#My Weird Life

#My Weird Life

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I've had a lot of weird and interesting things happen in my life and that's pretty much what this book is. It's stories of experiences I've had and though I find them funny some other people might not because I have I weird sense of humor, so with that read and decide for yourself if you find it funny. Some might, others might not, but that's their problem. So feel free to laugh at what you find funny and scowl and what you don't. It's up to you.

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- Last updated at 22:37 26-09-2015

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