oh, o'hare

oh, o'hare

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I'm back after possibly 7-8 years but what feels like a century. You may know me from the infamous Paul Hollywood fan fiction, or my other works (Lady C, Mary Berry). I encourage you to read the Paul Hollywood one it is beautiful, I ensure you. Any fans of the above are in for a treat.

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