So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy "hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"
Man "how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"

Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHYYYY!!??". Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.