Misty: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. WELCUM TO 101 WAYS TO KILL A CHARACTER. PLEASE HELP ME

Shadepelt: *thinks senpai means bff* *hugging misty* SENPAI. SENPAI. SENPAI HUG ME.

Misty: *hurls him out a window* SHUT UP AND HUG A ROCK. Now, today we have two special guests.

Eren: KILL ALL THE TITANS X3

Levi: *rolls eyes* why me.

Misty: yeah whatever. Today, Eren and Levi are gonna show us how to kill a titan. *sits down in spin chair* begin.

Levi: tch.....sure. But, one problem. There aren't any titans.

Misty: o3o right. Forgot about dat. *somehow summons two titans*

Titan 1: *roars and smashes someones roof*

Shadepelt: *is freaking out*

Misty: *sits calmly* begin, gentlemen.

Eren: da fuuuu_

Levi: *sighs and goes into god mode and slays the largest titan*

Eren: OOOOH OH OHHH ME TOO *goes insane and somehow judo flips the second titan* *beats on chest* OOOBEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!

Levi: *is scarred for life*

Shadepelt: *freaking out from all the titans blood everywhere*

Misty: *still calm* thank you both. That concludes this episode of 101 Ways to Kill a Character. Goodbye.

Eren: *bows stupidly* 

Shadepelt: *SCREEEAAAM-*