: ...NATO.
Canada: NATO isn't even related to us-
USA: True...
Australia: ..So?
USA: ...Canada.
Canada: FINALLY, SOMEONE IN THIS FAMILY APPRECIATES ME!
USA: ...Is second to New Zealand, in that case.
Canada: ...I hate you.