This was a little while back... When a fly was in my room when I was reading... So I went and got a fly swatter... And now—

I forgot it has fly guts on it. It had disgusting gross fly guts on it...

And I was waving it like a sword!!! Touching everywhere with the flu but sword. I was going to kill the fly, but it got away. So I was patrolling the downstairs like it was the most important place ever. I was doing it about an hour.

AN HOUR! Crazy isn't it!

I remember sniffing the ground, smelling for the fly.

And eventually I brought my brothers into this mess...

I told them if they see the fly and don't tell me I would touch them with the fly swatter, and have fly guts all over them....

But, they were playing around and saying, "Oh, fly. Come here you will be safe with me."

And eventually I touched one of them... They were squirming and went upstairs to wash it.

I wielded a weapon... A very dangerous weapon...

Argg! I touched the fly swatter! I have fly guts all over me!

So lesson: Always threaten to use a fly swatter instead.