Why can't you fool an aborted fetus???
Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Diana???
Thomas made it through the tunnel

a man goes to see his doctor and says "doctor i think my 13 year old daughter is pregnant" the doctor replied "jesus, your 13 year old daughter is sexually active?" the man replied " not really , most of the time she just lays there and cries"