Retarded Jokes!

Belle has not had the best life. Most of it she spent taking care of her sick father while her mother ran off to sleep with other men. So you can imagine her frustration when, only a few months after the death of her father, her mother forces her to come spend the holidays with her and her new family. But what happens when she meets a certain alpha on the plane who claims that she belongs to him?----"Mine. Mate," he said, his deep, husky voice ringing in my ears. His hands tightened around me as his forehead came down to meet mine and he breathed in deeply. I let my eyes close as I basked in the feeling of his arms around me and the delicious sparks that were running through my body. I didn't even know that it was possible to feel this good. I felt his head move from mine as he nuzzled his nose into my neck. I tilted my head to give him better access and he let out an approving grunt.And then I felt him place a gentle kiss right where my neck and shoulder met. My knees went weak, my entire body going numb as a breathy sound came from my mouth. He smiled against my neck, chuckling and taking all of my weight into his arms as I leaned completely into him to stop myself from falling."Hello, mate," he whispered in my ear.------This book is also known as Kidnapped By My Mate.

I'm back after possibly 7-8 years but what feels like a century. You may know me from the infamous Paul Hollywood fan fiction, or my other works (Lady C, Mary Berry). I encourage you to read the Paul Hollywood one it is beautiful, I ensure you. Any fans of the above are in for a treat.(y/n) = your name

On Christmas Eve, around 1812, Pip, an orphan who is about six years old, encounters an escaped convict in the village churchyard while visiting the graves of his mother, father, and siblings. The convict scares Pip into stealing food and a file to grind away his shackles, from the home he shares with his abusive older sister and her kind, passive husband Joe Gargery, a blacksmith. The next day, soldiers recapture the convict while he is engaged in a fight with another convict; the two are returned to the prison ships from which they escaped...

"Aren't you scared?" Isaiah took another step towards me."Of you? No.""You should be. I could snap your pretty little neck anytime, darling.""Get in line, darling." I threw his stupid nickname back in his face. He was trying hard to intimidate me but I wouldn't back down so easily."Why are you even here to begin with?""I'm here to clean up the mess your family is making all because of some stupid rivalry.""Did you really think we came here for 'some stupid rivalry'?" My back hit the counter as he cornered me. "No, we plan to conquer your pathetic little town until there's nothing left of it.""You know you don't have to kill people for power. You're immortal, what else could you possibly want?"He smirked and I didn't think I'd ever loathed anyone more in my entire life, "Oh darling, you don't know anything."

Lucas is a 13 y/o boy and he's the captain of the football team at his school until James, a new player, tries to steal the title by making him age regressing.

Have you ever thought, just maybe, you belong with me? siivermist © 2023/24. jj maybank x fem!oc. obx seasons 1-?

COMPLETED✅Arturo Vasquez -Head of Spanish mafia- was planning on accepting the proposal of Russian mafia leader Ivan Volkov's for his daughter, Aiyana, for her hand in marriage.Laying the cards down on the table, Marco Dominic Valentino - Head of the Italian mafia - makes a better counteroffer, hence it's settled that Aiyana would marry Amren Valentino, the heir for the Italian mafia.They only met once before they're married, but sometimes once is enough. Challenges and hurdles thrust their way left and right, leaving the couple no chance but to manifest this fake relationship into something real. ❣️•••❣️Excerpt :"I think I'm strong enough to handle myself" She confesses with specks of anger darting through her eyes.I groan "You are, but it doesn't mean I like you being away from me in case anything happens" I stress my words, my breath hitting her face in gentle waves. "Shall you put me on a leash too?" She spits defiantly, smelling the tinge of alcohol on her breath, the knife digging deeper into my skin, I feel it's only moments away from piercing through my skin.My eyes snap to her angry contortions, her eyebrows furrowed, mouth slightly agape."Come on, dance with me. The earth is spinning, we can't just stand on it" ❣️•••❣️*I do not own any of the pictures used in this book, they belong to their rightful owners.*contains cursing.*contains mature themes.*focuses more on the romantic aspect, but I guarantee there's some action;)HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in mafiamarriage#7 in ForcedMarriage #1 in mafiaking#1 in arranged#10 in arrangedmarriage#2 in fastpaced#1 in fake#1 in darkacademia#3 in mafia#7 in completed#4 in youngadult#1 in enemies #1 in enemiestolovers#1 in drama#1 in spicy

The definition of self-improvement is pretty self-explanatory: Self-improvement is the improvement of one's knowledge, status, or character by one's own efforts. It's the quest to make ourselves better in any and every facet of life. Whether you want to be able to powerfully impact the lives of the people around you or are simply looking to create a deeper, more meaningful expericene of being alive, this book allows you to help your and guide you essentially by assisting yourself and your surroundings.