31 Oneshots of Halloween Day 16

At the street, Josie Sakura is walking while holding Baramini.


Baramini: "I'm so excited that you're gonna be with me at the Autumn Harvest Festival!"


Josie Sakura: "Yeah, thanks, Baramini. So, is there anyone gonna be at the festival?"


Baramini: "Dragonlad, Malrine, Hera, Bonza, Mela, Lunatus, Cartus, Sirona, Alan, Orena, Romette, Eregon, Zini, Nelma, Macky and Nexo and his buddies!"


Josie Sakura: "Lucky you. Too bad my friends wouldn't come. Usagi and Madoka are at school, Nightmare Fredbear is with Nightmare and the other nightmare animatronics, one of the Cragsters, Krader is sick, Seismo and Shuff are busy, Candy and Nightmaria are dating, Lucas is playing golf, Mandy is at the library, Unikitty is hanging out with her friends, Pogoriki is playing soccer with Chikoriki and Werner Werman is grounded by his mom for almost burning down his house."


The scene cuts to Hermine Werman (Werner's mom) at Werner Werman's house, which is on fire. Werner Werman is trying to put the fire out until he saw his mom.


Werner Werman: "Oh, hallo, mutter."


Hermine Werman: "Verner!"


The scene cuts back to Josie Sakura and Baramini.


Josie Sakura: "So it looks like it's just you and me."


Baramini: "Yay!"


Unknown to the two, a shadow was watching them before leaving.


10/16/2019 - The Headless Baron


At the Autumn Harvest Festival, Dragonlad, Malrine, Hera, Bonza, Lunatus and Cartus are carving pumpkins while Mela plays in the leaves. Then, she sees someone coming and babbles and coos as she points at what she's seeing. Dragonlad, Malrine, Hera, Bonza, Lunatus and Cartus turn to see Josie Sakura and Baramini coming.


Malrine: "Baramini!"


Cartus: "She's here!"


Malrine and Cartus run to Josie Sakura as she gently puts Baramini down.


Baramini: "Hi, guys! Hi, Dragonlad! Hi, Malrine! Hi, Hera! Hi, Bonza! Hi, Mela! Hi, Lunatus! Hi, Cartus!"


Mela comes to Baramini with leaves on her hands and babbles.


Baramini: "I love your leaves, Mela!"


Mela hugs the leaves.


Dragonlad: "Do you like to carve pumpkins?"


Baramini: "Like this?" (grabs a pumpkin and punches two holes into it and kicks a mouth hole into it) "Look what I made!"


Josie Sakura: "Uh, Baramini..."


Baramini: "Not now, Josie! I'm talking to my friends!"


Hera: "You're supposed to take the pumpkin guts and seeds out."


Baramini: "Huh?" (sees pumpkin guts and seeds pouring out of the pumpkin) "Ew!"


Bonza holds out a sign that says "At least it's not as scary as the Headless Baron.".


Baramini: "What's the Headless Baron?"


This made Dragonlad, Malrine, Hera, Bonza, Mela, Lunatus and Cartus shocked. Josie Sakura became concerned about this.


Baramini: "What? Is it something I said?"


Josie Sakura: "Baramini, can I talk to you in private?"


At another side of the festival...


Baramini: "What's wrong, Josie?"


Josie Sakura: "Baramini, let me tell you the tale of the Headless Baron. It all started a hundred and ninety-five years ago whn Toonopolis used to be called Toon Hollow."


The scene cuts to Toon Hollow in the year 1824 where we see Ammo Baron in the 1820's British version of his attire with his usual helmet walking as his soldiers follow him.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "A handsome fellow, the Ammo Baron, who was the most cunning, most charming, most strong and most wicked baron in all of Toon Hollow."


A man sees Ammo Baron, the cyclops baron growls at him and he runs away.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "In life, he was feared by most men and many children..."


Ammo Baron notices a woman passing by and blows a kiss at her.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "...but he is also passionate with the ladies, especially..."


Ammo Baron suddenly bumps into Fru-Fru in the 1820's Western version of her attire, who is robbing the bank.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "Fru-Fru, a criminal from the West and the most wanted in her state."


Ammo Baron smiled and held out his hand as Fru-Fru became confused until she saw the police coming, giving her no choice but to hold his hand. When the police arrived, Ammo Baron glared at them, making the police nervous until they ran away, much to Fru-Fru's surprise. So, she hugged Ammo Baron.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "After saving her life, the Ammo Baron has developed a crush on Fru-Fru."


The scene cuts to Ammo Baron and Fru-Fru at the forest. Ammo Baron holds out a box with an engagement ring on it and shows it to Fru-Fru, making her cry tears of joy as he puts the ring on her.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "After the engagement, Fru-Fru became his fiancé. Like many much in love with his fiancé, was counting the days until they were to be married. His fondest dream, that they would always love each other, was that they will take over the world together."


The scene cuts to the Old Church of Toon Hollow where Ammo Baron, dressed in the white Wedding version of his 1820's attire, is at, waiting for his bride.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "Finally, the day arrived whereupon he was to be married. He looked handsome, as he stood at the altar, in his white wedding suit."


Hours later, it was night Ammo Baron became upset, knowing that his bride didn't show up.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "But, as the hours went by, the Ammo Baron realized what everybody suspected: his wife-to-be had skipped out and left him at the altar!"


The next day, he was walking until he saw Fru-Fru getting apprehended by the police. Risky Boots, clad in 1820's pirate attire with her hat and bandana, laughed evilly at this as Ammo Baron glared at her.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "Later, the Ammo Baron found out why his bride, Fru-Fru never showed up...that it was the fault of a pirate queen named Risky Boots! The next day, Fru-Fru was arrested and sent to prison for the rest of her life!"


The scene cuts to the battlefield where Ammo Baron and his soldiers are at war with Risky Boots and her Tinkerbats.
 
Josie Sakura (voice-over): "That night, the Ammo Baron declared  Risky Boots and her crew for getting his fiancé arrested and he didn't come alone, he brought his army with him."


Ammo Baron clashes swords with Risky Boots. He kicks the pirate into the ground, smiles evilly and raises his sword to finish him off, unaware that a Tinkerbat was aiming a cannon at the Baron and then, it fired.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "As Ammo Baron fights Risky Boots, he was about to take his revenge on Risky Boots, but he didn't; he never saw the terrible event coming!"


Ammo Baron was about to kill Risky Boots until he ended up getting decapitated by a cannonball. Then, as his head fell, Risky Boots got up and crushed the poor baron's head with her foot. Ammo Baron's headless body suddenly fell into the ground, cold and dead.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "Then, he was decapitated by a pirate's cannonbal, resulting in his untimely demise!"


The Ammonian Soldiers, horrified and saddened by this, hastily carried his body away. The scene then switches to the cemetery of the Old Church of Toon Hollow.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "His soldiers buried him in the cemetery of the Old Church of Toon Hollow, from which he rises from the dead as a malevolent ghost forever known as the Headless Baron."


The scene then switches to the woods where the Headless Baron, who is the ghost of a headless Ammo Baron, wearing a long blue cape, riding horseback while holding his new head, which is a Jack-o-lantern with a glowing eye and mouth and his slightly bloodied helmet, on one hand and his sword on the other.


Josie Sakura (voice-over): "And every night since his untimely and fatal defeat, he appears from the darkness and rides his horse around among the forest, holding his new pumpkin head and looking for someone else's head."


The Headless Baron laughed evilly as lightning flashed. The scene cuts back to Josie Sakura and Baramini at the festival.


Josie Sakura: "The End."


Baramini: (hugs Josie Sakura) "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It's so scary and depressing!"


Josie Sakura: "Well, I wouldn't call it depressing. I would call it tragic. You know, now that I think about it, I meet this ghost about a year ago."


Baramini: "You have?"


Josie Sakura: "Yes, it all started about a year ago."


The scene switches to a year ago with Josie Sakura in the woods walking while singing the song, Busted (from Phineas and Ferb).


Josie Sakura: Don't think you're gonna win this time,
'Cause you better believe I'm gonna drop a dime on you!
I'll get ya! Yeah
I'll get ya!
And when I do, you're gonna be busted!


(Chorus: Busted!)


I don't wanna put the hurt on you
But you better believe me when I tell you that I finally got the dirt on you,
You're busted.


(Chorus: Busted!)


Yeah, she's finally gonna see the light,
This is how it's gonna be,
When she finds out that I was always right,


Josie Sakura and chorus: You're busted!


Suddenly, lightning flashes, making Josie Sakura stop and notice that she's at the woods.


Josie Sakura: "Well, I'm lost in the woods. At least nothing bad has happened."


An evil laugh was heard, making Josie Sakura spooked.


Josie Sakura: "Huh? What was that?"


She turned around to see, the Headless Baron, still on his horse and still holding his pumpkin head and sword.


Josie Sakura: (screams and points) "SOME HEADLESS GUY!" (runs)


The Headless Baron chases her. The chase takes place in the entire forest through various sections.


Viz: "With my new laser cannon, I will destroy the sun, plunging the world into eternal darkness!" (laughs evilly)


The chase destroys the laser cannon after it was trampled by the Headless Baron's horse.


Viz: (screams) "My laser cannon! Oh god, why?!"


The chase continues.


Josie Sakura: "If I make it out alive, I hope they'll believe me about this!"


She notices a bridge at the distant.


Josie Sakura: "Bingo! Now to warn everyone about this headless monster!"


Josie Sakura heads through the bridge as the Headless Baron's horse stopped in front of the bridge. As the auburn-haired authoress made it through the bridge, she turned to the ghost.


Josie Sakura: "Ha! Miss me! Miss me! Now, you gotta kiss me!"


The Headless Baron growls and throws his "head" at Josie Sakura, who screams, grabs a tree branch and swings it, sending the pumpkin back to the Headless Baron, who caught it like a baseball.


Josie Sakura: (laughs nervously) "Good catch...?"


The Headless Baron growls again and Josie Sakura runs away, screaming. The scene cuts back to Josie Sakura with Baramini.


Josie Sakura: "At first, I thought it was some headless nut job until I heard the story of the Headless Baron."


Baramini: "You did?"


Josie Sakura: "Yes. Lucky for me, I didn't lose my head. If that headless monster sees us, we are so dead."


Malrine: "Josie, Baramini, are you still gonna have fun at the Autumn Harvest Festival?"


Josie Sakura: "Oh, of course."


Baramini: "Yes, and guess what? Josie has seen the Headless Baron last year!"


Malrine: "Really?"


Baramini: "Yeah, she even escaped the scary ghost and lived! We would've been there!"


Josie Sakura: "I'm so glad the Headless Baron didn't show up."


The sun sets.


Josie Sakura: "Oh, what a nice sunset."


A familiar laughter was heard, much to Josie Sakura's horror.


Josie Sakura: "Girls, we've gotta get out of here before it's too late."


Baramini and Malrine: "Why?"


The Headless Baron appears on his horse, laughing evilly. This caused Baramini and Malrine to scream in horror and run away as Josie Sakura follows. The Headless Baron chases them. Back with Dragonlad, Hera, Bonza, Mela, Lunatus and Cartus...


Cartus: "What is taking Baramini so long?"


Dragonlad: "And we're Malrine?"


Lunatus: "Maybe they're just busy with something like..."


Josie Sakura, Baramini and Malrine run passed the group.


Josie Sakura: "RUN!!!!!"


Lunatus: "I stand corrected, but what are they running from?"


Mela sees something coming, cries and points as the others turn and see the Headless Baron coming, causing them to scream (despite Bonza being quiet) and follow Josie Sakura, Baramini and Malrine.


Hera: "It's the Headless Baron!"


Bonza holds out a sign that says "I know, right?".


Malrine: "I'm scared!"


Mela cries while jumping onto Lunatus' back.


Lunatus: "Any ideas on how to escape the Headless Baron?"


Josie Sakura: "Run faster!"


Dragonlad: "We could've thought of that!"


Bonza holds out a sign that says "I'm scared!".


Baramini: "Why is he after us?"


Josie Sakura: "I think it's me he's after! I faced him before last year! I could do it again!" (to the Headless Baron) "Hey, Baron Von Antoinette, come and get me!" (runs another direction)


The Headless Baron growls and goes after Josie Sakura.


Dragonlad: "Did she just sacrificed herself to save us from the Headless Baron?"


Baramini: "She did it indeed!"


Josie Sakura kept running as the Headless Baron chased her by horse. Then, she runs into a dead end.


Josie Sakura: "Oh my god! A dead end! I am so doomed!"


The Headless Baron laughs evilly as he gets closer to the auburn-haired woman.


Josie Sakura: "Well, I guess this is it, my final goodbye to this world. I never thought I go out like this...in the hands of the Headless Baron."


The Headless Baron raises his sword to finish Josie Sakura off until he got hit by a tomato. Then, Master Frown appears.


Master Frown: "Hey, ugly! That is the most ugliest costume I've ever seen! I mean, come on! That is so fake!"


Brock: "Dude, I don't think it's all fake at all."


Master Frown: "And why's that?"


Brock: "Because it's the real Headless Baron!"


Master Frown: "Huh?" (turns around to see the Headless Baron in front of him) "Hehehe... Can't we all just talk about it?"


The Headless Baron growls.


Master Frown: "I guess not." (runs away, screaming)


The Headless Baron laughs maniacally and chases Master Frown and Brock walks away. This made Josie Sakura relieved as she got up.


Josie Sakura: "I am so glad that the Headless Baron is after someone else's head. At least I won't have to deal with that...for now." (lightning flashes behind her, then she walks off) "Though I have one question: Why didn't the Headless Baron go after Risky Boots years ago when she killed him as Ammo Baron in the first place?"


Josie Sakura goes to get Baramini while Master Frown is still being chased by the Headless Baron.

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