A/N Quick note!! Ms. Fowler (I just made that name up right now honestly) is the Nice Lady that Peter mentioned earlier that lets him work on things. Also the above picture is where I got the idea for Clint's in chat nickname. Lol.

Tony's POV
"Hey!" I yelled at Happy from the elevator. He must've not heard me because he kept walking. "Hey! Happy!" I half jogged up to him.

"I heard you the first time." He said unamused.

"Then why didn't you answer?"

"You're missing a meeting that Pepper told you to go to. You do not mess with a unhappy Pepper. You should know this."

"Nah. I'll be fine. Let's go get donuts." I say putting my arm around his shoulders.

"Has anyone seen Peter? Happy! Have you seen Peter?" A lady who was looking around the lobby asked. We turned around.

"Oh my word. I'm so sorry to disturb you Mr. Stark. I'll just go check with Emily." The lady said starting to head towards the desk.

"Wait! Who's Peter?" I asked, my curiosity kicking in.

"Oh he is just an intern." She said turning back towards us. "A hard working one too. He is just... well. I let him help me on my projects at lunch and I haven't seen in the lab all day. You probably have better things to worry about though so I'll just ask Emily."

"He is the fifth-teen year old I hired and had you pick up right?" I asked quietly. Happy nodded.

"I'll text his aunt." Happy said bringing out his phone.

Peter's POV
I got up around who knows when— oh shoot it was lunch. I got out of bed. Still a bit dizzy I sat down on the couch.

"Are you feeling okay?" Aunt May asked coming out of the kitchen. She handed me a glass of water before putting a hand to my forehead.

"Mmm. I'm fine." I muttered before drinking the water.

"You're still running a fever."

"Mmmph. Mood." I said groggy. She chuckled and went back into the kitchen, apparently making something and I heard a phone buzz. I picked up the nearest one.

***

?
Hello?

Is this Ms. Parker?

May (Peter)
Oh shoot this is May's phone.

One minute.

***

"May! Someone is texting you!" I yelled from the couch. She came back and grabbed her phone before sitting next to me. I peered over her shoulder.

***

?
What?

May
Sorry.

I was in the kitchen and my nephew mistook my phone for his.

Who are you?

?
My name is Happy

*Happy

Never mind that please.

I work for the security at Avenger's tower and was looking for a May Parker.

May
I am May Parker.

Happy
Okay well Ms. Fowler works with your son and was worried that he hasn't showed up today.

May
Peter is my nephew actually.

And we are very sorry for his absence. He ate some bad food so I made him stay home. Sorry for not informing you right away that he would not be coming.

Peter says Hi to Ms. Fowler.

Happy
That's quite alright as long as you are both okay.

Ms. Fowler says she hopes Peter will be better soon.

May
That's nice of her. I'll let Peter know.

Happy (Tony)
Get better, kid.

May
?

Happy
Sorry my boss took my phone.

May
Okay.

Well I will let you get back to work.
Have a nice day.

Happy
You too.

***

"Ms. Fowler is nice..." I say, still groggy. May smiled and ruffled my hair, knowing I was tried. She walked back to the kitchen.

When she came back she had two bowls of soup and we ate while watching Meet the Robertson's.

(Time Skip to later that night)

***

Peter
Hello internet fam.

Kim Possibly
Hey kid!

Merida
Hey!

So we figured it out.

FeFe will be your dad and of course Ms. Salty will be your mom because it would be weird if Nat was 100% mom and he was dad because they didn't like each other like that...

Peter
Who is Ms. Salty?

Merida
Nat will be your GODMOTHER instead and I will be you godfather or weird uncle.

Peter
Wut.

FeFe
Merida please.

Merida
Dash and Violet are your new siblings,

Dash
Yay!!!!!!

Violet
I'm okay with this.

Merida
Knives and POPTARTS can be your... I don't know.

Your REALLY weird uncles.

POPTARTS
DID SOMEONE SAY POPTARTS?

Knives
Brother please.

You have it stuck in caps lock.

Again.

POPTARTS
SORRY

Oops.

Sorry everyone. I couldn't figure out this small device.

Peter
Ummm.

Merida
Brooklyn Guy and Wolfie can be your grandpas.

Peter
...

FeFe
Oh boy...

Merida
Now all we need to do is fight for custody.

Where do you live? Like your address, address.

FeFe
Oh my word.

Peter
...

Merida
OH MY WORD HOW COULD I FORGET MR. SCIENCE????!!

Mr. Science
What now?

Merida
He can be............

Your... uncle?

Peter
Okay?

No offense Mr. Science but you will never replace my uncle Ben.

Just wanted to make that clear.

Mr. Science
None taken. You're uncle sounds like a good man.

I honestly didn't even know I was becoming anyone's uncle.

Peter
Lol.

I gtg. My aunt and I are going to play a game.

Kim Possibly
Bye, булочка с корицей.

***

A/N
Okay so I'm gonna end that there. I guess this is a filler more then anything but I think I did okay.

Also... 😂. Do you like the origin of Clint's nickname?

Web you guys later!