When life hands you lemons what do you do with them? Do you make lemonade like a normal person? Maybe you go crazy and do some lemon meringue pie bull shit, either way, it's better then what I did with my lemon. I got handed a lemon, a beautiful, gorgeous, amazing lemon, and I fucked it up so bad that if I were to give it to you, you would just think that I was handing you a pile of dog shit sprinkled with more dog shit. Now, how did I manage to fuck things up so bad that my lemon ended up looking like this? Well let me tell you, it all happened when this white trash hooker asked me if I wanted to.... Wait. If I'm going to tell you how I ruined such a perfect piece of lemon I might as well tell you how beautiful the fucking lemon was.
Adaptación de Maléfica. Pareja: TaoHun.Portada realizada por @MitsuiN3ko :3. Gracias por hacer tan hermosas portadas para mí. Te quiero mucho, mi niña :3
COVER IS BOUND TO CHANGE ONCE I MAKE ONEMajor Character Death, Blood and Violence.---------------------------------------When the hopeful serenity arose from a new happiness, it got squashed by the menacing and wicked overlord of Mobius, Doctor Robotnik. Shadow the Hedgehog had dreams of displacing Robotnik from his position, and to truly put his dreams to full fruition, he would need help from some of the most mystical faces he'd ever get the pleasure to meet.
Electric Love, or her real name Eileen Hackett, and Nine Feng Mo, or his real name Feng Ninyang, meet for the second time. Eileen goes to Feng's house.This is a one-shot.
::OVERWATCH FAMILY/SCHOOL AU::Sombra is also a violistAnd maybe Pharmercy and McSombraSombra is the youngest of 8, and the only girl in her family. Upon the death of her mother, her older brothers now have to take responsibility. Sombra senses they're hiding something and is dying to find out what it is. Along that, this story chronicled her freshman year in high school, a story of family, friendship and love. (And baguettes)
Don't get confused by the tittle caz this is not gonna be dramatic or anything , well at least not like that .story - in which jimin and jungkook are arrange married but aren't happy with each other since both of them are looking for someone else . (or) where jungkook doesn't know that jimin is a little and jimin doesn't know that jungkook is a daddy .
Mammon ruins your sleep schedule in his efforts to keep his brothers out of your room. -[obey me! x non-binary reader][mammon x non-binary reader]-this isn't spoiler free but especially for lesson 15/16... and just a teensy bit for 44 & 46. you probably will have no idea so it's fine-⋆ started: july 21, 2021⋆ ended:
You're a YouTuber, a Sidemen in fact. Unbeknownst to you, you're biggest fan is the celebrity you've had a crush on for years.I highly recommend you only read this if you're familiar with the Sidemen and their content.Also available on Archive of Our Own.
Ce livre sera en quelque sorte mon Rant-Book avec tout plein de délires et aussi un petit bous de ma vie, de ma folie!! Enfin vous découvrirez tout ça en le lisant!