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Lea: Hey wonderful people of Watty, it's me! Lea, got it memorized? Here with me today is my good man, Isa.

Isa: 'sup.

Lea chuckles.

Lea: Anyway, just want to make a quick shout out to Liz who you guys know as . First of all; HAPPY BELATED 18TH BIRTHDAY!

Background audience cheers and pop poppers and streamers fly out. Balloons are set free and there is glitter everywhere.

Lea: We know we're late and we want to apologise for the delay. Some of the cast and crew were busy or were too sick to continue filming whilst others are just plain lazy.

Isa: Just to name a few, I was one of them.

Lea: We know you're a lazy ass.

Isa: Despite how Square Enix has portrayed me, it's all lies.

Lea: You don't even have that much lines. Why did you have to waste everyone's time?

Isa: Hey (he shrugs), what I lack in lines, I make up for it on screen.

Lea: You don't even get much screen-time.

Isa glares murder. Lea clears his throat.

Lea: I heard Vanitas was down with a fever from the last episode.

Isa: Well, you know what they say, the show must go on. Plus, it doesn't help the fact that he was needed in two other series.

Lea: We're getting off-track here. We only have a few minutes left.

Isa makes a wave hand-motion.

Isa: Proceed.

Lea: Anyway, happy birthday Liz. We hoped you enjoyed the series so far. We will work harder for the next episodes to come. I'll make sure Isa doesn't laze about somewhere.

Isa: Now for the important announcements.

Lea turns his head to Isa, glaring offensively.

Lea: Hey!

Isa: This is for the fans. We are taking questions. ANY questions.

Background audience make an "ooh-ing" sound.

Isa: It can be about the chapters. It can be about the actors, it can even be about the bloopers and behind-the-scenes we will show you after the announcements.

Lea: Literally anything! Like, "why's the sky blue?" or, "why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?".

Isa: But let's keep it to what's happening with the story or the characters. Because at the end of the series, there will be an interview and your questions will be shown to the whole Watty-world.

Lea: To ask questions privately, message the author. If you want your messages shown on the interview, please let us know!

Isa: We can do shout-outs if you want, you know, say hi to you during the interview. Whatever really.

Lea: This is just a way to interact with everyone and to see, you know, what they think about this series. 'Cos goddammit, we are not getting paid for this. We are doing this for the fans.

Isa: So if it's not clear, if you have questions, leave a comment here. Or wherever in the chapters before the end of the series.

Lea: If you have a private message you want answered but don't want the good Watty-people to know, please leave a message to our director/author.

Lea looks away from the camera.

Lea: Is that time?

Unknown murmuring noises.

Lea: Oh, we have a few seconds left. What do you know?

Isa: Well before we go, I'd like to say Happy Belated Birthday Liz, and the person who ate your birthday muffin was actually Lea.

Lea: WHAT? Duuuude! You sold me out.

Cameraman: That's it for time.

Lea: Wait ーno!

Isa: Enjoy the rest of the song and your day. Goodnight folks!

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Song: Beautiful by BTS.