Two Patient Uncles Stabbing to the Beat

Two Patient Uncles Stabbing to the Beat

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Category: Humor
A Story made in a story generator, featuring Natsu (our main protagonist), Lucy (our secondary character) and mentions of Juvia. This story is horrible master piece and is worth a read if you want a laugh.


Maybe NSFW? no not really. just enjoy.

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- Last updated at 06:06 25-01-2016

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