UN: We have one for you too, Hong Kong!

Hong Kong: OK...

UN: What do you think of China?

China: Answer carefully.

Hong Kong: I'll answer what I like!

UN: Please stop arguing...

China: Fine. Get on with it, then.

Hong Kong: We never got along and probably never will. He is awful to me and my people sometimes, and even to his own when he feels like it. And yet, he still thinks his communist regime is a good idea! I'll never understand it, it's like he either can't see or doesn't care that the world hates him! In fact-

China: Shut up! You're not even a country!

Hong Kong: I am a country! And if I'm not, I should be! Right, UN?

UN: Well... If China were to let you go, you could be eligible...

China: So no, you're not.

UN: Please stop arguing, this is meant to be fun! Why can't you just get along?

Hong Kong: ...I literally just answered that.

China: Maybe I don't like you either!

Hong Kong: China, we know that. You've been telling me for years.

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China yelled a lot after that. We had to sit him in the time-out corner at the back of the room for five minutes, which just made him more angry, but at last he was quiet-angry...

-United Nations