No todas las Javieras son Maracas.

No todas las Javieras son Maracas.

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Los que son de Chile, saben que algunos nombres de chicas son tan "famosos" que esa fama no siempre es buena o no? O si no pregúntenle a esta qlia, a quien su mamá tan creativa se le ocurrió ponerle:"Javiera". No sé si sabe señora pero las Javieras tienen la fama de ser enteras maracas... pero NO TODAS LAS JAVIERAS SON MARACAS O SI? Descubramos si esta qlia es la una de muchas excepciones a esta regla.
*Es una historia de humor, sin ninguna intención de ofender a nadie con este nombre*
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