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Hello fellow cheeky Wattys, so this is just a few bloopers I wrote or thought what I wanted the characters to say but decided to trash it because it wasn't appropriate or just I dunno, weird? And just a few scenes I imagine would happen in real life so yeah. Enjoy!

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Chapter 1 Bloopers:

--Scene #1| Take #1--
This scene is where Vanitas is counting down the clock, timing {Name} to arrive at his house in search of him.

He glanced at the clock by the chimney, syncing its ticking to his countdown. He mumbles behind the arm of the couch. "In three...two...oneー"

Cue in {Name}.

...

No {Name}.

...

Vanitas peeks up from the armrest.

VAN: ...Where's {Name}?

DIR [1]: Where's {Name}?

Shuffling noises in the background as the crew are in search of her. An hour later someone comes back with a flushed {Name}. Vanitas now in a blanket comes up to {Name} in concern.

VAN: where have you been?

{NAME}: (Mutters something Inaudible).

VAN: what?

CREW: she was found locked in the bathrooms.

Everyone laughs in sympathy. Vanitas glances up before laughing along, ruffling {Name's} hair.

VAN: I told you not to miss your cue.

{NAME}: I'm sorry...

VAN: I'm freezing my ass off here.

ー

Earlier that day|6:08 AM

Vanitas' personal camera turns on and he is seen only in boxers. He's shuffling where he stands, rubbing the goosebumps from his arms.

VAN: (Shivering with clattering teeth). Cold-cold-coーld〜!

CAM [2]: Do you want a blanket?

VAN: Nah...I'll be ok. (Side-stepping in the spot). 'sides, I'm supposed to be invincible in the cold.

{NAME}: You're gonna get a cold.

VAN: Then you better not miss your cue.

In the background, the Director is heard.

DIR: everyone ready?

Camera shuts off.

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--Scene #2|Take #1--
This scene is taken during the time when Vanitas and {Name} are approached by the Christmas tree salesman.

"Are you saying my judgements are poorly made?" The salesman questioned, trying to intimidate the girl.

「What Vanitas actually says: "Is it not obvious by your sense in fashion?"」

「What he said before changes:」
"No, we're saying your mum made the poor judgement of keeping you." Vanitas bluntly stated without a second thought.

{Name} widened her eyes in shock, glancing at the pale boy, then at the camera.

{NAME}: Is that in the script?

ー

--Take #2--
Action.

"Are you saying my judgements are poorly made?" The salesman questioned, trying to intimidate the girl.

"Well you know what they say, if it's not the designer, it's gotta be the person in the piece."

{Name} is staring at Vanitas in disbelief.

{NAME}: ...

SALESMAN: ...it's the suit isn't it?

Vanitas cracks a smile before bursting into laughter.

ー

--Take #6--
Action.

"Are you saying my judgements are poorly made?" The salesman questioned, trying to intimidate the girl.

VAN: ...

Vanitas bursts out laughing again.

VAN: I'm sorry! But I can't!

ー

--Take #8--
Action.

"Are you saying my judgements are poorly made?" The salesman questioned, trying to intimidate the girl.

"Look, we can't be blamed for your poor judgements, OK? If it weren't for the suit, my partner won't have to be thinking twice about your offer." Vanitas bluntly stated without a second thought.

"What's wrong with my suit?" The salesman asked in confusion, glancing up from his mixture of purple and pink suit.

"Nothing! Just...whatever look you were going for...you missed, man."

All of a sudden, {Name} bursted out laughing. Vanitas and the salesman look at her.

VAN: What?! I said my lines!

{NAME}: I'm sorry but ーpftー since when do you ever say "dude"? (In between laughter). You sound like a hippy...

VAN: Dude...not cool...

ー

--Take #9--
Action.

"Are you saying my judgements are poorly made?" The salesman questioned, trying to intimidate the girl.

VAN: Why do we even bother?

{Name} smacks the back of Vanitas' head. He keels from the hard impact.

{NAME}: You just wasted precious typing! Internet bills aren't cheap you know!

VAN: (groaning in pain). I have to be elbowed by you?!

{NAME}: Concentrate!

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--Take #10--
Action.

"Are you saying my judgements are poorly made?" The salesman questioned, trying to intimidate the girl.

VAN: (muttering) too late to say.

{Name} elbows him purposely. He keels again, laughing his lungs out.

VAN: (groaning in between laughter)...worth it...

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--Scene #3|Take #1--
This is the scene where Vanitas and {Name} have bought their tree and are now walking it home in hand.

A thought occurred to the dark-haired male just as he was walking home with {Name}, the two carrying the tree home by the sidewalk, Vanitas taking the front whilst {Name} lags behind. "We are taking this tree to your house, right?" He asked, rather hesitant at the end.

{Name} paused. "...umm..." Her pitch suddenly going up an octave as she dragged her words out, contemplating on the thought.

"Well we're not taking it to my house." Vanitas made sure to clarify before the [light/dark]-haired girl had any ideas.

"Well...why not?" {Name} asked, trying to change the topic onto something else.

Vanitas snarled, baring his canines. "Whaddya mean, "why not"?! If you haven't noticed, I take no pleasure in doing these stupid festivities."

"Oh come on, Van, there must be something you like about Christmas." {Name} urged, struggling as she carried the tree in her arms. "Like the lights at night, or the beautiful snow, or-or the merry people, or ー"

"{Name}," Vanitas stopped in his tracks as he pivoted his body to turn to the girl. As he did so, a part of the tree snapped. Vanitas keeps his scowl and in character, "did I just snap the tree?"

{Name} bursts out laughing, nodding.

{NAME}: (in between fits of laughter) y-yes.

VAN: (still scowling and using an annoyed tone). Good! Then this Christmas is over! Good-bye.

Vanitas exits the way they came, {Name} still in fits of laughter as she watches him leave.

DIR: Let's take this from the top!

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Chapter 2 Bloopers:

--Scene #3|Take #1--
This is the scene where Vanitas is choosing present for everyone and {Name} is opposing his choices. They get to the part with the vibrator.

Vanitas had placed his hands on a shelf with his head on the back of his palm. His shoulders are shaking furiously. There seems to be a wheezing noise coming from him.

{NAME}: Oh my God ーVan! Are you okay?

Vanitas shakes his head. Just as the camera is about to shut off and the crew were about to check up on him, Vanitas turned his head with tears in his eyes and a smile on his face. He was laughing. He fully turns to reassure everyone.

VAN: I'm sorry guys! I just can't do this to Aqua. (Laughs even harder).

{NAME}: Oh my God! I thought you were hurt or something!

VAN: I am! I think I popped a lung or two.

He wipes a tear. {Name} punches his arm.

{NAME}: Don't scare me like that you prick!

VAN: Can you blame me?

DIR: False alarm folks. Let's continue from the top.

ー

--Take #2--
Action. Vanitas is now holding the vibrator package and is still laughing.

VAN: Can you believe the first one I picked up was the blue one? (Laughs even more).

{Name} sighs.

VAN: This can't be a coincidence!

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--Scene #4|Take #1--
This is the scene where Vanitas and {Name} are at a shake shack, finally done with the shopping. Their order has come in.

"Order for our famous Choc-Mint Milkshake and our new special, limited time only offer, Santa's Sleigh Banana Split." The waitress exclaimed happily, finding that {Name's} and Vanitas's shocked, eye-popping reaction as a good thing. "Enjoy your treat!" She said, before skipping away once more to treat another customer.

"Well that's...bizarre." {Name} said, picking up her spoon as she contemplated on where to start digging in.

Vanitas sighed in disgust before taking a bite of the ice-cream. Then his eyes widens as he suddenly started to groan in pain, instantly putting his hands on his head.

{NAME}: What's wrong?

VAN: (still groaning in pain).

DIR: Cut.

CREW: what the hell happened?

{Name} shakes Vanitas's arm.

{NAME}: you okay?

VAN: (muffles something incomprehensible behind his hand that is now hiding his lips).

{NAME}: what?

Vanitas rolls his eyes before face-planting the table for a few seconds, which caught everyone off guard. Not a second later, he sits upright with a sort of sour look, as if he sucked on lemons.

VAN: the ice cream directly hit my tooth along with the spoon.

{Name} groans, face palming her face.

{NAME}: are you freakin' for real right now?

VAN: cold and tingly sensations in my mouth isn't a good combo. It hit a nerve!

{Name} rolls her eyes in disbelief, smiling with pity.

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--Scene #5|Take #1--
This scene is where Lea and Isa are introduced.

"Lea! Isa! What a surprise." {Name} greeted, quickly giving the two a friendly hug which the boys returned. Vanitas pulled a slight sulking pout that came out looking like a scowl to the two boys. Though it didn't fool {Name}, the girl just shrugged it off. "You guys doing your Christmas shopping, too?"

"Yeah, we were just about to leave." Isa answered, holding up about six shopping bags, three on each arm.

「What Vanitas actually says: "What a coincidence."」

「What he says before changes:」
"What a relief." Vanitas muttered rather sarcastically.

ー

--Take #2--
Action.

"Yeah, we were just about to leave." Isa answered, holding up about six shopping bags, three on each arm.

"Leave. Now." Vanitas commanded.

ー

--Take #3--
Action.

"Yeah, we were just about to leave." Isa answered, holding up about six shopping bags, three on each arm.

"I see you talking, I don't see you walking." Vanitas stated rather sarcastically.

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Chapter 3 Bloopers:

--Scene #1|Take #1--
In this scene, Vanitas witness the mess {Name} has made of the kitchen. He stares at the raccoon.

{Name} is waiting for his line but Vanitas continues to stare at the raccoon. The raccoon just starts to eat the biscuits.

VAN: I'm sorry but I can't take this seriously. You want me to act when an animal is wearing a toque?! Come on people! This should be on a funniest home video or something!

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--Take #2--
Vanitas is back with cleaning equipment and a towel for {Name}.

"Back." Vanitas announced in a mumble with a few cleaning utensils in hand. He tosses one of them to {Name} as a pass, which appeared to be a towel.

He throws the towel. This is the part where {Name} is supposed to catch it with ease, but does not. It falls to the ground, missing {Name's} fingertips. The two watch the heavy cloth on the ground. Vanitas' sends {Name} a disappointed look.

{NAME}: What? It's not my fault your throw was crap.

VAN: Ex-cuuuuuuuse me? It was a perfectly good throw.

{NAME}: Clearly it's not if it's on the ground...

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--Take #3--
Action.

Vanitas throws the towel again. It plops to the ground once more.

{NAME}: ...one more time.

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--Take #4--
Action.

Vanitas throws the towel and it reacts the same way as the last time. Although this time, {Name} almost had a clasp on it. Vanitas sighs frustratedly.

VAN: Let's try again.

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--Take #5--
Action.

Throws. Misses.

{NAME}: Almost got it!

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--Take #9--
Action.

Throws. Catches?! Nope.

VAN: I'm beginning to think the towel doesn't like you?

{NAME}: I'm beginning to think we need a new towel...

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--Take #13--
Action.

Throws. Misses?! NO! IT'S A CATCH!!!! Both Vanitas and {Name} cheers as if their favourite team of their favourite sport won. They both ran to each other as if they were the ones who made the goal and then body-fived each other. Then realization hits. They both groaned loudly.

{NAME}: We got caught up in the moment we forgot we were rolling...

VAN: Any chance you guys can edit that?

CREW: ... (they all sent the two a glare).

VAN: ...please?

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--Scene #3|Take #1--
The two are throwing flour at each other. It get's into {Name's} mouth.

{NAME}: PFFFFFFT!!!!

Vanitas cracks up laughing whilst {Name} is choking on flour.

{NAME}: NOT funny, Van!

VAN: It is from where I'm standing!

{Name} glares before throwing flour into his eyes. Vanitas clasps his eyes.

VAN: MY EYES!

{NAME}: Not funny now, is it?

VAN: MSDFKLRDFKJMFVNKMFDFNKMFN!!!!

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Chapter 4 Bloopers:

--Scene #1|Take #1--
{Name} finds Vanitas under his bed.

When she pulls him out of his hiding, at first Vanitas was stoic until he silently squealed and rolled to the side to pick out a wedgie. {Name} starts to laugh hysterically.

{NAME}: Oh my God, are you okay?

VAN: I think you just gave me a wedgie!

{Name} falls on her butt laughing.

VAN: ...nobody's ever given me a wedgie before...

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--Scene #3|Take #1--
Aqua and {Name} are decorating the tree. They get into a deep and meaningful conversation.

"It's just that...before we got here, I was trying to get Vanitas to get ready ーas per usual." Both girls rolled their eyes at that, sharing a giggle before {Name} continued. "But...when I mentioned aunt and uncle, he acted like he didn't know them personally. Yet when we all came together, aunt and uncle embraced him as if he were their own son. And he accepts it!" {Name} looks away from the tree, stopping her hands from placing the next decoration up and turns her attention to her cousin. "Like, what's the deal with that? Am I on some sort of Punk'd hidden camera or something?"

Aqua pauses in thought. She blinks once, then twice, then snorts out into laughter.

AQUA: You had me at Punk'd...

{NAME}: Please don't tell me I am!

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Chapter 6 Bloopers:

--Scene #2|Take #1--
In this scene, Aqua just heard {Name's} rant about Vanitas after the charity event.

"So in other words...you want to help him?" Aqua summarised, stirring the straw in the plastic cup.

The straw breaks the plastic covering. The sudden action caused Aqua to jolt in surprise, spilling a bit of the condiments on the table. The girls burst out laughing.

{NAME}: Before I help him, I should help you.

Aqua laughs even harder.

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--Scene #4|Take #1--
{Name} has shown Zack home, only to find out the person who owns the familiar house was Terra.

Terra opens the door.

"Zack?"

"Baby Terra!"

{NAME}: DONKEY!

Everyone burst into laughter.

ZACK: {Name}, what the hell?

{NAME}: Sorry! I had to! I can't pass up on this opportunity.

VAN (Off-screen): and I'm the one that gets to be elbowed in the gut for wasting precious typing and internet bills?!

{NAME}: You have too many opportunities, I can at least just have this one!

VAN (Off-screen): well it's not easy when you have a script like mine! It's impossible to pass up on soooo many opportunities!

{NAME}: My point exactly!

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--Scene #7|Take #1--
In this scene, Vanitas is wearing the Santa suit and {Name} is trying to comfort him.

「What {Name} actually says: "I'm not saying you look bad. But you keep darkening your eyes like that, and children will start to believe Santa was eaten by the Boogie Man." 」

「What she said before changes:」

"But you keep darkening your eyes like that, and children will think twice before sitting on your lap."

「What Vanitas actually says: "You think so?"」

「What he said before changes:」

Vanitas scoffs in disbelief, giving {Name} an astounded look. "Because that doesn't make me less of a pedophile in a pug suit."

DIR: Cut.

MNG [3] (Off-screen): Vanitas, it's pig suit.

VAN: What did I say?

MNG (Off-screen): pug suit.

VAN: Oh, oops.

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--Take #2--
Action.

DIR: Take it from {Name}.

"I'm not saying you look bad." She said, with hands up in defence. "But you keep darkening your eyes like that, and children will think twice before sitting on your lap."

Vanitas scoffs in disbelief, giving {Name} an astounded look. "Because that doesn't make me less of a pedophile in a pug suit."

DIR: Cut!

VAN: GODdammit...!

{NAME}: are you okay?

VAN: yeah I just can't stop saying pug for some reason?

{NAME}: you think you can get it next time?

VAN: yeah, should be able to.

DIR: All right! Let's take it from {Name} once more. Places!

Cast and crew are back at their rightful places.

DIR: Action!

"I'm not saying you look bad." She said, with hands up in defence. "But you keep darkening your eyes like that, and children will think twice before sitting on your lap."

Vanitas scoffs in disbelief, giving {Name} an astounded look. "Because that doesn't make me less of a pedophile in a pug suit."

DIR: CUT!

VAN: DAMN YOU LEA!

{NAME}: ...?

ー

--Take #3--
In this scene, Lerane and Marlia are about to leave. Not before Marlia leaves with a sassy comment.

「What Marlia actually says: "Not bad. Though you could do with a little bit of blush on your beautiful pale cheeks."」

「What he said before changes:」

"I think I know what I want for Christmas." He mused, with his forefinger tapping at the bottoms of his lip as he perused Vanitas in the Santa suit.

Automatically, Vanitas held a hand over his chest and crotch. "Believe me, after that, there's noooo way you're on the nice list."

"I'll just have to make do with what I'm given." Biting the corner of his bottom lip, Marlia winked before turning to walk after Lerane.

It would have gone smoothly if {Name} didn't snort into laughter.

{NAME}: Now I feel violated!

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--Take #4--
Action.

"Not bad." He mused, with his forefinger tapping at the bottoms of his lip as he perused Vanitas in the Santa suit. "But I think I like you better as Jack Frost."

Automatically, Vanitas held a hand over his chest and crotch. "Believe me, if I could, I would freeze your balls."

"I like a challenge." Biting the corner of his bottom lip, Marlia winked before turning to walk after Lerane.

DIR: Cut.

MAR: ...too much?

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--Take #5--
Action.

"Not bad." He mused, with his forefinger tapping at the bottoms of his lip as he perused Vanitas in the Santa suit. "It's too bad I can't stay to sit on your lap for my requests..."

Automatically, Vanitas held a hand over his chest and crotch. "Believe me, you are at the right age to stop sitting on laps."

"A man can dream." Biting the corner of his bottom lip, Marlia winked before turning to walk after Lerane.

DIR: ...Cut...

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Started: 12.02.15; 10:25 AM
Ch1:
Edit 1: 01.07.15; 17:51 PM
Edit 2: 01.07.15; 18:09 PM
Edit 3: 02.07.15; 12:03 PM
Finish: 02.07.15; 12:40 PM
Re-Edit: 25.08.15; 22:04 PM
Ch2:
Start: 02.07.15; 12:40 PM
Edit #1: 05.07.15; 15:52 PM
Finish: 05.07.15; 16:28 PM
Ch3:
Started: 17.07.15; 14:04 PM
Edit #1: 26.08.15; 23:29 PM
Finish: 26.08.15; 23:58 PM
Ch4:
Started: 26.08.15; 23:58 PM
Finish: 27.08.15; 24:09 AM
Ch6:
Started: 27.08.15; 24:09 AM
Finish: 27.08.15; 01:46 AM

[1] DIR= Director
[2] CAM= Camera (person). Vanitas has a personal camera for his behind the scenes filming which you might see some other time.
[3] MNG= Manager.

Hope you guys enjoyed this? I keep forgetting to write all my ideas I scrap but I won't next time...

Music: Is a remix of XOXO and The First Snow by EXO. I can't remember who the YouTuber was but I'm sure if you click on it, you'll know.