Ah,What a Wonderful Cat Life (FUNNIER VERSION!)

96Neko: Len-kun~ Let's go out and pl-


Len: Police!


96Neko: CUT IT OUT! DX


Me: XD So funny!


Both: SHAD UP GABBIE-CHAN!


Me: *Sulking in corner* Kay..


Lyrics:


Ah, you're so cute, Len-kun!
Your fur is marvellous as it can be
Under the bright stars that are out tonight (A shooting star~!)
Would you like to come play wi- (Hell no! Whaat!)


It's true that a cat can only live once
Let's have some fun or your life is boring
The collar that binds from being free 
If you want I'll tear it off gently (No! Get off me! Don't touch me!)


Being a stray rocks! (nyan, nyan, nyan)
I have feasts of fish and the best tapioca
When I'm full I lay on the roof, and close my eyes as the humans still work
You should be free too (NYYYA)
I have some friends who want to meet you
Open the window of society and
FLY AWAY!


(Police please!
Cut it out!
Just be the police's pet cat.
I only want you to own me. No! I want to own you!
Police!
Nooo~)


She is a pervert, 96-Neko-san (Hi)
Her eyes are bright in the dark always watching me
Your breathing on my window is freaking me out
Please don't come any closer than that to me (Bro~! Don't touch me!)


It's true that a cat can only live once,
That's why I'm a pet so I can live longer
This collar that you wanted to tear off
Can you even comprehend how much it costs?


I'm sophisticated, nyan, nyan, nyan!
I have bananas and I have a comfy bed
Although I still kinda dislike water but-
I have a bath every day and get dried when I'm wet
Compared to you now, nyan, nyan, nyan
Do you even have anyone that looks after you?
Tomorrow you could get hit by a car
And I wouldn't mind (WHAAT!?) 


This tsundere Len might be turning me on (hell no!)
Soon I might begin to think that ... I LOVE You
The way you're speaking now, may be sweet but, oh-so wrong
My heart won't sway don't obsess long


My dream one day nyan, nyan, nyan!
Is to leave the broken town one day
I'd fly off to a northern land and drink tapioca until I die (DIE! Only for you!)
If you are with me nyan, nyan, nyan
It would be the best time for both of us, (Nope!)
But I guess that is a hopeless dream now ~


My life is complicated nyan, nyan, nyan
And changing lifestyles is not an easy thing
Plus, I don't want to leave my human, she'll worry about me more than anything (WHAT WHO!! Shut up)
I haven't finished nyan, nyan, nyan
Are you leaving right now, don't go. Hey, wait!
You can come back tomorrow
I'll be waiting~


(I'm here
No go home!
Ahh~ you getting shy aren't you? So cute! So cute! *pant* tsundere, tsundere.
Hello, police
Not again~! Let's go drink tapioca. No we should go to Taiwan
Okay, have a good trip don't come back, ever.
I know deep down you want to come with me
Where are you police
CUT IT OUT!)

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