I Was Joking

I Was Joking

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"Boss, the test is a match."

"Oh come on, Fri. Not you too.", Tony jokingly pleaded, smirking at Rhodey.

"I have ran through the data multiple times. It's a match. Would you like to see the data?"

"Yes ple...", he dragged, lighthearted tone gone when his eyes met the screen. "Oh god."

Credit goes to @mischieff_ for the lovely new cover!

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- Last updated at 00:36 03-05-2020

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