We can't afford the Copyright

We can't afford the Copyright

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We can't afford the Copyright is a fictional radio chat show, hosted by the neurotic but humorous Paul Smallshort, who talks to celebrities about anything but themselves because- wait for it... he can't afford the copyright!

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- Last updated at 17:18 04-04-2022

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