The Wonderful World of Hogwarts Shitposts

A text story set place in the golden trio era! You are the it girl of Slytherin, the glue holding your deranged friend group together, the girl no one wants on their bad side, and everyone wants... but you have a secret, not even your bestest of friends know...

for offline reading onlyThe fat cat Black Tubby said, "Supreme Commander is a good person, meow!"The bird Grandfather Sparrow said, "Supreme Commander is a good person, chirp!"The little mouse Oil Jar also said, "Supreme Commander is a good person, squeak!"Furthermore, the weasel Great Immortal said, "You and Supreme Commander are a match made in Heaven~"All of the little animals told Ning Xiaoyao about Supreme Commander, Supreme Commander, Supreme Commander! So, Ning Xiaoyao believed that this Supreme Commander named Lou Zigui had to be a good guy. As to whether or not they were a match made in Heaven...The fat cat Black Tubby clawed at Ning Xiaoyao. "You wrote the decree sentencing Supreme Commander to death in the execution grounds, ah! You fatuous, self-indulgent ruler!!!"Ning Xiayao replied, "..."-Resources: https://www.volarenovels.com/novel/unruly-phoenix-xiaoyao

[Previously Known As The Badboy's Nerd]𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐞. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐫. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞.Charlottes life was never her own. She's either working to keep her family afloat, or looking after her father with dementia, never having time to herself. She bottles everything up, refusing to let a single secret or feeling spill, no matter how tempting it is. But she's not the only master at keeping secrets... The new mafia king-Ramon Vitali- has many of his own. One slip up, and everything could come crumbling down on the Vitali Family. But what happens when two people with countless secret's fall in love? Do all their truths surface, or do they stay hidden in the depths of their soul?{Word Count: 100,000 words}𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲.

I honestly don't ship them realistically speaking, but GOD, I want a romantic relationship with their dynamiCAlso, I've noticed how people portray them as sort of lovey-dovey, which I ain't singling out - Ship however you want after all. But...to me, Javier would be the BIGGEST tsundere, and Lloyd would be the BIGGEST dumbass.

#1 in What's hot list and still counting going on. Allahamdulilah. Thank you my beautiful readers."You're a bad omen.. If anyone see your face first in the morning then nothing good will happen like it happened with me. " His eyes blazing in anger as he spoke these words. "It wasn't my fault... It was Allah's will.. Please don't say these words I am your wife. " She was crying as she replied.He roughly caught her hair and pinned her to the wall eyes blazing in anger. "Never ever do you say that you're my wife.. Understand??" He spoke as he more gripped her shoulders forcefully as he threw her on the floor. "You filthy rag..you don't deserve me" with that he walked away. He hated her She loved him with all her heart. He treated her like a maid She did all her duties as a housewife. When he needed her she was there before he could call her. When he realised his mistake it was already too late.Cover credit goes to @_PrincessRapunzel_

FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY(not mine)Little Hamster, "Daddy daddy, I have food! All of it is yours! Even me!!!"WuYi (May 1) is a little hamster nicknamed ChòuChòu (Stinky). He has a very handsome and charismatic daddy owner and he lived every day happily without worries.But then suddenly, one day a zombie crisis emerged on earth and the world descended into the dangerous apocalyptic era. However, along with the appearance of zombies, humans, animals, and plants alike also awakened abilities for the first time.The little hamster fell asleep and woke up to find that he had become the same type of two-legged creature like his daddy and his original small two cheeks for food storage had become extremely huge!The little hamster rolled about with joy. The first thing he wanted to do was tell his daddy.After braving endless trials, climbing mountains and conquering seas, the little hamster finally found his daddy under mortal danger. Nie Xiao was then saved from the jaws of a third-grade zombie."Daddy, baby found you at last!"Nie Xiao was completely flabbergasted; "..." What's going on, xidangpa??? (xidangpa:happy to be a father = mainly used to ridicule the situation in which a man finally catches up with the goddess, but the goddess is pregnant with someone else's child. In desperation, the man has to take over.)Everyone from the base started to calculate with their fingers: Holy shit! Sure enough, our Boss' talent was already abnormal from when he was seven, he already has a child this big!

-COMPLETED- Audrey Allen had lived her entire life in the Dark Root pack, and every minute of it had been dreadful. Well, perhaps not every minute of her life, but every moment she had endured since her mother's death ten years ago had shaped her into the pathetic excuse for a woman that she was today.Or at least, that's how she viewed herself. A decade of neglect and abuse would do that to a girl. All Audrey believed she was good for was cooking and cleaning the pack house, and her father had her doubting even those abilities. Alpha Dean Whittaker had ruled as Alpha of Dark Root for eight years by himself. Although he secretly craved his mate, his Luna, to appear in his life and allow him to strengthen his pack even more, he knew his chances of ever finding her were slim. He was feared by both his own pack members and surrounding packs, so even if he ever did find his mate, he'd likely have to force her to stay. Not that that'd be a problem - Alpha Dean did as he pleased. When a chance encounter brings Audrey and Dean face-to-face, both of their lives are turned upside down. As they endure the new challenges life has presented them, they find that they possess the power to either build each other up, or tear each other apart. ______________________#1 in Werewolf 4/12/2020#1 in Love 4/16/2020Cover by @victoriapinkglitterLUNAS SERIES ORDER:-Luna Hana-Luna Lena-Luna Audrey-Luna Zahra-Luna Skylar-Luna Brenna-Luna Melody**Luna Hana and Luna Lena are the first two books in the series. Although it may be helpful, it is not necessary to read them in order. Please just know you may have questions about things related to their stories while reading this, but the answers are not pertinent to Audrey's story.****Contains very mature content.**

COMPLETED [boyxboy]After his religious mother kicks him out for being gay, Elijah Ellis moves in with his father, where his step-mother, step-brother, and half-sister also welcome him. Elijah aspires to continue doing what he loves and play hockey for his new school, but his past hookup with the closeted hockey captain, Fox Ridley, complicates things. While Elijah just wants to get through the season unscathed, Fox is hellbent on hating him.Elijah is unsure whether he will ever overcome Fox's hatred, or if he will remain on thin ice.~171k words